Who shouted encore? They should have their heads checked..
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Education preacher... nice euphemism for teacher?
As we all know, Teacher's day is here... I would like to salute all teachers as you all have worked really hard for us... Sadly... some people.... namely me... do not appreciate your hard work cos I do not do my homework... Ain't that sad? Yes... I am lazy and irritating in class... Why do i act like that you ask me?
To tell you the truth, I, for one do not like the education system here in Singapore... Neither do I like some of the teachers who teaches me... You all know who... Especially Stanley, Clarence Wong and Qian Bei... Also, Singapore test you not for how much you learn but...
1. How much you can memorize...
2. How fast you can write in 3 hours..
So anyways... I am gonna tell you the survival guide on how to make your teacher happy...in class..( Since it is Teacher's Day)
~~~Survival guide to making teachers happy in class~~~
1. Do not sleep!!!
Seriously... I have seen this lotsa time... Stanley would know who does this most of the time... Doing this will trouble teachers by having them pause the class for a moment to wake you up... Not only it is rude to the teachers (cos you are not paying attention... Tells them that their lessons are boring...) it is rude to students who really wanna listen in class... But then again... Who ever listens?
2. Never chat with the teachers in class...(unless they like you and they take the intiative to do it...)
This... I do not recommend you do it if you are like me who does not do homework... Cos once you start talking to them, they will ask for your homework... Sad huhz? Well... you can talk to them if you are able to wriggle your way out of the mess... Seems like what I always do... :)
3. Do your HOMEWORK!!!
Yes yes!! I know.. Mdm Tan called me out cos I dun usually pass up my homework... Seriously... I dun care if I make any teachers happy... But if you want to make your teachers happy... Do your work!
4. Make sure there is no sarcasm in your tone of speech...
Been there.. Done that... Got my ass fucked lots of time because of this... I was being sarcastic to a certain teacher in class... And SHE didn't like it... But then again... Do i care? I gave her even more till she threaten to make me a "outstanding" student once more... Of cos... That shut me up immediately...
5. There is more but... I am lazy to type as usual... so let's jus leave it here for the moment... I will finish up when I have more time...
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Have a happy Teacher's day everyone...
There is a small poem which I will post tomorrow for the teachers... (I do not hate all teachers...) This poem was wrtten by a few people from year 2002 Sec. 2H.. It was a poem dedicated to Miss Neo... But I feel that all teachers should deserve it... (Of cos I feel that some dun...) So do read my blog tomorrow...
To tell you the truth, I, for one do not like the education system here in Singapore... Neither do I like some of the teachers who teaches me... You all know who... Especially Stanley, Clarence Wong and Qian Bei... Also, Singapore test you not for how much you learn but...
1. How much you can memorize...
2. How fast you can write in 3 hours..
So anyways... I am gonna tell you the survival guide on how to make your teacher happy...in class..( Since it is Teacher's Day)
~~~Survival guide to making teachers happy in class~~~
1. Do not sleep!!!
Seriously... I have seen this lotsa time... Stanley would know who does this most of the time... Doing this will trouble teachers by having them pause the class for a moment to wake you up... Not only it is rude to the teachers (cos you are not paying attention... Tells them that their lessons are boring...) it is rude to students who really wanna listen in class... But then again... Who ever listens?
2. Never chat with the teachers in class...(unless they like you and they take the intiative to do it...)
This... I do not recommend you do it if you are like me who does not do homework... Cos once you start talking to them, they will ask for your homework... Sad huhz? Well... you can talk to them if you are able to wriggle your way out of the mess... Seems like what I always do... :)
3. Do your HOMEWORK!!!
Yes yes!! I know.. Mdm Tan called me out cos I dun usually pass up my homework... Seriously... I dun care if I make any teachers happy... But if you want to make your teachers happy... Do your work!
4. Make sure there is no sarcasm in your tone of speech...
Been there.. Done that... Got my ass fucked lots of time because of this... I was being sarcastic to a certain teacher in class... And SHE didn't like it... But then again... Do i care? I gave her even more till she threaten to make me a "outstanding" student once more... Of cos... That shut me up immediately...
5. There is more but... I am lazy to type as usual... so let's jus leave it here for the moment... I will finish up when I have more time...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have a happy Teacher's day everyone...
There is a small poem which I will post tomorrow for the teachers... (I do not hate all teachers...) This poem was wrtten by a few people from year 2002 Sec. 2H.. It was a poem dedicated to Miss Neo... But I feel that all teachers should deserve it... (Of cos I feel that some dun...) So do read my blog tomorrow...
New blog = New beginning
Yes! I like the url of my blog and the theme for it... seems like i am gonna stick to it... unless a certain someone finds it lame.... anyways... yes... a new blog... There can't be a better way to relieve stress... perhaps I have found it...
You all must be thinking "Crazy! So near to the O's and you still doing this..."
Well yeah... kinda bored and nothing to do... Actually my biggest worry is if you all are still blogging... But who cares? As long as I am happy then it is fine...
Yes... here comes the second question... "Are you gonna be like last time? Blogging till that finger counting can be used to count the number of previous post?"
My answer is NO cos this time, I am so gonna blog regularly... My previous blog was a total failure cos i had people askin me how come i so long never blog...This time... everything's gonna change...
Now for the third... "Why should we read your blog? And how will I know if i would not get infected with your lame virus? And what new things are there?"
Wow! So many things to answer... Why you should read my blog? Good one... You got me there... Well, i am gonna answer everything in one go... So here goes nothing! I am seriously almost cured of my lameness but then again... Lameness is a matter or reletivity and on how one defines lameness as... Cos over the years... It just depends on who is doing it... For example... A real cool guy cracks a joke and everyone seems to be laughing with him.. However... If the same exact similar joke is cracked by some unpopular guy... Everyone will go " Eeeee! So lame!" Anyways... I am digressing as usual... So back to topic... my new blog shall be much more interesting and hopefully funny...
This is why you all should start reading my blog...
P.S: I need help once more... I do not know html at all... Any kind soul would lend a helping hand? I want a simple and nice template... Any suggestions?
You all must be thinking "Crazy! So near to the O's and you still doing this..."
Well yeah... kinda bored and nothing to do... Actually my biggest worry is if you all are still blogging... But who cares? As long as I am happy then it is fine...
Yes... here comes the second question... "Are you gonna be like last time? Blogging till that finger counting can be used to count the number of previous post?"
My answer is NO cos this time, I am so gonna blog regularly... My previous blog was a total failure cos i had people askin me how come i so long never blog...This time... everything's gonna change...
Now for the third... "Why should we read your blog? And how will I know if i would not get infected with your lame virus? And what new things are there?"
Wow! So many things to answer... Why you should read my blog? Good one... You got me there... Well, i am gonna answer everything in one go... So here goes nothing! I am seriously almost cured of my lameness but then again... Lameness is a matter or reletivity and on how one defines lameness as... Cos over the years... It just depends on who is doing it... For example... A real cool guy cracks a joke and everyone seems to be laughing with him.. However... If the same exact similar joke is cracked by some unpopular guy... Everyone will go " Eeeee! So lame!" Anyways... I am digressing as usual... So back to topic... my new blog shall be much more interesting and hopefully funny...
This is why you all should start reading my blog...
P.S: I need help once more... I do not know html at all... Any kind soul would lend a helping hand? I want a simple and nice template... Any suggestions?