I rather not talk about the password thingy anymore... It is such an old thing... Probably gonna bore you guys anyway...
Yay! Got new things to blog about anyways... Singapore Idol! Yes! The show that almost everyone is watching every Thursday... Yes... That show with Gurmit in it that always start the show with this line, "Hello Singapore! Welcome to Singapore Idol! What's up?!" ( Serious... He always start the show like this...)
Yesterday's episode featured the unsung heroes of Singapore Idol... I only got to watch it today at Shing Yee's house... ( Thanks loads... I missed the show yesterday... Hooray for technology! Got such a thing called VCR...)
Happy to say, I throughly enjoyed my visit to Shing Yee's house today... I had tons of fun and laughter... ( Especially the laughter part...) I could dare say I spent at least half my time there laughing at the unsing heroes... ( Most of them anyway....) There were really lots of funny characters in yesterday's episode... Let me try to recall them....
Ah!~ The first person I remember so clearly... I cannot remember her name... But there was one trademark of hers that made me remember her so clearly... Yes! She likes pink... The colour pink! OMG! Oh oh oh.... I think her name is Joyce... I think... I might be wrong... But anyways, she says that pink makes her look younger... I mean.. Seriously.... look into the god damn mirror and you better hope you dun get frightened by your own reflection... What I could not believe was... She had... HAD a boyfriend... ( Now I know why he dumped you...) Oh yeah... Gurmit asked her where her boyfriend is now... and she said it was a secret... She also said her boyfriend does not like publicity... Of coz he does not... Having a girlfriend with a face like yours... Do you think he wants people to know him? She still says she has people going to her for her autographs and most of them are guys... Guys out there! Are you guys blind? I would dare say Xu Chun Mei is better than her...( Not the face though...) At least Xu Chun Mei is rich... I couldn't help but laugh at this pink lady... Seriously a joke to the society...
Next... I can remember this two person... A deaf and speech defect... Perhaps I should really admire their courage... But they really came and embarrassed themselves... I mean... You want people to go " Awwww..." Just because you are deaf? Just because you have a speech defect? Please... There are thousands of other people out there who is just like you... Why don't we have a official day and go " Awwww..." for them 24 hours? The show is called "Singapore Idol"... It is a search for an Idol... Please know yourself and don't make a joke out of yourself... Firstly... To join Singapore Idol, You must know how to sing and carry a tune... Please do not even think about joining when you are deaf and do not know how the song sounds like because it is virtually impossible for you to sing in tune... You want to prove that a speech defect can sing? Seriously... You do not have to go on national television and make a complete fool out of yourself... There are other ways of doing it... Call me whatever you want... This is what I feel and you people reading do not have to agree with me... I don't care coz I do not want to be some fraud goody goody...
Moving on... Of coz... There will be good ones... The guy who sang Clay Aiken's Solitare was extremely good... That is what I really call talent... It is just a shame that he pulled out at the last moment coz he had some private thing to do...
Lastly... I noticed... I think the only person who speaks good English in Singapore Idol is gurmit... The rest... Let's not say about it... It was really horrendous... Indescribable... ( Is it spelt correctly?)
I guess that wraps up today's entry...
Too many singers spoil the song...
Yay! My Birthday!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Today is a significant day! Yes! It is all your idol's Birthday... ME! Yes! Me! Don't try to feign ignorance... You all jolly well know it's my birthday today... Well... Self-praise time is over... Let me start on today's topic... (Diana...Pai seh... Gotta tell the world... Learn from your mistakes though...)
Well.. We always have the story then the moral... So... Here goes...
It was a bright sunny day! Oops... Wrong story book... Ahh, there it is... Ok... It was at night, when suddenly, a ravishing male picked up a phone call... The ravishing male was..... Me! ( Don't start puking... I'll slap you with the you know what...)
Me: Hello... Yes Diana?
Diana: Wei Xin? I'll sms you later... I busy now cos I am in the police station...
Me: Huh? What happened?
Diana: Haiz... Wallet got stolen and my identification card, EZ Link card, and ATM card got stolen...
Me: Hahaha! Serious?
Diana: Don't laugh ok? I am so pissed off... The person also withdrew S$200 and transferred S$300 to his another account...)
Me: Wah! How he know your pin number? He god izzit?
Diana: Haiz.. Don't say anymore... I put my pin number as my birthdate and he has my EZ Link card... Then you know what happened next...
Me: OMG!! You put your pin number as your birthdate? Why so stupid? You should never... NEVER put your pin number as your birthdate... So dumb...
Diana: How I know?! You never tell me...
Me: Haiyo... Xiao Jie ah... You should know this... Do you know that people take a survey and found out that when it comes to password, most people will think of their birthdate...
Diana: Really meh?
Me: Yes!
....
Now the moral... Never put your password as birthdate or anything related to you... I sorta have not much time now... I'll type more tomorrow... The second part of the moral...
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!
