Christmas! A festival of giving...

Let me start by wishing all of my readers a Merry merry Christmas! I had a very enjoyable Christmas... Yes.. you heard me... An enjoyable one... What's so enjoyable you ask? Let me tell you by starting with a story...

In my family, I am kinda considered the cannot-study type... Due to my lousy results, I always get compaired to the better ones in the family... Of course, getting an award for good performance in school from the government is pratically impossible... Somehow or rather, when it was close to Chirstmas Day... My grandma told me something...

"This year you are going to get something that you can never even dream of..."

When I heard that, I was kinda surprised and curious... That night, I could not sleep... I kept thinking... What is it that I will get? A new handphone? A new laptop? I was thinking... Finally, the big day arrived... Yes... I am sure you all can guess it by now... I got a Good Progress Award!! Worth S$150... So happy... It is in fact not the money that matters... But my pride... I made a bet with my Uncle that I will be able to get good results... Looks like I am winning...

Well, talking about money is what I actually wanna talk about today... What is the use for money? What kind of thing is it that people want it so much that they can rob or even kill for it... Why is it such a thing that can drive us this crazy over it?

Let us all think in a logical way... Is it possible to live without money? Of cos not... But, we need not have an abundance of it... Of cos having much more is a good thing... You can buy whatever that is within your means... Afford better things than other people... But come to think of it... I rather be happy with what I already have... Many people keep thinking of a way to make more money everyday... Yes! There is nothing wrong with it... But when they have a plot to gain cash by underhanded means... That is so so so wrong... It is just as bad as hurting others to gain wealth...

Why people get crazy over money? Why are they all so stingy over it? I mean... Money spent can be earned back... Why keep it like its going to go with you to hell or heaven? I really cannot comprehend... Maybe someone have to educate me about wealth... But to have riches coming to you, you must be comfortable with money... Be flexible with money.. But not too flexible that you get cheated...

Next part of my blog... Yay! Ricca is back in town... Thank you lord that nothing has happened to her... I was so worried when the Earthquake happened... Of cos I am not a sadist... I do feel sorry for the people that died... Let us keep a moment of silence for them... *Silence*

Now I am at my aunt's house... Counting down to the New Year... Yay!!!! Makes me think of New Year resolutions... Haha... That shall be my next topic in the next entry... Yeah... So long people... I shall go have my dinner....

Wealth can never be brought away with you when you leave this earthly place...

Argh!!! My blog is so dead! Tag me people!

Yay! Great news people... I found the poem that is for the teachers... Stay in tuned to my blog to see it... I will post it next time... Let me start my entry today anyway...

Firstly, I wanna say that... I MISS LIN!!!! Hey girl... If you ever see this blog, do give me a call... I am going crazy... I need help!!! I MISS YOU TOO RICCA!!!!

Anyways, I have hardly anything to talk about this time... Well, I am currently working with my father. Don't ask too much about my job... I am kinda sick of people asking me that... Sigh! I really have nothing to say... Never mind... I shall forget about blogging for now... Need some topic to talk about... I shall go think...

ARGH!!! My brain is getting rusty... Time to do some Additional Mathematics...

Let us talk about forgiveness...

Sigh... The great big O's is over and now my life is wandering aimlessly... For the past few days I have only slept for like.... maybe 5 hours? I have been playing like crazy... I seriously mean crazy.... Sleeping 5 hours only in two days... Been meeting up with friends to play pool, go LAN gaming and so much more... Sometimes I wonder if I am able to stay at this lifestyle forever? How I wish it does not end... But as they all say, all good things must come to an end so let me enjoy my life now...

I am actually for once kinda bored now... Two post in two days... So much time to spare... Let me talk about forgiveness... I have actually seen so many people saying that they forgive them and then be friends again... What is forgiveness actually? Is it that when a friend does something wrong apologises and then you forgive him and be friends once more? Most of you would probably say yes... we should all be friends once more after I have forgiven him... Somehow or rather, I beg to differ...

Before I continue on, I want all of you to fully understand that I am not trying to break friendship or any relationship here... What I am about to say is not a solution to all problems... You do not have to follow what I say cos your life is in your own hands and all I am trying to do here is discuss about something which I feel strongly about...

OK! Moving on, forgiveness, like I said is not that you still have to be friends after you forgive a person... Let me state one example... You have a very good friend... One day he had sexually abused you... How would you girls feel? Obviously you would hate the guy to the core... Then, one day, you finally decide to forgive him... Does it mean you have to be friends with him? Let me tell you what forgiveness in my case is all about... Forgiveness is to release yourself from the past that is you are clinging on... When you forgive a person, you are not sending him a message that you want to be friends again but to tell him that you refuse to be imprisoned down by the past... Forgiveness is to help you get over the ordeal of feeling anger, agitation and hatred... Feeling all that "sucks" all the energy out of you... Sooner or later you will feel tired and what is the point of feeling hatred? ( I am wondering... Do you all understand me? I am like rattling on and on... haha..)

Of cos, not all things that hurt us is as serious as this and minor porblems can be solved easily when both party decides to work together... If you can salvage your friendship, do so... Cos having a friend is better than not having any... I am sure all of your friends have at least done something wrong to you at least once... You cannot possibly break your friendship with all of them...

I refuse to be imprisoned by you and my past... I wanna be free of all burdens and live a life of my own...

A closure of a chapter in my life...

Yes! The GCE O' Level is finally over!!! There is so many people I wanna thank... But... Let me start this entry in a proper manner...

