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I'm in KOREA!!!!

Ok. This sucks. I am now stuck in the middle of nowhere, a hotel and my keyboard is fucked up cos` everything is in Korean. Somehow or rather, the functions are difficult to use and I have only 7 minutes left to blog. So getting a writer's block now is not a very good thing. I am not going to think much and just type the first thing that comes to my mind.

Korea has been fairly fun the whole time, just cold. I am really running out of time so I shall just stop here. I am clueless as to why my letters are all spaced out. So just bear with it and I will be homeward bound soon. Fuck this god damned comupter!!!

The time is now...

The time is now. What for you might ask. Seriously, I can't think of much to say, so that is quite a irrelevant title. However, I am now at a chalet. I guess that's news. Oh yeah. Did I fail to mention that I found some old stuff at home? Haha! Everything is indeed old about me. Even the way I speak. (I think.)

It is really getting more and more difficult to blog. I don't suppose age has anything to do with it does it? I am already 19. :( Old age does come with some advantages though. Ever heard of knowledge comes with old age? Hahah!

Anyways, I am gonna end this short post. There really isn't anything much to talk about. The next post will be more interesting. I promise. :) In the meantime, go wank yourself off with some porn if you really need to pass the time and to get rid of your constant spasms of pain when you can't get to read my blog. :)

I don't suppose I might be getting drunk tonight?

I am finally 19!

Just one short post to say a BIG thank you to all my friends who wished me a happy happy birthday! Yes. Its my birthday just a couple of days ago. Can't believe I am 19. Just one more year to 20th. Damn! I sure am getting older.

Anyways, this year's birthday is boring. LOL~ I was out on 21st to deliver mooncakes. What a thing to do on my birthday. Geez~ But at least I got something out of it. Thank you Carol Chan for the birthday cake! That was the first birthday cake that night. :) And to thank you for it, here are some of the pictures of it.


























And the cake is superbly yummy! Thank you again Carol Chan! Also, I want to thank my 7 flowers for being so thoughtful and the lovely smses you all have sent! :) I am looking forward to meeting you girls again. :)

And I love my dad for buying me a Grand Funk Railroad CD!!! Wahahahah! Until when I have something more interesting to blog about people. :)

Lastly, not to forget my breastie who is living so far and yet she remembers my birthday. Love ya lots Lin`!!! :)

Random outburst: Carol Chan looks so nerdy that night! LOL~ But cute la. Can? Wahahahah!

Happy Birthday to me~

Roti Prata (I seriously have no idea why she picked this as the title.)

Today is a very beautiful day. The sun is shining. The sky is clear and not to mention a gentle breeze the comes once in a while. Ok. I was lying. Today's weather is one of the gloomiest one I ever had. But who gives a shit about that?

Let me welcome today's guest blogger, or rather, the very first and the last, (depending on the future circumstances) guest blogger. Let me tell you more about her before I let her gracious words grace this barren pages which have not been updated in god (I don't believe in somsthing I can't see) damned years.

My very first contact with her was during my internship in UOB. She is a bubbly and cheerful person. So let us welcome her very first editoral on my blog. Heck! Its my first time doing this anyways. Might be actually a great idea to increase the readership on my blog as well as entertain both you and me. So without further ado, let me welcome, Miss Tang Giggles. :) (Please clap.)

But nonetheless, she is really a very nice girl so do support her yes? I might, in future, again, just ask her to grace these walls with her gracious words.

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My very first editoral.

Blogging is the hardest thing to say. nOW I M HAVING WORD BLACKO AND THIS IS SERIOUS. I can't think of anything to blog. My purpose of blogging in the who knows blog is to use the key board. And, i am wrong. GOD PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS!


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As you can see, I am speechess. Oh well. At least I "updated" my blog. Till then, I'll be back with something more worthwhile to read and might actually satisfy your tastebuds. :)

I am really sorry for making you read this. Please forgive me. :)

You know what I hate?

I hate stupid people the most. Stupid is ok. Not when you are obviously stupid but yet oblivious to your own fucking sickness and act like you are not suffering from it. Geez~ Oh yeah...

Wei Xin says, "Go fuck yourself!"