P.S: Thank you my cousin who bought me the Star Ocean: Till The End Of Time guidebook... I love it like hell!
Today is a significant day! Yes! It is all your idol's Birthday... ME! Yes! Me! Don't try to feign ignorance... You all jolly well know it's my birthday today... Well... Self-praise time is over... Let me start on today's topic... (Diana...Pai seh... Gotta tell the world... Learn from your mistakes though...)
Well.. We always have the story then the moral... So... Here goes...
It was a bright sunny day! Oops... Wrong story book... Ahh, there it is... Ok... It was at night, when suddenly, a ravishing male picked up a phone call... The ravishing male was..... Me! ( Don't start puking... I'll slap you with the you know what...)
Me: Hello... Yes Diana?
Diana: Wei Xin? I'll sms you later... I busy now cos I am in the police station...
Me: Huh? What happened?
Diana: Haiz... Wallet got stolen and my identification card, EZ Link card, and ATM card got stolen...
Me: Hahaha! Serious?
Diana: Don't laugh ok? I am so pissed off... The person also withdrew S$200 and transferred S$300 to his another account...)
Me: Wah! How he know your pin number? He god izzit?
Diana: Haiz.. Don't say anymore... I put my pin number as my birthdate and he has my EZ Link card... Then you know what happened next...
Me: OMG!! You put your pin number as your birthdate? Why so stupid? You should never... NEVER put your pin number as your birthdate... So dumb...
Diana: How I know?! You never tell me...
Me: Haiyo... Xiao Jie ah... You should know this... Do you know that people take a survey and found out that when it comes to password, most people will think of their birthdate...
Diana: Really meh?
Me: Yes!
....
Now the moral... Never put your password as birthdate or anything related to you... I sorta have not much time now... I'll type more tomorrow... The second part of the moral...
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!
P.S: Thank you my cousin who bought me the Star Ocean: Till The End Of Time guidebook... I love it like hell!
Chinese Paper... What are they testing?
Chinese paper... Oh no! I do not know how to write the character... How? Was it one stroke down or two stroke left? Hmmmz... Wonder what it is.... Crap! It is only five questions of the whole paper which weighs ten marks of the whole freaking paper... Hmmmz... Let me see.... ten out of a hundred... That is like.... Wow! Ten percent of the paper... Which is like... let's see now... Ahhh.... Two grades on the report card... Wow... Now if I leave this section blank... Even if I get the whole paper right, ( Which will never happen at all...) I get a maximum grade ofA1.... Wow! A one... Sure gonna look nice on my report card.... But then again... Can I get everything right?
Tian xie han zhi.... a.k.a waste of my time... is the stupid killer of the whole paper... How do we actually study for the Chinese paper? Let me count the ways... Learn how to write the stupid characters... Learn the meaning of the words... Learn how to construct sentences with it... So many things... It seriously is heavy work...
What is worse is that in the O'levels, they will test what you have learned throughout the four years in school... That is not all... What we have learned throughout the four years is like maybe a few hundred words?? Little right? Yeah right.... It doesn't stop right here... We learn so many words.... Just to be tested on five.... FIVE measly questions which weighs ten bloody fucking marks.... Where is the justice? We work so hard just for that? Might as well don't test us on it right?
That is also not all... The rest of the paper consists of a close passage, comprehension, forming sentences, and another comprehension (with four choices for answer...) Except for the section of forming sentences, which of it is actually what we learn in our syllybus? Yes... I can read... I can comprehend... But it is of no use or whatsoever to what I have learnt in the textbooks... Crappy isn't it? Somehow it is not fair at all... I hate Chinese... Seriously hate it... I did not hate it then untill now....
Perhaps someone enlighten me and show me the way of mastering this language... It totally scares the hell out of me... I think Mr. Siva can speak better Chinese than me... Manz... What a disgrace! Help anyone?
Wonder if I will ever master Chinese?
Tian xie han zhi.... a.k.a waste of my time... is the stupid killer of the whole paper... How do we actually study for the Chinese paper? Let me count the ways... Learn how to write the stupid characters... Learn the meaning of the words... Learn how to construct sentences with it... So many things... It seriously is heavy work...
What is worse is that in the O'levels, they will test what you have learned throughout the four years in school... That is not all... What we have learned throughout the four years is like maybe a few hundred words?? Little right? Yeah right.... It doesn't stop right here... We learn so many words.... Just to be tested on five.... FIVE measly questions which weighs ten bloody fucking marks.... Where is the justice? We work so hard just for that? Might as well don't test us on it right?
That is also not all... The rest of the paper consists of a close passage, comprehension, forming sentences, and another comprehension (with four choices for answer...) Except for the section of forming sentences, which of it is actually what we learn in our syllybus? Yes... I can read... I can comprehend... But it is of no use or whatsoever to what I have learnt in the textbooks... Crappy isn't it? Somehow it is not fair at all... I hate Chinese... Seriously hate it... I did not hate it then untill now....