Finally... The difficult and stupid ordeal has passed... I am free from the clutches of the Exam papers... The last paper was Chemistry... Sad to say... It was kinda easy... Thought they would set some difficult paper... After all, it is the dragon year... So... After the paper, I went straight home and changed into my outing clothes and went to Hougang Plaza to play LAN with Stanley and Lon... Decided to play Runescape together but ended up playing counter strike instead... I kinda got carried away and forgot to call Ricca... Was supposed to ask her out to play pool but by the time i called her, it was too late... She got angry with me... ( can't blame her... I always make her angry...) Ricca... You sent the sms that said you were at fault... No... You are NOT at fault... I am... I still cannot change... I am still an ignorant fool and I wil make it up to you...

Then after LAN, went home and started using the computer until now... Time now is 5.38 in the morning... ( Mom and Dad are overseas... That's why i can use the computer until so late...) Went online and saw so many green people on my Msn list... Chatted till now then I decided to update my blog... Lazy huhz? Well, I have so much time to spare now... Only wishing that i have that problem with money... I need to go find a job... Anyone? Help me find one?

Now that the O's is over, I have so many people to thank... Let me think and go by alphabetical order...

Ms Angela Chan--- My favourite Chinese teacher! Thank you for helping me in my biggest failing subject... I am able to pass, thanks to you! I enjoyed your lessons as they are interesting and not boring at all... Your jovial character always brighten up my day... But I fear you on those days when you come into our class with a scowl on your face... Thank you for your help and sorry that I do not do your homework...

Ms Daphne Lim--- Thank you for all the times you were there for my class when we are feeling down... You are a very caring and understanding teacher... Your words never fail to brighten up my day when I am feeling low and your enthusiasm always gets me going for better results! Thank you! One thing bothers me though... What is your chinese name?

Ms Fann Kang--- I have yet found the opportuinity to thank you directly... Thank you for calling my dad at the start of this year... Or else I do not know what I am now... You are the one who help me up when I am at my lowest... I thank you for that... Although you taught me for only quite a brief moment, you made a great difference in my life... Thank you!

Laraine--- My Chemistry tuition teacher... Thank you so much in aiding me in my work... I know I sometimes do not take your work seriously... Sorry for that... Thank you for coming to my house at the time slot I want and I always cancel my tuition at the last moment... Hope I did not cause you too much trouble... This lady over here knows her stuff especially for Chemistry... She is like a walking encyclopedia and she can clarify your doubts right on the spot... You all should consider hiring her as your tuition teacher... ( Call me for her contact...) Thank you so much for everything!!

Phoonie--- This guy is my friend cum teacher... He has quit being my school teacher and sometimes I just wonder what to call him... Phoonie? Mr Phoon? Or Anthony? Anyways, I wanna thank you for helping to cure my disease of laziness... I still remember the time where I am outside the class looking at you and the entire class... Kinda like looking at a bunch of animals... You really have helped me alot... Aided me in my work and told me which path I should take in my life... I will never forget this sentence... " Life is about meeting people's expectations..." You are so right on that... Thank you!

Raymond Loh--- Ah... My favourite Math tuition teacher... I have tried many tuition teacher, but this guy is the best... He knows his stuff well and is more worried than me for my O's... To my friends out there... He really is a good A-math and E-math tuition teacher... If you have a sibling who is weak in math, consider sending him to Raymond... ( Ask me for his number...) Although his house is a little far... But he is worth the trouble... Trust me... Oh yeah... almost fogot to thank him... haha... Thank you so much! My time with you wasn't considered long however, I throughly enjoyed all my lessons... You never had one boring lesson... I feel very sad that we have to "part"... How I wished I could stay for one more year but that would mean I have to retain... haha... Dun worry... I will keep in contact with you... Thank you for all your help!

Ms Shim--- Hmm... You taught us only for half a year and I learned alot from you... Not only academically but also morally... Lesson learned is... Never be sacarstic to a math teacher... I apprecitate that you called my parents when I did not do my work but I can do less with the slapping on the face... I admit... I did start to slack after Phoonie left... So thank you for "reminding" my dad that I should not be lazy... Thank you for everything!

Mr Siva--- Headmaster of S.S ( Slacking Sivaians) You also did not teach me for long... What I have learned from you however, is alot! Thank you for the times when you helped me with my compositions and made me reaized what my common mistakes are.... Thank you for your great help!

To all other teachers--- Thank you for your help... Throughout my 4 years of life in Peicai, you all have given me tons of help... thank you for passing on your knowledge to me... I thnak you all from the bottom of my heart...

That wraps up today's entry... going to sleep now... so tired... time now is 6.24 in the morning... Going to havoc with Ricca by playing pool tomorrow...

Problem now... How am I going to get the teachers and tuition teachers to read this entry?

Sorry for the inconvenience caused

Due to my DAMN FUCKING LOUSY computer... I am sorry to say that I will not be able to blog until the problem has been rectified...
Seems like someone up there DOES not like me and is plotting against me.... Therefore I shall consider giving up blogging and there shall be less troubles...
You guys will be better off surfing PORN and wanking to the damn computers...

I will be back unless you can fix the damn com for me...

So Sweet!

I was up on the bus... Took my favourtie seat...( you all should know if you have been faithfully reading my blog...) And started my way homewards bound... I saw something which really touched my heart... Just opposite me, I saw a small little Malay boy with his brother ( in his 18's i think...) sitting beside him... As curious as a little boy can get, the small guy was kneeling in his seat, looking out the window, fascinated by the scenery... I don't know what was with the driver that day, but he was going very fast... So, imagine what would happen to the cute little guy if the driver braked immediately? Lucky for the boy... His brother was reaching out to the window to make something like a barricade so that if the bus braked... You know the rest...