SGCC's annual walk

I have come to realise that parents do not usually ever practise what they preach. You know, they tell you things such as; do not lie, be a good boy and do what we tell you to, and stuff like that. But it doesn't really even matter does it? Take this morning for instance. I was supposed to wake up at 6.30 am because I'm going for a annual walk event held by SGCC. (Serangoon Gardens Country Club) At the time of 6.25 am, my dad is awake and he comes into my room and starts asking me to wake up. In the midst of waking me up, he says its already 7 am and we needed to be there at 7.30 am. Hearing that its 7 am, I practically jumped from my bed and rushed to the toilet and everything.

Perhaps you might just think that small things like these shouldn't affect me at all. Its just the way of how parents make their children obey them. I seriously don't mind them lying to me about the time and all. Its just that I don't like to wake up so suddenly that my whole body system gets jolted and shocked in such a way that I feel like my whole life is just going to flash pass me. It makes me feel as though I just woke up from a nightmare and only to find out that it isn't a nightmare and that I am probably in hell or something.

Anyways, those are just stupid random rants that I have, so please bear with it.

Moving on, SGCC held its 6th annual walk this year. It was my first time attending one. I have nothing much to say about this event, rather why not let pictures do all the talking?



To those who does not know how 7 AM looks like, this is it.











Yeah. That was how long I took to finish a 6.8 km WALK. And yes, those are my parents. It was quite an enjoyable walk I would say. There was even breakfast provided after the walk. I guess this would be the most enjoyable Sunday I have had in a long long time.

Oh yes! I almost forgot. Look at this picture first before I say anything.





This was what I saw at the walk today. The very moment I saw this, I was overwhelmed by curiosity. I thought, "Perhaps they are walking sticks for the disabled. Poor girl. What great courage and bravery to come for a walk even though she had difficulty walking." That WAS what I thought hitherto, I saw this sight.





I was like, "Oh my God!!(There isn't such a thing at all.) More disabled?!"
I double checked the huge ass banner right in front of me to make very sure that I wasn't attending the wrong event. I looked really closely and realised that they walked pretty well for a disabled. It was only then it dawned onto me. That stick is used for long,(Notice that the keyword here is LONG.) strenuous, uneven surfaced HIKE! So if this is used for a hike, why the fucking hell do they even bring something of that sort here? This is hardly a walk, much less a fucking hike!!

The only reasons I could come up with are:

1) They are trying to show off their superiority stupidity.
2) They can hardly tell the difference between a hike and a walk.
3) They are a seriously deluded that it would be a help to them.
4) Maybe they were too poor to afford another alternative, the Umbrella, which apparently happens to work as well as the stick.

God(I don't believe in something I can't see.) knows why they brought it here for?! If I didn't know better, I could have sworn that I was at a ski marathon rather than a walk.

I should have walked passed one of them and said, "In case you didn't notice, Singapore does not snow."

Feeling nostalgic (Again!!!)

I was watching Terminator 2: Judgement Day again. I remembered that I watched this movie way back when I was really young. Probably like twelve years ago. I remember watching it during my birthday. Those were the times when people still used LD(Laser Disc). Yes. Those were the times. You know you are really old when you are able to say things like, "Those were the times,". However, that is besides the point.

I remember sitting down in the living room, eating my ice cream cake from Swensen's, looking at the huge projector screen in my previous abode. I seriously have no idea why my dad was playing that movie on my birthday, but it seriously freaked me out that night. I started having nightmares and was unable to sleep the whole god(If there ever is one in the first place.) damned night. (Which I just realised that the previous sentence contradicts itself. If you get what I mean.)

Anyways, the nightmare that I had that night was incomprehensible to me. Come to think again, dreams and nightmares aren't supposed to be comprehensible. If it was, then it probably wouldn't be called a dream. I dreamt that Judgement Day arrived and every single one of us perished. Subsequently, I came to realise that if I died as well, then through whose eyes am I looking through? I panned the surroundings. It looked like the battlefield that was in the arcade game, Terminator.(Please don't mind me. I speak of things from the really ancient times. If you know what I am talking about, good for you. If you aren't you can totally ignore this part and just use your damn imagination and imagine how the Earth will look like when Judgement Day comes.) The barren lands, with black charred trees that stood out like a sore thumb from this once beautiful Earth that was filled with lush greenery. Slowly, all the corpses around me arose and they all looked surprisingly identical, much like the exoskeleton of the Terminator.

As though they have just passed out from the army, they all marched towards me with their boney arms stretched out towards me. Being just a six year old kid, all that shit just looked positively frightening. As if my sub-conscious wasn't scaring me enough, four more corpses arose again. Only this time, they were my family members. Surprisingly, they weren't boney and charred like the rest. I heaved a sigh of relief and thought that I was going to be saved, but hell no! My fucking brother took a knife and started cutting up his hand like how Arnold did when he revealed his arm to the scientist in the movie. At that instant, I woke up.

