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Don't cry for me my adoring fans!

I am really sorry to say that blogging will once again cease because it will be a hetic week for me as my week is packed fully with ICAs (In course assesment) also known as tests. I have to study or else I will be condemn by my parents and will be sent to the eighteen levels of hell to burn for eternity. Haha!

So sorry that I will have to put off the entry about Seb till much later because I am being very pressurised now. If I do not make a good post out of it, Desmond is going to revert me to my old form. (My blog I mean.) So please pardon me if I have let you down in any way and do still come back and visit because I blog for the sake for people to read. So if there isn't anyone to read my blog, I think I would just give up blogging.

Do not worry my adoring fans! I will be back as soon as possible! Haha!

ICAs are killing me! Someone can take my place?

Things that makes me frown and say, "Fuck You!"

Looking back at my past entries in this blog, I have come to realized that my creativity in the entries is getting lower and lower. Perhaps it is the boring content that I blog about, and then again, it might not be. Who cares?! As long as I can come back and read the entries, I am contented. I am sure when I look back at my posts, I will be smiling and laughing because of the beautiful memories that I have.

Recently, I have been hanging out with Qian Bei and Desmond. Only to plan the demise of Sebastian. Yes. I have not forgotten about him. I really want to nail this guy. If I could, I would disintegrate him. Turn him into nothingness, make him very volatile so he could just evaporate from the face of the Earth.

Enough about him.

Things that makes me frown and wanna go "Fuck You!".

-I hate people who are already in the lift and when you are entering, they do not bother to press the "door open" button for you. I hope one day they get crushed by the doors, with guys getting their penis crushed and girls, their nice long straight silky hair.

-I hate it when I get a mosquito on the sole of my foot because it cannot help feeling itchy and ticklish whenever I scratch it. Don't you just hate it when it is itchy and yet you cannot scratch it? Even when you do, you hate the tickle on your feet. Bleah!

-I hate writer's block, which is what I am having now. I think they should find a potion which unblock the block in you. I hate it when I am trying to force things out of my brain to write. It always comes to me when I am having class compositions tests. I am sure Phoonie and my classmates can vouch for that. I always hand in unfinished compositions. Haha!

-I hate people who plays their mp3s from their mobiles in the Mrt or Bus. I hope that their brains get fried and they become retarded people. Wait a minute! They are already retarted. Don't they know that it is so stupid and noisy?

-I hate waiting five minutes spent to cook the cup noodles. Whenever I cook a cup noodle, I would always keep looking at the clock and it seems like an eternity. Sometimes I would find myself donig other things to keep myself occupied for the next five minutes and it always results in myself forgetting that I cooked the cup noodles. It turns out I will have cold and soggy noodles to munch on.

-I hate people who comes up to me and asks for donations. You all should know. Haha! More need not be said.

-I hate people who stare at other privates when I am urinating at the urinal. How I wish there and then I had the power of Medusa so that I can turn their penis into stone. Jealous that I can be a tripod? Too bad.

-I hate it when my computer malfunctions as I really am a computer idiot and I the knowledge I have about computers is what you can fit on a pinhead. I think I rather stick to computer games and blogging.

-I hate people who are disabled yet still able to work begging for money on the streats. My brother always sees this man who cannot walk always begging for money outside his secondary school. There was once he saw the man on a wheelchair along the streats of Geylang looking for prositutes. What is that?! Donating money to him for his leisure?

-I hate rain.(Pardon the pun. Not you Rain. The weather!) It spoils all my outdoor plans and I hate walking in the puddles of water after the shower. Always gets my pants and shoes wet.

The list goes on and on. What more can I say? Projects are killing me! Sigh~!




Your likes are my hates and your hates are my likes. We do not see eye to eye, so steer clear of me.

A Star Wars die hard fan I am.

Speak as the romans do! For a Star Wars fan, they would say.

"Speak as Yoda do!"

Blogged in Yoda's language this whole entry shall be. Haha! Serious I am.

Recieved the second Oral Communications ICA I have. To gather everyone together and make them cooperate easy it is not. About informative presentation this ICA is. To find out and research about a company we have and also a speech about its vision and achievements we have to give. Pilling up other modules ICAs there are and driving me bonkers it is. However, things to learn there will be.