The sweetness does not end there... Soon, the little guy got tired... he sat down and fell asleep... Guess what the brother did? I found it very sweet and touching.... His brother laid the little guy's head on his lap and help him tightly so that he would not fall off.... ( the bus was going fast remember?)

I saw that and began wondering... Why my relationship with my sister is sour? What did I do to have that kind of sister? I really tried everything to build rapport... but you know... nothing nice came out of it... Like they say... It takes two hands to clap... Now you know which hand isn't clapping...

I have nothing much to say actually... But do think about this... When was the last time you had a great time enjoying your sibling's company?? When was the last time you made your sibling happy?

How I wish I could do something to have a good relation with my sis...

Some whatever-you-call-it to reflect my feelings

Yay! I can come online now... My brother has changed the password to the previous one... I can come online as and when I like now... Today seemed like a weird day for me... I took a taxi home from tuition... When I got in the taxi, the driver started talking and talking... I was really tired and wanted him to shut up... But... I just kept on listening... All I could remember was that he was rambling on and on about how good China is and how inferior Singapore is compared to China...

Anyways, I have got nothing to write except for my feelings... It is supposed to be a poem but if it does not sound like one to you... please pardon me... I am not really a good poet... Here goes nothing...

How I wish I had the ability to stop time.

Cos if I could,

I would stop it at the moment I had you.

For I do not want that feeling to end.

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How I wish I had the ability to turn back time.

Cos if I could,

I would turn it back and right my wrong.

For I do not want to lose what is mine.

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I was ignorant and childish,

do not even know that I made you cry.

But time and again,

you still stood by my side.

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I know words do not mean a thing to you.

But this I want to say,

for I never had the intention of making you sad.

Cos that makes me feel bad.

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Now that we have gone our seperate ways,

I still think of you everyday.

The pain that I am still learning to comprehend,

never seem to get lighter each day.

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Is it that I am too young for love?

Is it that I am too immature to comprehend?

Is it that I am too childish too control it?

Love really is a complex thing to comprehend.

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Every morning when I wake up,

I think of you.

Every night before I sleep,

I think of you.

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Here I am imprisoned by my feelings,

only to end up getting hurt.

Yes, you are not to blame for how I feel.

But love is something I cannot stop myself from feeling.

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I want to cry.

Cry out loud so that I can let everything out.

But fate has played a cruel a joke on me,

he made me numb by with the great influx of different feelings.

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I may look happy daily,

however, deep inside I feel like something is weighing me down.

I am not moving on like I am supposed to,

for I believe in love.

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I can wait.

I will wait.

I have to wait.

For I believe in love.

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I might be irritating you... But I will regret it if I don't say it out... Sorry that you have to read this... One more thing... I would like you to have one of the turtles and could you please name them for me? I would really appreciate if you could jus keep one of them...

Woah! Rare chance to blog...

I shan't start this entry with celebrations of being able to blog because I find it totally stupid to do it...

So many things has happened since then... Since the previous time I had the feel of typing on this damn bloody lousy computer of mine... How I wish I could just chuck this damn bloody lousy computer aside and buy a super slick nice looking notebook with cool add ons and stuff and play with it all day long... Of coz... Like I said... How I wish... So I don't think it is going to happen... Sadly, this damn bloody lousy computer of mine is the only source of connection to the cyber world, a place where I can insult people for their stupidity and get away scott free with it... It is also a place where I can make myself look more appetizing to the eyes... Enough of me rambling on...

Now, I have a favor to ask from all of you who comes across this page... Someone (whom comments matters the most to me...) once said that my blog is written very formally and she finds blogs that types about their daily lives are much more interesting... Is it true? All of you answer me! I want to know... Therefore, you readers, please leave your comments after reading this entry... Please state if my blog is really that formal and what kinda blog entries turns you people on... Constructive critism is well appreciated...

Moving on... now my house has two new family members... A pair of crystal turtles... They sure are pitiful, they wanted a love of a certain someone but could not get it... My heart goes out for them... How long they waited to be taken of the shelf, travelled long distances and got packed in a never often seen way of packaging to surprise her... How much they wanted her to be filled with joy upon seeing them and accept them because they knew that if she accepted them, they would lead a better life than living with their current owner... Alas! They were with her for a morning but then they got rejected... Poor turtles! Ever since, they still long for her love but one thing puzzles them the most... Why did she reject them? She hated the person who bought them off the shelf? This tragic story has lots of unanswered questions... I would like to know why too...

"Why?" They cried out loud...
I was speechless and could not answer them because I myself do not know the answer too...

ALERT! ALERT! STOP BLOGGING FOR AWHILE...

MY PET LAMA DIED...

I AM IN MOURNING AND WILL NOT BE BLOGGING FOR PERHAPS UNTIL AFTER "O" LEVELS...

MAY MY DEAR LAMA REST IN PEACE FOR I WISH YOU THE BEST!

P.S Actual fact is that my stupid idiotic brother changed the Internet password so I cannot use the computer... No... I am not discriminating the Lamas'

Children's Day!

Yes! It is Children's Day... A day for children to celebrate... Celebrate that they are children... I could not help but just remember the times when I was in primary school... During Children's Day, the school would have a gift and a performance put up in the school hall... To top it off... School lasted for only half a day... What fun we had and I wished that times like that would not end... I am sure all of you... my legions of fans, would have some memory of your Children's Day would you not?

Anyways, my topic for today's entry is not about Children's Day but about when we were children ourselves... Let me ask all of you something...