Perhaps someone enlighten me and show me the way of mastering this language... It totally scares the hell out of me... I think Mr. Siva can speak better Chinese than me... Manz... What a disgrace! Help anyone?
Wonder if I will ever master Chinese?
Is blogging really typing about your everyday life?
Hi peeps! I woke up at 8.30 in the morning and ate my breakfast... After that, my best friend called and we decided to go out and have some fun.. Perhaps catch a movie or play some pool... when we met, we decided that we should watch a movie... Blah blah blah.... blah... and more blahs....
Does it sound familiar?
Is this really what most people blog about everytime? It sure is boring to read this knida blogs... Why would I wanna know what you do everyday? If I wanna know what you do everyday, wouldn't it be better if I stalk you and get to see everything first hand? Of cos... This might be not at all true... Typing about what happens daily is nice... if... IF.... it is kept funny and joyful to read...
Another thing... Type happy stuff... Why type all your roblems and tell everyone? People are bothered enough by their own problems and you wnat them to worry about yours too? You can type your problems down... But not to the extend that it happens everyday... Would any of you want to read something sad?? Unless you find happiness in other people sadness.... like Qian Bei...
So welcome to Prof. Wei Ge's class once more... Today's topic shall be.............
~~~~~~~~~~~~How to make your blog interesting~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. First most important thing... Make sure content is interesting... Do not type your everyday life unless you kill someone everyday or you get laid everyday by Annabel Chong( Wonder if that is her nane...)
2. This is what I heard from people... Do not be longwinded... Seriously, I do not think this is bad unless you are not following rule number 1... But anyways, do not be longwinded...
3. I like this rule... Beautify your blog with words... Your blog need not have really big words... Simple words can make a blog very enjoyable to read... Using big words might not appeal to readers as they might not understand a single word you are saying... They will have to arm themselves with a dictionary every time they read your blog... Wouldn't that be a hassle? Do you know how heavy a dictionary can be? So people, moral is... Do not use big words unless you are trying to "hao lian" to people how good your english is...
4. Do not blog when you have nothing to write... Do not blog for the sake of blogging... This often leads to people typing about their everyday life... Cos there is nothing much to say except for what happened in the day...
5. Find a topic to type about... Blogging is something where you want yourself to be heard and making sure your message get across to people... Having a widespread of topic in one entry is too much cos people do not know where you are heading or talking about...
I guess that is all I have for now... Anymore ideas, pls place in comment so it stays there for good... and people can read it...
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Blogging shall be kept funny at all times...
Does it sound familiar?
Is this really what most people blog about everytime? It sure is boring to read this knida blogs... Why would I wanna know what you do everyday? If I wanna know what you do everyday, wouldn't it be better if I stalk you and get to see everything first hand? Of cos... This might be not at all true... Typing about what happens daily is nice... if... IF.... it is kept funny and joyful to read...
Another thing... Type happy stuff... Why type all your roblems and tell everyone? People are bothered enough by their own problems and you wnat them to worry about yours too? You can type your problems down... But not to the extend that it happens everyday... Would any of you want to read something sad?? Unless you find happiness in other people sadness.... like Qian Bei...
So welcome to Prof. Wei Ge's class once more... Today's topic shall be.............
~~~~~~~~~~~~How to make your blog interesting~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. First most important thing... Make sure content is interesting... Do not type your everyday life unless you kill someone everyday or you get laid everyday by Annabel Chong( Wonder if that is her nane...)
2. This is what I heard from people... Do not be longwinded... Seriously, I do not think this is bad unless you are not following rule number 1... But anyways, do not be longwinded...
3. I like this rule... Beautify your blog with words... Your blog need not have really big words... Simple words can make a blog very enjoyable to read... Using big words might not appeal to readers as they might not understand a single word you are saying... They will have to arm themselves with a dictionary every time they read your blog... Wouldn't that be a hassle? Do you know how heavy a dictionary can be? So people, moral is... Do not use big words unless you are trying to "hao lian" to people how good your english is...
4. Do not blog when you have nothing to write... Do not blog for the sake of blogging... This often leads to people typing about their everyday life... Cos there is nothing much to say except for what happened in the day...
5. Find a topic to type about... Blogging is something where you want yourself to be heard and making sure your message get across to people... Having a widespread of topic in one entry is too much cos people do not know where you are heading or talking about...
I guess that is all I have for now... Anymore ideas, pls place in comment so it stays there for good... and people can read it...
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Blogging shall be kept funny at all times...
Bus Etiquette
Yes... Today's class will be on bus etiquette... How many people know what the meaning of etiquette is? (*Scans the room for volunteers*) Ok... Looks like no one wanna volunteer... It means the rules of correct behavior in social life or among members of a profession... Those who got it correct, give yourself a pat on the back... Those who got it wrong... You know what to do... Get a stiletto heels and slap yourself...