Talk about school enough it is, move on we must. My dad's birthday commence tomorrow it will. Lost for words I am now. Blog in this way for how much longer can I? Stand it no more I can!

Argh! Alright! Back to nice perfect English. I wonder how Yoda speaks like that. He must be quite a quiet person. Wonder if all of you could understand what I have been typing so far. I cannot be bothered to type it all once more, so just go find out yourself.

I have already watched Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. It was a spectacular show as it starts off at a climax. You can see the changes in Anakin Skywalker throughout the show and why he turned to the dark side. Many have wondered why Darth Vader has to wear that stupid black helmet which makes him look like a minion instead of a Sith lord. You are all in luck as this episode will reveal the reason for the helmet. Not spoiling too much of the show, go watch it! It is worth the $9.50.

I think I will end today's boring entry now because I am just as bored as you guys reading this.

I will be blogging about farts in the next entry. So do keep a lookout cos' the next entry is gonna blow you off your chair!

Reminiscing the past.

I went to my small aunt's house yesterday for a barbeque. It was raining hard in the afternoon therefore we had to move the barbeque into the night. Having nothing to do for the afternoon, we decided to get all the home videos we once took before and played it on the television.

When my uncle was searching for the tape to play, I was suddenly thrown into a deep thought.

"I wonder how much I have changed? Did I change for the better? I wonder how much my family members have changed?"

All these questions were flashing in my head. Suddenly, my thoughts were abruptly broken by the screams that filled the still air. My eyes were then focused on the screen and images of my family members when they were younger filled my mind. I was amazed by how much we had changed.

Right there and then, I was taken back into time and was reminded of the times I had as a child. Being young and innocent then, I saw myself playing with toys and games with my cousin. It was then so carefree. I had no worries and school work was not much of a problem. As the video gradually played on, time had passed in a flash and I saw myself grew up. I was then hit by another thought.

"So this is what my parents are seeing everyday. I wonder when my turn will be?"

There were laughter and crying during the course of the video. Parents shedding tears of happiness upon seeing their children growing up and laughter from the kids that were once toddlers and doing funny antics in front of the camera. All the celebrations were captured and recorded through the lens of a machine. Constant laughter and screaming were heard whenever something funny was being played. It was certainly fun to see yourself again in the past.

When the video ended, I realised that so many things have changed and happened then. During christmas last year, my family had a celebration at my small aunt's condominium. The party was held in a function room and the children and teenagers were putting up performance to entertain the parents. I took part and together with my cousin strumming the guitar while I sang a song. I remember so clearly the song that I sang. It was "You say it best, when you say nothing at all" by Ronan Keating. Sadly, the camera was not working on that day so there was not a recording at all. Only flashes from the digital cameras recorded that day.

I said a statement out loud which then made everyone nodded in agreement.

"It would be a great feeling to see ourseleves again on the television ten years later on that occasion."

P.S: I have found out something in english. Normally we would say this. "If I were the boss, I would sack you." In actual fact, that sentence is wrong. The word 'sack' is not a verb. Therefore, we cannot use it in this way. The correct way of using it is, "If I were the boss, I would have given you the sack." That is the correct way as 'sack' here would be a noun. Everyone understand?

Ten years down the road. I would love to see myself again.

NC 16

Please exit this page if you are under the age of sixteen. Nope. Do not give me the reason that tomorrow is your birthday. I do not fucking care if it is your birthday one minute later. As long as you are not fucking sixteen, please fucking look away!

*Fume*

I am having a fucking bad day! I want to fucking swear and curse because I am having a fucking bad day! Please pardon me for my language today because there are a lot of people I want to curse. It all began on a crappy Tuesday morning. I set the alarm to remind me to return a fucking cheap library book. Somehow or rather, the damn kknb phone did not ring and I totally forgot about it. That did not stop and I forgot to return that cheap fucking book on Wednesday too.