Now, at the present, we have so many things to keep us teens occupied... There is the game consoles, the computer and television... When we were still kids... What did we play with? Even if there was computer or game consoles when we were still kids, would we all know how to play with it then? Yes... What about the television? I admit... I do watch the television when I was a kid... I remember watching cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny and the usual bunch of classics cartoons... Even then, do we understand what the characters were talking about? All we watched was just some character suffering for ten minutes before he gives up on his prey and still dies in the end...

What's my point in saying all these you ask?

Other than watching television... What else did we do? I have to admit... what I did really do sound stupid and lame... I would usually go to my cousin's house and play with him... We would take out our toys ( mainly Power Rangers action figures...) and used them to fight against each other's chosen action figure... We would conjure up silly and crazy moves for our action figure and even make sound effects... Worse, we sometimes would get into a fight because none of us want to lose... All these sound stupid... Yes it does... especially when I look back at it... But one important thing we all had in common was....

IMAGINATION...

Yes! Imagination... One important ingredient needed to play with the action figures... Don't you all think so? I think we are all lacking a wee bit of it now... There are game consoles that do all the work for us... We always used to think how a super hero can look like.... Not anymore... Games now feature a hero for us and things the hero can do is limited... Whereas, what we can imagine is unlimited...

Nowadays, how often do you all use your imagination? Unless you are writing a composition... Even when writing a composition, we do not use as much imagination as we used to... Now, people are becoming more "dead"... They do not have as much fun as older generations did... Why is this happening? I do not know... We cannot entirely blame it on games or the computer...

Therefore... To the people out there!! Let your imagination run wild!!! Don't let it die and go for what you believe in... Nothing is impossible... ( unless you wanna fly or something... which is practically impossible...) Things you cannot get, imagination is the best thing you can have... Remember... Imagination is vital for life!!!

Let your imagination run wild!!!

Singapore Idol... Is it really glamourous to be in?

I rather not talk about the password thingy anymore... It is such an old thing... Probably gonna bore you guys anyway...

Yay! Got new things to blog about anyways... Singapore Idol! Yes! The show that almost everyone is watching every Thursday... Yes... That show with Gurmit in it that always start the show with this line, "Hello Singapore! Welcome to Singapore Idol! What's up?!" ( Serious... He always start the show like this...)

Yesterday's episode featured the unsung heroes of Singapore Idol... I only got to watch it today at Shing Yee's house... ( Thanks loads... I missed the show yesterday... Hooray for technology! Got such a thing called VCR...)

Happy to say, I throughly enjoyed my visit to Shing Yee's house today... I had tons of fun and laughter... ( Especially the laughter part...) I could dare say I spent at least half my time there laughing at the unsing heroes... ( Most of them anyway....) There were really lots of funny characters in yesterday's episode... Let me try to recall them....

Ah!~ The first person I remember so clearly... I cannot remember her name... But there was one trademark of hers that made me remember her so clearly... Yes! She likes pink... The colour pink! OMG! Oh oh oh.... I think her name is Joyce... I think... I might be wrong... But anyways, she says that pink makes her look younger... I mean.. Seriously.... look into the god damn mirror and you better hope you dun get frightened by your own reflection... What I could not believe was... She had... HAD a boyfriend... ( Now I know why he dumped you...) Oh yeah... Gurmit asked her where her boyfriend is now... and she said it was a secret... She also said her boyfriend does not like publicity... Of coz he does not... Having a girlfriend with a face like yours... Do you think he wants people to know him? She still says she has people going to her for her autographs and most of them are guys... Guys out there! Are you guys blind? I would dare say Xu Chun Mei is better than her...( Not the face though...) At least Xu Chun Mei is rich... I couldn't help but laugh at this pink lady... Seriously a joke to the society...

Next... I can remember this two person... A deaf and speech defect... Perhaps I should really admire their courage... But they really came and embarrassed themselves... I mean... You want people to go " Awwww..." Just because you are deaf? Just because you have a speech defect? Please... There are thousands of other people out there who is just like you... Why don't we have a official day and go " Awwww..." for them 24 hours? The show is called "Singapore Idol"... It is a search for an Idol... Please know yourself and don't make a joke out of yourself... Firstly... To join Singapore Idol, You must know how to sing and carry a tune... Please do not even think about joining when you are deaf and do not know how the song sounds like because it is virtually impossible for you to sing in tune... You want to prove that a speech defect can sing? Seriously... You do not have to go on national television and make a complete fool out of yourself... There are other ways of doing it... Call me whatever you want... This is what I feel and you people reading do not have to agree with me... I don't care coz I do not want to be some fraud goody goody...

Moving on... Of coz... There will be good ones... The guy who sang Clay Aiken's Solitare was extremely good... That is what I really call talent... It is just a shame that he pulled out at the last moment coz he had some private thing to do...

Lastly... I noticed... I think the only person who speaks good English in Singapore Idol is gurmit... The rest... Let's not say about it... It was really horrendous... Indescribable... ( Is it spelt correctly?)

I guess that wraps up today's entry...

Too many singers spoil the song...

Yay! My Birthday!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Today is a significant day! Yes! It is all your idol's Birthday... ME! Yes! Me! Don't try to feign ignorance... You all jolly well know it's my birthday today... Well... Self-praise time is over... Let me start on today's topic... (Diana...Pai seh... Gotta tell the world... Learn from your mistakes though...)

Well.. We always have the story then the moral... So... Here goes...

It was a bright sunny day! Oops... Wrong story book... Ahh, there it is... Ok... It was at night, when suddenly, a ravishing male picked up a phone call... The ravishing male was..... Me! ( Don't start puking... I'll slap you with the you know what...)