Getting on... Let me give you all an account I had... It happened just not quite long ago... I was waiting for bus 105 at Toa Payoh central... It was then already in the evening about 6 plus... I saw the bus came and I boarded it... God! It was so damn crowded... So I had to Squeeze past people and scanned my card on the reader... At that time, it was not so bad... I could at least breathe...
Nightmare started... The bus came to a screeching stop and it jerked... I kinda banged into a female... Hard... (Actually, she quite pretty... *wink* My apologies lady...) I think she is nearing 30 years of age... ( I know... You'll understand why later...) She voiced her pain out loud... then came the vicious stare... I was at a lost then... Realizing that I hit her, I apologized loudly too... Still she was not really satisfied with my apology and continued staring... I turned my head away and ignored her or else I would have argued with her... That averted disaster... Then a few stops later, she alighted... still staring at me when she got off the bus... This time... I gave her mine...
I thought everything has ended but no... Fate has a different plan in mind... In came the next great influx of people... This time the bus is really crowded... I doubt I had space to fall again... There was this fat lady this time... Standing near the first row of seats (the seats that faces each other...) Then behind me, the great influx of people... I thought the fat lady would move to the back of the bus... Heck no! She stood there like she was guarding the seats... The bus driver had to stand up and shouted for people to move to the back... I tried... But to no avial because the fat lady is blocking me!! Argh! The bus started to move again... Soon came the next bus stop... Again more people is filling the bus... This time, quite a few people at the back of the bus alighted... and at the middle of the bus there is this huge space... Again, the bus driver had to shout for people to move to the back... This fat lady acted like she could not hear and did not budge... I was trapped and I tried to make myself small so people could pass me and the lady to get to the space... Now the bus is seriously packed... It is like people in sardin's can... And to top it off, the fat lady held the ring which is quite high for her height... This made her stretched her arm... My god... I can practically smell her arm pit! Disgusting... I held my breath, turning my head the other way... Luckily my stop was next or I would have died in her arm pit... (not hands)
This was one of the worst ride I had in a long time...
Note to fat lady: Do remember to move to the end of the bus... The bus driver had to shout twice... also when boarding, below the scanning device, there is a sign that says move to the end of the bus... It is either you are blind or you are just an ignorant person... I seriously hope that something happens to you so that you will learn... Perhaps something like... Having the bus driver come right up to you and shout in your ear to move to the back or having to fall on the steps while boarding the bus so you can read the sign below...
So, people... do remeber to be kind and courteous when you are on a bus... Do that and people will treat you the same way... (there will be some exceptions of cos...)
Now you all wanna know why I can tell the age of the lady mentioned above....
~~~~~~~~ Guide to girl watching in bus ~~~~~~~~
1. Always sit at the seat which faces the back of the bus... There are better things to see than Tv Moblie, unless it is showing some R(A) move...
2. To prevent from females knowing that you are staring at them, get those sunglasses where people cannot see your eyes or get those really dark shades...
3. Do not... I repeat... DO NOT look straight into their eyes... Always look far behind them... Act like you are looking behind them...
4. Look at them with small dosages... Do not be an idiot and stare at them like they at maimed or they have their privates on their face...
5. Lastly... Act smart and do not act like a love sick puppy that believes in love at first sight... It never happens...
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There are better things to see than TV moblie...
Getting on... Let me give you all an account I had... It happened just not quite long ago... I was waiting for bus 105 at Toa Payoh central... It was then already in the evening about 6 plus... I saw the bus came and I boarded it... God! It was so damn crowded... So I had to Squeeze past people and scanned my card on the reader... At that time, it was not so bad... I could at least breathe...
Nightmare started... The bus came to a screeching stop and it jerked... I kinda banged into a female... Hard... (Actually, she quite pretty... *wink* My apologies lady...) I think she is nearing 30 years of age... ( I know... You'll understand why later...) She voiced her pain out loud... then came the vicious stare... I was at a lost then... Realizing that I hit her, I apologized loudly too... Still she was not really satisfied with my apology and continued staring... I turned my head away and ignored her or else I would have argued with her... That averted disaster... Then a few stops later, she alighted... still staring at me when she got off the bus... This time... I gave her mine...
I thought everything has ended but no... Fate has a different plan in mind... In came the next great influx of people... This time the bus is really crowded... I doubt I had space to fall again... There was this fat lady this time... Standing near the first row of seats (the seats that faces each other...) Then behind me, the great influx of people... I thought the fat lady would move to the back of the bus... Heck no! She stood there like she was guarding the seats... The bus driver had to stand up and shouted for people to move to the back... I tried... But to no avial because the fat lady is blocking me!! Argh! The bus started to move again... Soon came the next bus stop... Again more people is filling the bus... This time, quite a few people at the back of the bus alighted... and at the middle of the bus there is this huge space... Again, the bus driver had to shout for people to move to the back... This fat lady acted like she could not hear and did not budge... I was trapped and I tried to make myself small so people could pass me and the lady to get to the space... Now the bus is seriously packed... It is like people in sardin's can... And to top it off, the fat lady held the ring which is quite high for her height... This made her stretched her arm... My god... I can practically smell her arm pit! Disgusting... I held my breath, turning my head the other way... Luckily my stop was next or I would have died in her arm pit... (not hands)
This was one of the worst ride I had in a long time...