Not wanting to make the same dumb mistake, I got smarter and told someone to remind me. Hurray! It works like a charm! I made my way happily to the library after school and was hoping to pay the fine as soon as possible. Guess how much the fine was? It is fucking measly 20 cents. What is more absurd is this. I have to pay the damn knnbccb fine with a cashcard or NETs. What the fucking knnb hell?! For a fucking measly 20 cents?! I can throw ten of that miserable 20 cent coins right in your fucking old wrinkled cb face! In my whole life I have never owned a cashcard or NETs. I have to fucking buy one card to pay that miserable son of a bitch fine! I was totally fucking cb pissed off. I walked off in a hurry and loudly commented what a stupid library it was.

I do not see why I have to fucking own a cashcard you fucking piece of old shitbag at the library. Firstly, I do not drive a car and thus there isn't the fucking need to have a cashcard. Secondly, it is a fucking 20 cents fine. How much do you want to fucking earn? Argh!

I went to watch House of Wax with Qian Bei and Diana. I had a plesant day with them until this guy came up to us for donations. Why can't this guy fucking read my blog and know how much I fucking hate this kind of people? I was using tatic number one. Raising his hopes only to completely dashing it later, but someone took out money first and wanted to donate. I could not remember who. Why?! I had to donate to that fucker! Knn! Why couldn't he just pick other people? There was one thing though. He was desperately trying to speak in an accented way but only to fail terribly. Adding salt to the wound, I spoke to him in my accented perfect English! He was using too many singlish with his fake accent. Haha!

On my way back, I once again met with bad luck. I took a bus home and just a stop before my stop, I had to meet a bus conductor! Ccb! I paid only a dollar and the fare was not enough. The damn bus conductor demanded I pay another one dollar and thirty cents to buy a new ticket. I paid and got down to change bus. Fuck you bus conductor! May you get knocked over by a bus and heavens shall send its bolts of lightning on you. Who said that lightning does not strike the same place twice?

Sigh! I do not know what is getting to me? For me to be abe to type this entry, maybe I have been suppressing too much stress. At least I got everything off my chest and I am feeling better. Oh well! I think I shall stop or else the bus conductor and librarian will go and da xiao ren. Haha!

I am having the worst time of my life! Fuck it!

Who is responsible?

Nothing particular happened today... Plus I ain't some blogger who blogs about my daily activities... I was watching the news just now... Sadly, teenage girls in our society is getting more and more out of hand... Doing lesbian acts in front of a camera... Kissing, hands reaching up the skirt, touching each other's asses... What on earth are they thinking? I am seriously against homosexuals... I mean... For guys, where do they wanna insert their rods? Up each other's asses too? Wouldn't that fucking hurt? ( Pardon the pun..) Now girls... What is there to insert? Sex has been around for like millions of centuries... Not only humans do it, every animal in the animal kingdom does it... Not to mention the insects too... Ask yourself... Have you ever seen insects or animals of the same gender having hot sizzling sex? No you do not! So what is it that makes homosexuals exist? The brain, being the most mysterious organ in our body has the answer... But... Answers from them will be difficult to obtain...

My main focus of this entry isn't actually about homosexuals... But the parents who have things to say about this issue... Watching the news over the recent years have made me realised that whenever teenage problems arise, their first comment would be "The school should do..."

True enough, today's news about teenage girls acting imtimate... The parents only have got one thing to say... The school should teach them this and that and blah blah blah... What exactly made them say that? Are schools responsible for teaching your child not to be homosexuals? What are schools for? A childcare centre for your kids to spend their time in the morning and afternoon? A school is a place where people, usually young people are educated... Education itself tells us that our kids are actually going to school to learn academic stuff and no more than other stuff... Why has the society warped so much that even civics and moral is something the school has to teach? Aren't our moral values and civicness be taught by our parents? Since when has teachers been labelled as parents? If so, why call them teachers? Shouldn't we call them Father or Mother? What are the roles of parents now? Earning money to feed their offsprings? That is one... But shouldn't they be teaching life lessons too? They should know their child better than no one else isn't it? So aren't they the best candidate to educate their young? Its like a mother bird teaching her little child how to fly and hunt... Who else can teach? A lion? Does a lion knows how to fly?