Me: Hello... Yes Diana?
Diana: Wei Xin? I'll sms you later... I busy now cos I am in the police station...
Me: Huh? What happened?
Diana: Haiz... Wallet got stolen and my identification card, EZ Link card, and ATM card got stolen...
Me: Hahaha! Serious?
Diana: Don't laugh ok? I am so pissed off... The person also withdrew S$200 and transferred S$300 to his another account...)
Me: Wah! How he know your pin number? He god izzit?
Diana: Haiz.. Don't say anymore... I put my pin number as my birthdate and he has my EZ Link card... Then you know what happened next...
Me: OMG!! You put your pin number as your birthdate? Why so stupid? You should never... NEVER put your pin number as your birthdate... So dumb...
Diana: How I know?! You never tell me...
Me: Haiyo... Xiao Jie ah... You should know this... Do you know that people take a survey and found out that when it comes to password, most people will think of their birthdate...
Diana: Really meh?
Me: Yes!
....

Now the moral... Never put your password as birthdate or anything related to you... I sorta have not much time now... I'll type more tomorrow... The second part of the moral...

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!

P.S: Thank you my cousin who bought me the Star Ocean: Till The End Of Time guidebook... I love it like hell!

Chinese Paper... What are they testing?

Chinese paper... Oh no! I do not know how to write the character... How? Was it one stroke down or two stroke left? Hmmmz... Wonder what it is.... Crap! It is only five questions of the whole paper which weighs ten marks of the whole freaking paper... Hmmmz... Let me see.... ten out of a hundred... That is like.... Wow! Ten percent of the paper... Which is like... let's see now... Ahhh.... Two grades on the report card... Wow... Now if I leave this section blank... Even if I get the whole paper right, ( Which will never happen at all...) I get a maximum grade ofA1.... Wow! A one... Sure gonna look nice on my report card.... But then again... Can I get everything right?

Tian xie han zhi.... a.k.a waste of my time... is the stupid killer of the whole paper... How do we actually study for the Chinese paper? Let me count the ways... Learn how to write the stupid characters... Learn the meaning of the words... Learn how to construct sentences with it... So many things... It seriously is heavy work...

What is worse is that in the O'levels, they will test what you have learned throughout the four years in school... That is not all... What we have learned throughout the four years is like maybe a few hundred words?? Little right? Yeah right.... It doesn't stop right here... We learn so many words.... Just to be tested on five.... FIVE measly questions which weighs ten bloody fucking marks.... Where is the justice? We work so hard just for that? Might as well don't test us on it right?

That is also not all... The rest of the paper consists of a close passage, comprehension, forming sentences, and another comprehension (with four choices for answer...) Except for the section of forming sentences, which of it is actually what we learn in our syllybus? Yes... I can read... I can comprehend... But it is of no use or whatsoever to what I have learnt in the textbooks... Crappy isn't it? Somehow it is not fair at all... I hate Chinese... Seriously hate it... I did not hate it then untill now....

Perhaps someone enlighten me and show me the way of mastering this language... It totally scares the hell out of me... I think Mr. Siva can speak better Chinese than me... Manz... What a disgrace! Help anyone?

Wonder if I will ever master Chinese?

Is blogging really typing about your everyday life?

Hi peeps! I woke up at 8.30 in the morning and ate my breakfast... After that, my best friend called and we decided to go out and have some fun.. Perhaps catch a movie or play some pool... when we met, we decided that we should watch a movie... Blah blah blah.... blah... and more blahs....

Does it sound familiar?

Is this really what most people blog about everytime? It sure is boring to read this knida blogs... Why would I wanna know what you do everyday? If I wanna know what you do everyday, wouldn't it be better if I stalk you and get to see everything first hand? Of cos... This might be not at all true... Typing about what happens daily is nice... if... IF.... it is kept funny and joyful to read...

Another thing... Type happy stuff... Why type all your roblems and tell everyone? People are bothered enough by their own problems and you wnat them to worry about yours too? You can type your problems down... But not to the extend that it happens everyday... Would any of you want to read something sad?? Unless you find happiness in other people sadness.... like Qian Bei...