I looked and felt around in the dark room. I brushed my hand across the bed and felt a wet spot. something really warm. Without much thinking, I burst into tears and started screaming my head off like a kid. (Come to think of it again. I was indeed a kid at that time.) Ever since then, I swore never to watch Terminator again. Heh. Then again, I was just a kid at that time.

Anyways, that was all in the past. I wanted to go on and say how it might have had an adverse effect when I was a cute little innocent child. I guess you people are bored already. For reading this far, I shall reward you with pictures of me! pictures of what I did for the past few days.


4th August 2007

I went to DXO again. My second trip here, and again, it was for an event. Thanks to my bro, Kar Liang, for asking me along. Shan An, turned up too. It was for a dance competition held there. All I've got are pictures of me for this event. LOL~ Was too mesmerised by their dances to take pictures.








6th August 2007

I went out with one of my dear girlfriends, Ying Ping, to have dinner. Took a couple of pictures afterwards. I know I look like a damn fucking huge giant standing next to her. That's cos` we just had Seoul Gardens just a few moments ago.







Thank you my dear girl for treating me to dinner that night. Glad to have met up with you again. Really miss you loads! :) I'll buy ya dinner someday. I wanna try the teppanyakki which you mentioned. Gimme some time to save up enough money ok?


9th August 2007

National day. Bah! Met up with Death|God and Carol. Had dinner at Tampines mall to the convenience of the tired girl. After which I dragged her to Katong to play LAN. (Gomenasai Carol Chan! I know you are tired that night, but I still dragged you there. Next time I'll let you call the shots yea? Anatawa sugoi kire desu! :)) We had a fun time playing Quake 4 and Battlefield 2. Stupid Death|God kept driving us into the enemy outpost, only to have us killed. And that idiot wanted to drive a tank to pick me up, instead, he squashed me with it. Hahaha! Had quite a fun night!







I really had a fun night! Thanks Carol Chan and to you too Death|God. (In case you people are wondering, I met them both on IRC. Yea, they turned out to be one of my most important friends in real life. Love ya both!)

I guess that is about all. There is really nothing much happening now, excpet for the fact that I will be leaving UOB this coming Monday. I am really sad. Not being able to crap around and joke while doing work anymore. I will seriously miss those people there. Especially Hairin and Sara. These two people have taught me a lot of things. I really appreciate it. Thank you both! :)

Oh! Did I fail to mention that I cut my hair already? Most of you have seen it. But I can't deprive my loyal fans handsome pictures of the new me, can I? Let's look at my previous hairstyle. I swear to God,(Again, if there ever is one in the first place.) I can go and join one of the F4 with this hairstyle.








Now this is after! I have to thank my friend for choosing this hairstyle for me. I love ya loads! We will have dinner soon ok?

Finally. I can stop. I am tired. Even if your eyes aren't tired after reading all these, my fingers are. I am getting exhilirated though. Very glad that I made an update here. So glad that my face is contorting to the spams of multiple orgasm that I am experiencing now.

Whew! I don't think I will be blogging again anytime soon.

You have probably heard this countless times...

But hell yea!! I shall return with a post tonight! I am now going to meet my dear girlfriend, ying ping! Been a looooong time since I met that crazy girl. Be back soon. Hang in there my legion of fans. Hang in there.

There comes a time when boredom knows no bounds...

One picture will tell it all. If I have this much time to draw such thing at the place I am working in, it means,

1) The job is so easy that I finish fast.
2) I am just skiving on the job.
3) I can multi-task really well. (Yeah right. *Roll eyes*)
4) I am just plain bored.

Let's just say, its a lil` of all of em` LOL~





I will really miss this internship. Seriously.

Feelin` really old school recently..

You know you have played too much PS2 when you decided to dig out your PS1 and play it. Wow! The really vast difference in graphic is simply noticeable. The pixelated games that I once played. Hoo boy! The moment I saw it, I was thankful for the advance in technology. Hahah!

Played games like CTR, Final Fantasy VIII and Puzzle Bobble! Yeah! All these games are so nostalgic! I got so bored that I took pictures of my precious PS1 as well. Hahah!















Doesn't this brings back some memory?


Anyways, I went to bugis with my 7 flowers the other time, and I saw this. Almost wet my pants just seeing it. Hahahah!