Note to fat lady: Do remember to move to the end of the bus... The bus driver had to shout twice... also when boarding, below the scanning device, there is a sign that says move to the end of the bus... It is either you are blind or you are just an ignorant person... I seriously hope that something happens to you so that you will learn... Perhaps something like... Having the bus driver come right up to you and shout in your ear to move to the back or having to fall on the steps while boarding the bus so you can read the sign below...
So, people... do remeber to be kind and courteous when you are on a bus... Do that and people will treat you the same way... (there will be some exceptions of cos...)
Now you all wanna know why I can tell the age of the lady mentioned above....
~~~~~~~~ Guide to girl watching in bus ~~~~~~~~
1. Always sit at the seat which faces the back of the bus... There are better things to see than Tv Moblie, unless it is showing some R(A) move...
2. To prevent from females knowing that you are staring at them, get those sunglasses where people cannot see your eyes or get those really dark shades...
3. Do not... I repeat... DO NOT look straight into their eyes... Always look far behind them... Act like you are looking behind them...
4. Look at them with small dosages... Do not be an idiot and stare at them like they at maimed or they have their privates on their face...
5. Lastly... Act smart and do not act like a love sick puppy that believes in love at first sight... It never happens...
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There are better things to see than TV moblie...
Bad news!!!!
Argh!!! Nooooo!!! Don't lock up the damn computer! My life! My past time! What am I gonna do without it?!
Ok! Enough with the dramatism...( Don't know got such a word or not... must go check it out...) But seriously... I think my brother is gonna set a password on the damn computer... I might not be able to blog... ( This is the part where you are supposed to go *Gasp!* ...)
Gasp!
Yes... Such a pity... Do not cry my adoring fans... I will be back... After my preliminary !Examinations... And then again... Might be after the General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level (GCE O'levels)... Who knows? Fret not my friends... I have a trusty cousin whom I can get to use his com... Every Tuesday that is...
Anyways... GCE O'levels is the certificate for ordinary level... And we are already studying like crazy!! Can you imagine what it will be like for A'levels? My god! I sure do not want that to happen... That is why I most probably be going to poly!! Yay! Hooray for poly! Those who wanna go for A'levels... Good luck! You'll need it... badly...
Blogging has become quite a fad for me even though it was here a long time ago... And response in my blog is good! (Keep it up!) This is quite a joyous thing for me! It is time now that I have to refrain from using the compter... Total sadness... Wei Xin without computer is like a fish without water... This is gonna be my mid-life crisis... What am I gonna do? How am I gonna satisfy my fans who come in here for their usual dosage of fun and laughter? Is it justifiable that I prevent my fans from being happy? Answer me!! Is it right to stop me from doing what I now feel that blogging is the most relaxing thing to do? Tell me!!
What did I ever do to deserve this? Oh my dear lord! Help me get over this loss I am about to have... Please help me get away scott free for killing my brother who is gonna lock up the damn computer... Please help me have the strength to slice up my brother and throw the body parts into Dickson's house and set it on a raging fire! (Dickson... I still hate you!)
P.S: I will still blog whenever I can... Do visit often... To friends I may not talk to online anymore... Do keep your spirits up... Cheer up all my girlfriends!
I will blog till the day that I die...
Ok! Enough with the dramatism...( Don't know got such a word or not... must go check it out...) But seriously... I think my brother is gonna set a password on the damn computer... I might not be able to blog... ( This is the part where you are supposed to go *Gasp!* ...)
Gasp!
Yes... Such a pity... Do not cry my adoring fans... I will be back... After my preliminary !Examinations... And then again... Might be after the General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level (GCE O'levels)... Who knows? Fret not my friends... I have a trusty cousin whom I can get to use his com... Every Tuesday that is...
Anyways... GCE O'levels is the certificate for ordinary level... And we are already studying like crazy!! Can you imagine what it will be like for A'levels? My god! I sure do not want that to happen... That is why I most probably be going to poly!! Yay! Hooray for poly! Those who wanna go for A'levels... Good luck! You'll need it... badly...
Blogging has become quite a fad for me even though it was here a long time ago... And response in my blog is good! (Keep it up!) This is quite a joyous thing for me! It is time now that I have to refrain from using the compter... Total sadness... Wei Xin without computer is like a fish without water... This is gonna be my mid-life crisis... What am I gonna do? How am I gonna satisfy my fans who come in here for their usual dosage of fun and laughter? Is it justifiable that I prevent my fans from being happy? Answer me!! Is it right to stop me from doing what I now feel that blogging is the most relaxing thing to do? Tell me!!