So welcome to Prof. Wei Ge's class once more... Today's topic shall be.............

~~~~~~~~~~~~How to make your blog interesting~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. First most important thing... Make sure content is interesting... Do not type your everyday life unless you kill someone everyday or you get laid everyday by Annabel Chong( Wonder if that is her nane...)

2. This is what I heard from people... Do not be longwinded... Seriously, I do not think this is bad unless you are not following rule number 1... But anyways, do not be longwinded...

3. I like this rule... Beautify your blog with words... Your blog need not have really big words... Simple words can make a blog very enjoyable to read... Using big words might not appeal to readers as they might not understand a single word you are saying... They will have to arm themselves with a dictionary every time they read your blog... Wouldn't that be a hassle? Do you know how heavy a dictionary can be? So people, moral is... Do not use big words unless you are trying to "hao lian" to people how good your english is...

4. Do not blog when you have nothing to write... Do not blog for the sake of blogging... This often leads to people typing about their everyday life... Cos there is nothing much to say except for what happened in the day...

5. Find a topic to type about... Blogging is something where you want yourself to be heard and making sure your message get across to people... Having a widespread of topic in one entry is too much cos people do not know where you are heading or talking about...

I guess that is all I have for now... Anymore ideas, pls place in comment so it stays there for good... and people can read it...

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Blogging shall be kept funny at all times...

Bus Etiquette

Yes... Today's class will be on bus etiquette... How many people know what the meaning of etiquette is? (*Scans the room for volunteers*) Ok... Looks like no one wanna volunteer... It means the rules of correct behavior in social life or among members of a profession... Those who got it correct, give yourself a pat on the back... Those who got it wrong... You know what to do... Get a stiletto heels and slap yourself...

Getting on... Let me give you all an account I had... It happened just not quite long ago... I was waiting for bus 105 at Toa Payoh central... It was then already in the evening about 6 plus... I saw the bus came and I boarded it... God! It was so damn crowded... So I had to Squeeze past people and scanned my card on the reader... At that time, it was not so bad... I could at least breathe...

Nightmare started... The bus came to a screeching stop and it jerked... I kinda banged into a female... Hard... (Actually, she quite pretty... *wink* My apologies lady...) I think she is nearing 30 years of age... ( I know... You'll understand why later...) She voiced her pain out loud... then came the vicious stare... I was at a lost then... Realizing that I hit her, I apologized loudly too... Still she was not really satisfied with my apology and continued staring... I turned my head away and ignored her or else I would have argued with her... That averted disaster... Then a few stops later, she alighted... still staring at me when she got off the bus... This time... I gave her mine...

I thought everything has ended but no... Fate has a different plan in mind... In came the next great influx of people... This time the bus is really crowded... I doubt I had space to fall again... There was this fat lady this time... Standing near the first row of seats (the seats that faces each other...) Then behind me, the great influx of people... I thought the fat lady would move to the back of the bus... Heck no! She stood there like she was guarding the seats... The bus driver had to stand up and shouted for people to move to the back... I tried... But to no avial because the fat lady is blocking me!! Argh! The bus started to move again... Soon came the next bus stop... Again more people is filling the bus... This time, quite a few people at the back of the bus alighted... and at the middle of the bus there is this huge space... Again, the bus driver had to shout for people to move to the back... This fat lady acted like she could not hear and did not budge... I was trapped and I tried to make myself small so people could pass me and the lady to get to the space... Now the bus is seriously packed... It is like people in sardin's can... And to top it off, the fat lady held the ring which is quite high for her height... This made her stretched her arm... My god... I can practically smell her arm pit! Disgusting... I held my breath, turning my head the other way... Luckily my stop was next or I would have died in her arm pit... (not hands)

This was one of the worst ride I had in a long time...

Note to fat lady: Do remember to move to the end of the bus... The bus driver had to shout twice... also when boarding, below the scanning device, there is a sign that says move to the end of the bus... It is either you are blind or you are just an ignorant person... I seriously hope that something happens to you so that you will learn... Perhaps something like... Having the bus driver come right up to you and shout in your ear to move to the back or having to fall on the steps while boarding the bus so you can read the sign below...

So, people... do remeber to be kind and courteous when you are on a bus... Do that and people will treat you the same way... (there will be some exceptions of cos...)

Now you all wanna know why I can tell the age of the lady mentioned above....

~~~~~~~~ Guide to girl watching in bus ~~~~~~~~

1. Always sit at the seat which faces the back of the bus... There are better things to see than Tv Moblie, unless it is showing some R(A) move...

2. To prevent from females knowing that you are staring at them, get those sunglasses where people cannot see your eyes or get those really dark shades...

3. Do not... I repeat... DO NOT look straight into their eyes... Always look far behind them... Act like you are looking behind them...

4. Look at them with small dosages... Do not be an idiot and stare at them like they at maimed or they have their privates on their face...

5. Lastly... Act smart and do not act like a love sick puppy that believes in love at first sight... It never happens...

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There are better things to see than TV moblie...

Bad news!!!!

Argh!!! Nooooo!!! Don't lock up the damn computer! My life! My past time! What am I gonna do without it?!

Ok! Enough with the dramatism...( Don't know got such a word or not... must go check it out...) But seriously... I think my brother is gonna set a password on the damn computer... I might not be able to blog... ( This is the part where you are supposed to go *Gasp!* ...)

Gasp!

Yes... Such a pity... Do not cry my adoring fans... I will be back... After my preliminary !Examinations... And then again... Might be after the General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level (GCE O'levels)... Who knows? Fret not my friends... I have a trusty cousin whom I can get to use his com... Every Tuesday that is...

Anyways... GCE O'levels is the certificate for ordinary level... And we are already studying like crazy!! Can you imagine what it will be like for A'levels? My god! I sure do not want that to happen... That is why I most probably be going to poly!! Yay! Hooray for poly! Those who wanna go for A'levels... Good luck! You'll need it... badly...

Blogging has become quite a fad for me even though it was here a long time ago... And response in my blog is good! (Keep it up!) This is quite a joyous thing for me! It is time now that I have to refrain from using the compter... Total sadness... Wei Xin without computer is like a fish without water... This is gonna be my mid-life crisis... What am I gonna do? How am I gonna satisfy my fans who come in here for their usual dosage of fun and laughter? Is it justifiable that I prevent my fans from being happy? Answer me!! Is it right to stop me from doing what I now feel that blogging is the most relaxing thing to do? Tell me!!

What did I ever do to deserve this? Oh my dear lord! Help me get over this loss I am about to have... Please help me get away scott free for killing my brother who is gonna lock up the damn computer... Please help me have the strength to slice up my brother and throw the body parts into Dickson's house and set it on a raging fire! (Dickson... I still hate you!)

P.S: I will still blog whenever I can... Do visit often... To friends I may not talk to online anymore... Do keep your spirits up... Cheer up all my girlfriends!

I will blog till the day that I die...

There he goes again... Dickson being a dickhead...

This post is totally dedicated to Dickson a.k.a Dickhead from Peicai Secondary School... Every single time I walk pass his class... It never fails to amaze me how dickhead can act like a total idiot in class... Perhaps it is his forte... Perhaps it was inherited from his parents... Who knows and who cares?! He is still being like a dickhead...

"Why am I doing this?"

You all might be asking... let me tell you what happen...