I am speechless. I really am...

When you get bored in school.

Blogger is seriously screwed up. So very screwed up. Why is it screwed up? I'll show you why. I'll now take a screenshot.





Just look at this. Not only me, but some of my friends have been experiencing this too. So I doubt it can be the problem of my computer. Sigh~ Anyone knows how to fix this? If so, please drop me a message or tag to tell me how I can get rid of this stupid view.

I am having my TEP now. You could probably call it attachment in school. I am kinda lazy to explain what TEP is and how it works in my school. Cos` it is always a hassle and people tend to ask questions that I got tired of explaining. So anyways, a few of us got really bored during the class and we came up with stupid things like these.









These are pictures drawn up not only by me but rather 4 people. Namely, Wei Da, Xin Yang, Xiang Lian and me! We got so bored during class and we decided to draw! We took turns drawing one item at a time. Slowly these are what we got. Hahahhaha! Imagination really gets the best out of us doesn't it?

Just decided to post this up so that my blog isn't rotting. Oh well. Now I am going off. I promise to blog about my dive when I get the underwater pictures from my diver friend. Here is another picture I took with my 3.2 Megapixels camera phone at one of the cemetary in Singapore. I think it looks really good. Don't you think so too?





I can't believe it! Time is approaching! I am soooo excited!

Under the sea~

It is time again! For me to dive underwater! I remember my last dive two years ago! Haha! It is so fun! And now, I am going to do it once more! This time I will be diving somewhere near Indonesia. I will be gone for 4 days. So until then, I will update my blog when I return.

I promise! With pictures of me in a tightsuit! I am sure you guys wanna see that and laugh. I will. Place more faith in me alright? So in the meantime, if you are suffering from withdrawal symptoms from not reading my blog, you can go wank to porn or something. Just remember to prepare tissues to wipe your screen and wash up after everything. :)

Kristy's House

After watching this video, it made me realise how fortunate I am. Living up to my promise to Kristy, I hope this post of mine helped you in anyway it can. So to the people who are reading my blog, please help her as much as you can. Be it in monetary terms or by posting this video in your blog. As long as we can get attention, we should be able to get help.

Please watch and help alright? I wish Kristy all the best and that you have a speedy recovery. (I belive in miracles.)


Chinese New Year!!!

Sunday was the ninth day of the Lunar New Year. It is the day where all Chinese pray to "Tian Gong". Or rather directly translated into God of Heaven. Why do we Chinese pray to him on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year? I am clueless on that too. However, that also means a day of celebration and gathering for my family!

So on Sunday, my whole family of about 30 people gathered at my Uncle's house for a day of wine and dine. There were so much food that it sometimes scares me. Pardon me cos this time round I didn't take any pictures of the food. Something special though. My uncle hired people to stage a lion dance in the house! Finally something close to CNY that I am going to be in contact with. Enough said. Some pictures will tell the story.






The Lion! I love Chinese traditions like these.






Just look at the intricate designs and patterns.






Look at the cute pig that the lion dance troupe made with mandarin oranges! They so totally redefine the meaning of playing with your food!


I guess that's quite enough for today. I still have an important test to go to. Shall turn in for the night. As for my Malaysia trip, I shall take some time for it. Do wait.

I am thinking about video blogging. What do you guys think?

Reporting live from Malaysia!!!

Woooo!!! This is the first time I am blogging from overseas! How much more interesting can things get apart from the fact that I am using a very difficult to type on keyboard. I am currently in my father's friend house. I am using his son computer to update things on this rusty old blog.

I will be back soon so please be patient and wait for me ok? In the meantime, go surf some porn and wank to yourself if you really have nothing to do.

I will blog really soon. I promise. Goodbye!

What a waste of time...

Just yesterday, my dad asked me to read am article that was written in the chinese newspaper. It is pointless about me ranting if I speak nothing of the article. Let me try to summerize it as much as I can.

The article speaks of how teenagers like us are wasting so much time on computers, online chatting and games. Time can never return once it has passed us by. 1 minute equates to 60 seconds. 1 hour equates to 60 minutes which in turn equates to 3,600 seconds. 1 day is 24 hours. So in total, it is 86,400 seconds. In a year, theorectically there are 365 days. Which totals up to 31,536,000 seconds. If an average human being lives up to 80 years of life, his lifespan would be an astonishing 2,522,880,000 seconds. In our life, this is the amount of seconds we have to live. So shouldn't we cherish it instead of wasting it away with mindless computer games and online chatting?