What did I ever do to deserve this? Oh my dear lord! Help me get over this loss I am about to have... Please help me get away scott free for killing my brother who is gonna lock up the damn computer... Please help me have the strength to slice up my brother and throw the body parts into Dickson's house and set it on a raging fire! (Dickson... I still hate you!)
P.S: I will still blog whenever I can... Do visit often... To friends I may not talk to online anymore... Do keep your spirits up... Cheer up all my girlfriends!
I will blog till the day that I die...
There he goes again... Dickson being a dickhead...
This post is totally dedicated to Dickson a.k.a Dickhead from Peicai Secondary School... Every single time I walk pass his class... It never fails to amaze me how dickhead can act like a total idiot in class... Perhaps it is his forte... Perhaps it was inherited from his parents... Who knows and who cares?! He is still being like a dickhead...
"Why am I doing this?"
You all might be asking... let me tell you what happen...
It all started when my alarm clock rang... As usual, I got up and was trying to find the door... instead, I opened my closet... No... I did not try walking into my closet... I was finally fully awake by that time... Took my almost translucent when wet P.E uniform and went to the toilet... The rest... You all know...
Morning exercises began on the basketball court as usual... Starting to assemble on the court when from out of nowhere, a soccerball came right into my head... Normal instincts, I turned to see who kicked the damn fucking spherical object which came into contact with my head... I saw Dickhead...
Conversation between Dickhead, his can't speak english friend and me:
(I turned around and just in time I heard...)
Dickhead:"Wow! Nice header! Pro sia...(My god! they said sia...)
Me: (Kinda stunned for awhile...) Shouldn't you be saying sorry?
Dickhead:??
Me: Fuck you man!
Friend of his who cannot speak english: (This guy shall be known as english failer from now on...) You got a problem izzit?
Me: Yes! You all should be apologising... (all this while, Dickhead is shocked at my words..)
English failer:For what? You said fuck you for no reason...
Me:(What a bunch of sissies...) Of cos... You all hit me in the head for no apparent reason and did not even apologise... What do you expect me to say? Thank you?
(Dickhead recovered from shock and held his friend back cos he looked like he was ready to eat me...)
Dickhead: You say fuck you for what?
Me:Do you guys ever listen? I suggest you all better apologise... quick...
English failer:You shut up ok! Anyhow say fuck you... I dun talk to people who speak english...
Me:Why? You constantly fail english? If you are not gonna speak to people who speak english... I wonder what you are saying now...
English failer:(This time in chinese... Sadly I can understand idiot...) Idiot! I happy can anot? I dun speak to people who speaks english...
Me:Suits me just fine...
Having said that, I turned to Ee-lon and talked to him and did my warm up... That conversation really shows how stupid he is and no one like him can ever win me in a verbal war unless it is in chinese... After that was games... As usual, I headed for the street soccer court... Fate really is playing me... Guess who I saw? Yes! Dickhead and company... Well... i held no grudge towards them and played... Who knows they were still sore about the incident... Well... No choice and I just played... Boy! Did they play like a bunch of crazy people... They rammed the ball towards me whenever they had the ball... I am not so petty so I just played fair... It was totally stupid the way they played... Always passing the ball to me becos they like ramming the ball towards me... They sure are stupid... They always thought that I do not know how to stop the ball...(That ball was the ball which hit me in the head) Surprise! I know how to stop the ball... They were playing rough... (Bet you people never ever seen a dickhead playing soccer...) After that ended... We just assembled to cool down and return to the parade square and got ready for moring assembly...
Ever since, Dickhead and company still treat me like I am thier arch enemy... What can I say? Except to advise them to grow up and get over it... But no... They do not wanna listen to me... Just this afternoon, I was sitting in the canteen talking to Fazzy and Ying Ping and that Dickhead walked past me delibrately kicking my legs... It smarts... And as usual, he did not say sorry... This time I was smater... I did not retaliate... Could not be bothered to... Just surprising that a person can act like this over a matter that happened like months ago... Totally stupid!
To Dickhead and Company: Guys! Time to grow up... I have no time to entertain you stupid dickheads and idiots... I suggest that you all stop after today... If anything ever happens again, I would not let you all off lightly... No way I am gonna fight... I will make your lives terrible just with my mouth... You all will be so humiliated that you would not wanna come to school... But if fight I have to... I will gladly take you all on... But remember... You guys started it... Do not push your luck... Mark my words... Retreat and know your limits...
I am not fun to be triffled with...
"Why am I doing this?"
You all might be asking... let me tell you what happen...
It all started when my alarm clock rang... As usual, I got up and was trying to find the door... instead, I opened my closet... No... I did not try walking into my closet... I was finally fully awake by that time... Took my almost translucent when wet P.E uniform and went to the toilet... The rest... You all know...
Morning exercises began on the basketball court as usual... Starting to assemble on the court when from out of nowhere, a soccerball came right into my head... Normal instincts, I turned to see who kicked the damn fucking spherical object which came into contact with my head... I saw Dickhead...