It all started when my alarm clock rang... As usual, I got up and was trying to find the door... instead, I opened my closet... No... I did not try walking into my closet... I was finally fully awake by that time... Took my almost translucent when wet P.E uniform and went to the toilet... The rest... You all know...

Morning exercises began on the basketball court as usual... Starting to assemble on the court when from out of nowhere, a soccerball came right into my head... Normal instincts, I turned to see who kicked the damn fucking spherical object which came into contact with my head... I saw Dickhead...
Conversation between Dickhead, his can't speak english friend and me:
(I turned around and just in time I heard...)
Dickhead:"Wow! Nice header! Pro sia...(My god! they said sia...)
Me: (Kinda stunned for awhile...) Shouldn't you be saying sorry?
Dickhead:??
Me: Fuck you man!
Friend of his who cannot speak english: (This guy shall be known as english failer from now on...) You got a problem izzit?
Me: Yes! You all should be apologising... (all this while, Dickhead is shocked at my words..)
English failer:For what? You said fuck you for no reason...
Me:(What a bunch of sissies...) Of cos... You all hit me in the head for no apparent reason and did not even apologise... What do you expect me to say? Thank you?
(Dickhead recovered from shock and held his friend back cos he looked like he was ready to eat me...)
Dickhead: You say fuck you for what?
Me:Do you guys ever listen? I suggest you all better apologise... quick...
English failer:You shut up ok! Anyhow say fuck you... I dun talk to people who speak english...
Me:Why? You constantly fail english? If you are not gonna speak to people who speak english... I wonder what you are saying now...
English failer:(This time in chinese... Sadly I can understand idiot...) Idiot! I happy can anot? I dun speak to people who speaks english...
Me:Suits me just fine...

Having said that, I turned to Ee-lon and talked to him and did my warm up... That conversation really shows how stupid he is and no one like him can ever win me in a verbal war unless it is in chinese... After that was games... As usual, I headed for the street soccer court... Fate really is playing me... Guess who I saw? Yes! Dickhead and company... Well... i held no grudge towards them and played... Who knows they were still sore about the incident... Well... No choice and I just played... Boy! Did they play like a bunch of crazy people... They rammed the ball towards me whenever they had the ball... I am not so petty so I just played fair... It was totally stupid the way they played... Always passing the ball to me becos they like ramming the ball towards me... They sure are stupid... They always thought that I do not know how to stop the ball...(That ball was the ball which hit me in the head) Surprise! I know how to stop the ball... They were playing rough... (Bet you people never ever seen a dickhead playing soccer...) After that ended... We just assembled to cool down and return to the parade square and got ready for moring assembly...

Ever since, Dickhead and company still treat me like I am thier arch enemy... What can I say? Except to advise them to grow up and get over it... But no... They do not wanna listen to me... Just this afternoon, I was sitting in the canteen talking to Fazzy and Ying Ping and that Dickhead walked past me delibrately kicking my legs... It smarts... And as usual, he did not say sorry... This time I was smater... I did not retaliate... Could not be bothered to... Just surprising that a person can act like this over a matter that happened like months ago... Totally stupid!

To Dickhead and Company: Guys! Time to grow up... I have no time to entertain you stupid dickheads and idiots... I suggest that you all stop after today... If anything ever happens again, I would not let you all off lightly... No way I am gonna fight... I will make your lives terrible just with my mouth... You all will be so humiliated that you would not wanna come to school... But if fight I have to... I will gladly take you all on... But remember... You guys started it... Do not push your luck... Mark my words... Retreat and know your limits...

I am not fun to be triffled with...

Only gangs fight... (A sweeping statement)

Welcome to Peicai! A place where it caters to every single needs of Peicaians... (Like real...) Especially to the childish ones... Tamagochi in school... (My god!!) Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon trading cards, Neopets trading cards, You name it... you got it... But tamagochi?! Manz... That is the total extreme manz... Tamagochi is way out manz... like years ago? Of cos I am no exception... You can call me a childish one if you like... I still watch anime... But I dun waste my time on such stupid thing... But then again, Peicaians who play the tamagochi... do not fear that you will be the most childish cos there is still time to repent... Or there is something that some Peicaians do which is more stupid and childish than playing tamagochi... Nope! Not telling lame jokes... also not playing catching...

Just stop guessing and listen to me or I'll slap you with a Stelitto heel... Fighting... Yes you heard me... Fighting... How can it be more childish than playing tamagochi? Let me tell you... Fighting is the most absurd thing that can ever happen... You're asking me who fighting who? Oh! I left out the important detail didn't I... Silly me... It is gonna happen soon... Between the not really friendly and cannot think Silverfish and the undefeated champion of troublemakers and having internal war, The Band of Brothers! Ok... As I was saying, Fighting is the most childish and absurd thing that can ever happen... Cos every sngle one of them would be acting like a five year old child fighting over a toy... (for a pre-war conflict, go view http://witchy-vieve.blogspot.com and see the tag board...)

Into more detail... It all started when the Band of Brothers decided to try auditioning for teacher's day performance... Silverfish also auditioned for it too... During this time, I do not know what happened, but I think it would not be nice... Considering the fact that both of the party are gonna fight... But anyways... It was a mutual feeling that both party took the teacher's concert as a mesurement to see who were better... The should-change-their-vocalist Silverfish or the horrendous and stupid Band of Brothers... (To tell the truth... I doubt either were good except Band of Brothers sounded better...) There was once incident which I remembered clealy from the above mentioned blog, is that the lousy vocalist said that lots of people stood up for the Silverfish when they finished their performance and the Band of Brothers got middle fingers pointed up their asses... But then again, I think that the band that got laughed (I think I am the only one who did that...) and pointed middle finger is the Silverfish... The Band of Brothers however I think was the group that did better... Perhaps the people who pointed middle finger were the Silverfish doing it at the backstage...