The article also goes on to speak of how computer dulls the imagination of teenagers like us. In the past, teenagers would come home and read newspapers and books which improves their imagination and language skills. Novels would allow them to imagine how their characters would look like and sound like. Even during fight scenes in the books, they can imagine how it would be like. Whereas, with television and movies now, all we have to do is watch and even before we know it, we are done. This would not allow us time to think about the show or movie and we just forget about it soon.

They even had an example of this kid wasting his time away playing computer games and letting his studies go astray. Only when he realised how much he had lost, he has decided to turn over a new leaf. Ultimately, he wasted a year and time is lost.

So my dad got me to read this article. I have to really say that this author speaks from the view point of how badly he thinks about computers. I daresay that his whole article does not have any good points of computers and how it is beneficial to us. So how can one sell his opinion to another when he does not look from the eyes of others? That is why I feel that this article is biased.

Let me start by slowly breaking down his article and counter arguing it.

Let me ask all of you. What is wastage of time? It isn't a question that is easily answered. Why? Because everyone of us have different views on what is really considered to be a waste of time. For me, I feel that a waste of time would be doing something which you are not enjoying AND there is nothing beneficial to it. Examples would be, being angry at someone or feeling sad and moping around doing nothing. So, from the article, we can clearly see that the author's view is that computer games and online chatting is a waste of time and we should rather be reading. How is it not a waste of time to me? I enjoy playing games. Although I would have to say I am guilty of spending too much time on it. Still, I do not think that the extra time I spent on it is a waste of time because I enjoy every single second of it.

Next, how can online chatting be a waste of time? It might be to some. But the main problem I have over here is that my dad thinks I spend too much time on the computer. I am usually online till about 2-4 am. Why is that so? The main culprit would be chatting online. You all might think that I am crazy. I am not. The reason for me staying up this late is because my best buddy in the whole wide world is on the other side of the globe and her time is sadly, the opposite of mine. Unless someone can think of a way for the world's time to be the same, I wouldn't stay up to chat with her. You might go on to ask, why doesn't she stay up and talk then? She does.

Alright, even if the world time is really the same and the planet is flat. Why am I still on the computer talking to her? Simple. If you make Singtel charge my call rate to local call rate, I would gladly call her and talk. Other than that, online chatting would be the most cost affordable.

Lastly, spending too much time on computer games does indeed affect school work. However, I do try to put both into balance. (Usually the games is heavier.) But so as long as I do not disappoint any one and most importantly, meself. I think I should not worry too much about it.

So, how is it such that playing computer games and chatting online is a waste of time? I do not know. If you think it is a waste of time. Then it is a waste of time. That is all I can say. Ultimately, how we feel about certain issues is shaped by our own thoughts and other people's opinion. Therefore, I can't say I am entirely right about this matter too.

What are your views?

Feeling really hyper!

I had quite a scrumptious dinner today.
Due to my brother leaving for Sydney tomorrow, my family decided to have an early reunion dinner. I have to say, this is one of the best reunion dinner I had in so many years. Words can never describe the feast I had. Neither can you taste it. Therefore, I have taken the liberty to provide pictures for my faithfull readers. (That is if I even have any readers...)



Before everything is cooked.





After everything is cooked.





Chicken at its best! I am practically a sucker for chicken.





Roast pig. Not a big fan, but it is still nice. Especially with mayo!

I guess it does make you salivate just looking at it. However, do eat a balanced meal so that you will not grow fat! Signing off for now. See you again soon!

Updating




"Hello everyone!!! Missed me? I am back after a long break. CNY is coming and I am back here cos` Basin (Confounded it! I can never ever get his name right.) Wei Xin Kor Kor asked me to do an update on his life.

Well, as for now, he is currently in the midst of challenging his learnt abilities. I have nothing much to say about him except that he treats me really well and I love him so much! (Eh! Kor Kor. I expect something for saying this sentence hor!)

I promise you that he will be back after he is done with his things and maybe a post after CNY. He is going to Malaysia to visit his relatives. YAY! That means a long car journey, one big bottle of medicated oil and lots of car sickness and not to mention puke.

Oh well! My time is up. It is time for my nap. I'll see you people soon. Lastly, Wei Xin Kor Kor wants me to tell his best mate, Linny Jie Jie, to take good care of yourself and he will make up for lost time when you return!"