Just imagin the burden of the teachers nowadays... Having to control an average class of forty students is not easy.. On the surface it might seem that they give only one assignment... But what about her assignments? It is mutiplied by forty! So who's life is much more worse? And to top it off, she has to worry about moral values of your child? Although I have never been a good student, I can understand the stress teachers are facing and it isn't easy to cope at all... Marking assignments are not easy one bit... Having to check every single mistake for forty times... It is not enjoyable at all... So why don't you parents just make the teachers' life a little easier by taking your child in hand and stop blaming the school for not doing YOUR job?!

I would really like to see a little change in the society... If the teachers are responsible for your children, why should they work and give you allowances when they grow up? They should be giving it to the teachers... I wonder how all of you think about this? Do discuss... I would really like to hear all of your comments...

Teacher. One who slogs it out for the future of the children and gets nothing in return. I salute you!

Seven seven forty nine makes a square...

Haha! I have a riddle for you people... The title is the clue... So best of luck trying to guess it... To those who have guessed it... Great job! So here is the riddle... Here goes nothing!

CSEAITROYSMORONOOYUYWGULSSDNRHVTMARAAEEYNOTVDRSBX

Think hard everyone... Best of luck to all!

Maaf! Maaf!

Sigh! Sorry people... I am sad to say that today's entry is not the one I am intending to blog about... The main character of this entry has called in sick and therefore I am not being able to do what I have promised you people... Please pardon me for I am sad enough that operation: " Go do your math Sebastian!" has not commenced yet... Sigh! Have no fear my friends! For I will make sure I get my hands on Sebastian... He has made me do things far beyond my imagingation... I will not let him off so easily...

Alright! To the main thing... Nanyang poly is a stupid place whereby the computer actually denies my entry to view my tagboard and my counter... So I will most probably be communicating with you guys through the comment feature... So do look out for any comments... And I think you people have to do that too... Yeah I know... Commenting is irritating because you still have to log in and think of what to type... But do do me this favour and just communicate with me through comments...

Next, Poly life is better now... And I think fate is conspiring against me... It put me in the same group with a person I hate!!! Damn it! Sigh! Work is piling up and I wonder how my counter is doing.... Argh! Hate this feeling! I am currently doing a book review to present for a module... This presentation is my very first ICA so I am quite excited about it... I mean... Asking me to talk in front of the class? I love it! Oh! The book I am doing on is by Dan Brown... Angels and Demons.... It is a great book...

Diana: Hey! When are you coming back? I am so missing you already... Contact me sometime yeah? I will always be there... Just come to me for anything... Don't worry too much yea? Also... Do cheer up... i feel sad whenever my friends are sad too.... Oh yeah! Me and Qian Bei have decided that we want to pick you up from the airport... Do tell us when ok? I will try my best to make it... Just make sure it isn't a Monday night cause I have night classes.... Take good care of yourself ok? Wanted to type something in Indo for you but I just don't know the words...

Sebastian will get it... Trust me! Do stay in contact with me my readers...

Saturday is coming...

At long last! Saturday is coming... Operation: "Go do your math Sebastian!" is finally going to commence... Yes! I can't wait... So are my buddies who are in this with me! I am finally going to do something crazy! Much has happened lately... Only two days ago, I had a quarrel with my mother... The aftermath? I lost and not only that, my dad changed the password to the internet... So here I am now typing this entry in Nanyang Poly during my computer class... Stupid Nanyang Poly! They blocked tagboard and my counter... I cannot view them... Darn it! But it is lucky that I am being able to blog.... So let us just be contented with what we have...

Sigh! What am I to do? Argh! I hate it whenever they use this tatic to make me coerce... Think I will have revert back to my old ways and go to my trusty cousin to use the net... Sigh! What is this world coming to? What have I done to deserve this? Is it justifiable to deprive a child from his only connection to the technology world? Argh! Nothing much has happened actually... But many things are going to happen on Saturday! Haha! Just wait patiently people! Nice things are coming your way...

I am planning to change my blog's template... Going to change to a new one soon... I got Desmond to help me with it... I gave him the theme I wanted and how I wanted the layout to be... So wait also readers! I will most probably update it too on Saturday... All of you will be in for a surprise when I update it... The theme especially... Haha! I love Desmond to bits! Thank you for helping me with it... I gtg now... My lecturer is starting the class soon... Do come back and read yea? And support me... Hahaa!

Sebastian... Your demise is near... Start praying.... Your ass will be kicked by me!