Another thing is that, in the above mentioned blog, there is this "____" guy who was on genevieve's tag board... This is the guy whom I find the most funny... He really cracks me up... Especially his english... He states that he is from the Band of Brothers and started insulting the Silverfish... Of cos the Silverfish could only find trouble with Band of Brothers... Silverfish seems to be taking it out on Band of Brothers... What fun I had by standing aside and laughing my head off at their stupidity... both the Silverfish and the Band of Brothers... It has never occured to the vocalist of Silverfish that every single word posted by "____" might not be from Band of Brothers and just impersonating them... Also, the Band of Brothers did not take the initiative find out who that joker is... haha... What fun!

So the battle continues and the more childish they will get... Why not sit down together and talk like gentlemen and together work hand in hand to find out who "____" is... Fighting will not resolve anything but only worsen things... If fighthing is the only solution, why not the UN fight to settle things? If that ever happens, I am afraid you Silverfish and Band of Brothers would not even get the chance to start a fight cos there will be war... So I suggest you so-nice-to-laugh-at people get down together and talk it out rather than start cutting each others balls off... What a laugh that would be... Well... So I conclude that fighting is a very stupid way to pass your time and certainly a childish activity...

P.S : A note to "____" I expect to see you on my tag board soon considering on how I insulted you... (I feel that ____ is not from Band of Brothers cos his English is seriously horrendous... Mr Phoon would really be ashamed to be our teacher...)

Who shouted encore? They should have their heads checked..

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Education preacher... nice euphemism for teacher?

As we all know, Teacher's day is here... I would like to salute all teachers as you all have worked really hard for us... Sadly... some people.... namely me... do not appreciate your hard work cos I do not do my homework... Ain't that sad? Yes... I am lazy and irritating in class... Why do i act like that you ask me?
To tell you the truth, I, for one do not like the education system here in Singapore... Neither do I like some of the teachers who teaches me... You all know who... Especially Stanley, Clarence Wong and Qian Bei... Also, Singapore test you not for how much you learn but...
1. How much you can memorize...
2. How fast you can write in 3 hours..
So anyways... I am gonna tell you the survival guide on how to make your teacher happy...in class..( Since it is Teacher's Day)
~~~Survival guide to making teachers happy in class~~~

1. Do not sleep!!!
Seriously... I have seen this lotsa time... Stanley would know who does this most of the time... Doing this will trouble teachers by having them pause the class for a moment to wake you up... Not only it is rude to the teachers (cos you are not paying attention... Tells them that their lessons are boring...) it is rude to students who really wanna listen in class... But then again... Who ever listens?
2. Never chat with the teachers in class...(unless they like you and they take the intiative to do it...)
This... I do not recommend you do it if you are like me who does not do homework... Cos once you start talking to them, they will ask for your homework... Sad huhz? Well... you can talk to them if you are able to wriggle your way out of the mess... Seems like what I always do... :)
3. Do your HOMEWORK!!!
Yes yes!! I know.. Mdm Tan called me out cos I dun usually pass up my homework... Seriously... I dun care if I make any teachers happy... But if you want to make your teachers happy... Do your work!
4. Make sure there is no sarcasm in your tone of speech...
Been there.. Done that... Got my ass fucked lots of time because of this... I was being sarcastic to a certain teacher in class... And SHE didn't like it... But then again... Do i care? I gave her even more till she threaten to make me a "outstanding" student once more... Of cos... That shut me up immediately...
5. There is more but... I am lazy to type as usual... so let's jus leave it here for the moment... I will finish up when I have more time...

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Have a happy Teacher's day everyone...
There is a small poem which I will post tomorrow for the teachers... (I do not hate all teachers...) This poem was wrtten by a few people from year 2002 Sec. 2H.. It was a poem dedicated to Miss Neo... But I feel that all teachers should deserve it... (Of cos I feel that some dun...) So do read my blog tomorrow...

New blog = New beginning

Yes! I like the url of my blog and the theme for it... seems like i am gonna stick to it... unless a certain someone finds it lame.... anyways... yes... a new blog... There can't be a better way to relieve stress... perhaps I have found it...
You all must be thinking "Crazy! So near to the O's and you still doing this..."
Well yeah... kinda bored and nothing to do... Actually my biggest worry is if you all are still blogging... But who cares? As long as I am happy then it is fine...
Yes... here comes the second question... "Are you gonna be like last time? Blogging till that finger counting can be used to count the number of previous post?"
My answer is NO cos this time, I am so gonna blog regularly... My previous blog was a total failure cos i had people askin me how come i so long never blog...This time... everything's gonna change...
Now for the third... "Why should we read your blog? And how will I know if i would not get infected with your lame virus? And what new things are there?"
Wow! So many things to answer... Why you should read my blog? Good one... You got me there... Well, i am gonna answer everything in one go... So here goes nothing! I am seriously almost cured of my lameness but then again... Lameness is a matter or reletivity and on how one defines lameness as... Cos over the years... It just depends on who is doing it... For example... A real cool guy cracks a joke and everyone seems to be laughing with him.. However... If the same exact similar joke is cracked by some unpopular guy... Everyone will go " Eeeee! So lame!" Anyways... I am digressing as usual... So back to topic... my new blog shall be much more interesting and hopefully funny...
This is why you all should start reading my blog...
P.S: I need help once more... I do not know html at all... Any kind soul would lend a helping hand? I want a simple and nice template... Any suggestions?