Conversation between Dickhead, his can't speak english friend and me:
(I turned around and just in time I heard...)
Dickhead:"Wow! Nice header! Pro sia...(My god! they said sia...)
Me: (Kinda stunned for awhile...) Shouldn't you be saying sorry?
Dickhead:??
Me: Fuck you man!
Friend of his who cannot speak english: (This guy shall be known as english failer from now on...) You got a problem izzit?
Me: Yes! You all should be apologising... (all this while, Dickhead is shocked at my words..)
English failer:For what? You said fuck you for no reason...
Me:(What a bunch of sissies...) Of cos... You all hit me in the head for no apparent reason and did not even apologise... What do you expect me to say? Thank you?
(Dickhead recovered from shock and held his friend back cos he looked like he was ready to eat me...)
Dickhead: You say fuck you for what?
Me:Do you guys ever listen? I suggest you all better apologise... quick...
English failer:You shut up ok! Anyhow say fuck you... I dun talk to people who speak english...
Me:Why? You constantly fail english? If you are not gonna speak to people who speak english... I wonder what you are saying now...
English failer:(This time in chinese... Sadly I can understand idiot...) Idiot! I happy can anot? I dun speak to people who speaks english...
Me:Suits me just fine...
Having said that, I turned to Ee-lon and talked to him and did my warm up... That conversation really shows how stupid he is and no one like him can ever win me in a verbal war unless it is in chinese... After that was games... As usual, I headed for the street soccer court... Fate really is playing me... Guess who I saw? Yes! Dickhead and company... Well... i held no grudge towards them and played... Who knows they were still sore about the incident... Well... No choice and I just played... Boy! Did they play like a bunch of crazy people... They rammed the ball towards me whenever they had the ball... I am not so petty so I just played fair... It was totally stupid the way they played... Always passing the ball to me becos they like ramming the ball towards me... They sure are stupid... They always thought that I do not know how to stop the ball...(That ball was the ball which hit me in the head) Surprise! I know how to stop the ball... They were playing rough... (Bet you people never ever seen a dickhead playing soccer...) After that ended... We just assembled to cool down and return to the parade square and got ready for moring assembly...
Ever since, Dickhead and company still treat me like I am thier arch enemy... What can I say? Except to advise them to grow up and get over it... But no... They do not wanna listen to me... Just this afternoon, I was sitting in the canteen talking to Fazzy and Ying Ping and that Dickhead walked past me delibrately kicking my legs... It smarts... And as usual, he did not say sorry... This time I was smater... I did not retaliate... Could not be bothered to... Just surprising that a person can act like this over a matter that happened like months ago... Totally stupid!
To Dickhead and Company: Guys! Time to grow up... I have no time to entertain you stupid dickheads and idiots... I suggest that you all stop after today... If anything ever happens again, I would not let you all off lightly... No way I am gonna fight... I will make your lives terrible just with my mouth... You all will be so humiliated that you would not wanna come to school... But if fight I have to... I will gladly take you all on... But remember... You guys started it... Do not push your luck... Mark my words... Retreat and know your limits...
I am not fun to be triffled with...
Only gangs fight... (A sweeping statement)
Welcome to Peicai! A place where it caters to every single needs of Peicaians... (Like real...) Especially to the childish ones... Tamagochi in school... (My god!!) Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon trading cards, Neopets trading cards, You name it... you got it... But tamagochi?! Manz... That is the total extreme manz... Tamagochi is way out manz... like years ago? Of cos I am no exception... You can call me a childish one if you like... I still watch anime... But I dun waste my time on such stupid thing... But then again, Peicaians who play the tamagochi... do not fear that you will be the most childish cos there is still time to repent... Or there is something that some Peicaians do which is more stupid and childish than playing tamagochi... Nope! Not telling lame jokes... also not playing catching...
Just stop guessing and listen to me or I'll slap you with a Stelitto heel... Fighting... Yes you heard me... Fighting... How can it be more childish than playing tamagochi? Let me tell you... Fighting is the most absurd thing that can ever happen... You're asking me who fighting who? Oh! I left out the important detail didn't I... Silly me... It is gonna happen soon... Between the not really friendly and cannot think Silverfish and the undefeated champion of troublemakers and having internal war, The Band of Brothers! Ok... As I was saying, Fighting is the most childish and absurd thing that can ever happen... Cos every sngle one of them would be acting like a five year old child fighting over a toy... (for a pre-war conflict, go view http://witchy-vieve.blogspot.com and see the tag board...)
Into more detail... It all started when the Band of Brothers decided to try auditioning for teacher's day performance... Silverfish also auditioned for it too... During this time, I do not know what happened, but I think it would not be nice... Considering the fact that both of the party are gonna fight... But anyways... It was a mutual feeling that both party took the teacher's concert as a mesurement to see who were better... The should-change-their-vocalist Silverfish or the horrendous and stupid Band of Brothers... (To tell the truth... I doubt either were good except Band of Brothers sounded better...) There was once incident which I remembered clealy from the above mentioned blog, is that the lousy vocalist said that lots of people stood up for the Silverfish when they finished their performance and the Band of Brothers got middle fingers pointed up their asses... But then again, I think that the band that got laughed (I think I am the only one who did that...) and pointed middle finger is the Silverfish... The Band of Brothers however I think was the group that did better... Perhaps the people who pointed middle finger were the Silverfish doing it at the backstage...
Another thing is that, in the above mentioned blog, there is this "____" guy who was on genevieve's tag board... This is the guy whom I find the most funny... He really cracks me up... Especially his english... He states that he is from the Band of Brothers and started insulting the Silverfish... Of cos the Silverfish could only find trouble with Band of Brothers... Silverfish seems to be taking it out on Band of Brothers... What fun I had by standing aside and laughing my head off at their stupidity... both the Silverfish and the Band of Brothers... It has never occured to the vocalist of Silverfish that every single word posted by "____" might not be from Band of Brothers and just impersonating them... Also, the Band of Brothers did not take the initiative find out who that joker is... haha... What fun!
So the battle continues and the more childish they will get... Why not sit down together and talk like gentlemen and together work hand in hand to find out who "____" is... Fighting will not resolve anything but only worsen things... If fighthing is the only solution, why not the UN fight to settle things? If that ever happens, I am afraid you Silverfish and Band of Brothers would not even get the chance to start a fight cos there will be war... So I suggest you so-nice-to-laugh-at people get down together and talk it out rather than start cutting each others balls off... What a laugh that would be... Well... So I conclude that fighting is a very stupid way to pass your time and certainly a childish activity...
P.S : A note to "____" I expect to see you on my tag board soon considering on how I insulted you... (I feel that ____ is not from Band of Brothers cos his English is seriously horrendous... Mr Phoon would really be ashamed to be our teacher...)
Just stop guessing and listen to me or I'll slap you with a Stelitto heel... Fighting... Yes you heard me... Fighting... How can it be more childish than playing tamagochi? Let me tell you... Fighting is the most absurd thing that can ever happen... You're asking me who fighting who? Oh! I left out the important detail didn't I... Silly me... It is gonna happen soon... Between the not really friendly and cannot think Silverfish and the undefeated champion of troublemakers and having internal war, The Band of Brothers! Ok... As I was saying, Fighting is the most childish and absurd thing that can ever happen... Cos every sngle one of them would be acting like a five year old child fighting over a toy... (for a pre-war conflict, go view http://witchy-vieve.blogspot.com and see the tag board...)
Into more detail... It all started when the Band of Brothers decided to try auditioning for teacher's day performance... Silverfish also auditioned for it too... During this time, I do not know what happened, but I think it would not be nice... Considering the fact that both of the party are gonna fight... But anyways... It was a mutual feeling that both party took the teacher's concert as a mesurement to see who were better... The should-change-their-vocalist Silverfish or the horrendous and stupid Band of Brothers... (To tell the truth... I doubt either were good except Band of Brothers sounded better...) There was once incident which I remembered clealy from the above mentioned blog, is that the lousy vocalist said that lots of people stood up for the Silverfish when they finished their performance and the Band of Brothers got middle fingers pointed up their asses... But then again, I think that the band that got laughed (I think I am the only one who did that...) and pointed middle finger is the Silverfish... The Band of Brothers however I think was the group that did better... Perhaps the people who pointed middle finger were the Silverfish doing it at the backstage...
Another thing is that, in the above mentioned blog, there is this "____" guy who was on genevieve's tag board... This is the guy whom I find the most funny... He really cracks me up... Especially his english... He states that he is from the Band of Brothers and started insulting the Silverfish... Of cos the Silverfish could only find trouble with Band of Brothers... Silverfish seems to be taking it out on Band of Brothers... What fun I had by standing aside and laughing my head off at their stupidity... both the Silverfish and the Band of Brothers... It has never occured to the vocalist of Silverfish that every single word posted by "____" might not be from Band of Brothers and just impersonating them... Also, the Band of Brothers did not take the initiative find out who that joker is... haha... What fun!
So the battle continues and the more childish they will get... Why not sit down together and talk like gentlemen and together work hand in hand to find out who "____" is... Fighting will not resolve anything but only worsen things... If fighthing is the only solution, why not the UN fight to settle things? If that ever happens, I am afraid you Silverfish and Band of Brothers would not even get the chance to start a fight cos there will be war... So I suggest you so-nice-to-laugh-at people get down together and talk it out rather than start cutting each others balls off... What a laugh that would be... Well... So I conclude that fighting is a very stupid way to pass your time and certainly a childish activity...
P.S : A note to "____" I expect to see you on my tag board soon considering on how I insulted you... (I feel that ____ is not from Band of Brothers cos his English is seriously horrendous... Mr Phoon would really be ashamed to be our teacher...)