One year ago

On the very same day, one year ago, at this very moment, I was at P. Tekong lying down on the bed and wondering how army was going to be like.

On this very day, I celebrate my one year anniversary being in the SAF. Just one more bloody year to go before I hear the three letters that most young adults want to hear. ORD. I can still remember the training days at BMT. Ah~ Takes me back a little. It was hell but yet fun. Everyone else was suffering with you and somehow, it feels somewhat less horrendous than it's supposed to be.

After all that crap I've been through, POP came and it felt almost surreal. I was glad yet sad that I have to leave my SGTs and sir's. I am no longer in the comfort zone where punishment was just as simple as doing push ups anymore. Now, every single mistake we make, its all about signing extra guard duties and with a little luck, maybe SOL or DB. I shan't bother explaining all the abbreviations. Too lazy to and have been asked once too many times.

Looking back at the pictures taken during POP made me realise that army is not that terrible at all. It has its share of fun as well as its share of crap where all of us has to take in one way or the other. Long gone are the days where SGT and Sir punish us for no apparent reason. In comparison to the past, army has certainly been better. When the older generation tells you how scary army is, tell them that they are fucking talking crap and then enter your passageway to adulthood and experience it yourself.

Anyways, was supposed to post these pictures up when I POP, but I am a tad bit too late. So, here it is now. Enjoy. This is Wei Xin signing off for the night and there's only 1 more year to go. Hang in there!



Pardon the lousy quality.

The perfect girl

Isn't it every guy's dream to meet that perfect girl? The one with looks so good that you start to wonder if your eyes are looking at a mirage. The one with a body so hot that you might instantaneously combust into nothingness if you stand too near her. Or perhaps the one with the intellect that would blow you (one way or the other) away when you converse with her. The one with the heart so kind that you are half expecting to see a halo radiating with light above her head.

I am sure most guys would want that in the girl he really really likes. But let us leave this folklore about the perfect girl which in case you guys do not know, does not exist at all, and return to this harsh cold reality where girls are more, erm, normal.

What I am about to describe are the attributes that would make an almost perfect girl to MY liking. I will not be far fetched and say things impossible for people to actually achieve. Rather keeping it down to earth so I might be able to actually find such a girl. If anyone watched, "The Ugly Truth", they mentioned that all guys are so sex driven and that is all they want in a girl, I would dare say that its crap and not so true at all. Hey, I ain't proclaiming that I am gay nor am I trying to prove that I am one level above the so called male species. In fact, I admit to thinking about sex most of the times. It is just that I don't show it. What I am trying to say is that as much as females are looking for love in a romance, we males are looking for the same thing too. Then again, it is just a movie, so I am not going to argue much on this whole "man are sex-hungry monsters" thing.

On to my list of attributes that would contribute to the ALMOST perfect girl (again), to MY liking.

1. I like all things cute. There isn't a need for my perfect girl to be ridiculously beautiful. She just has to be cute. Of cos, being beautiful is a bonus. (Does this explain anything? Lol~)

2. No short hair please.

3. Able to converse intelligently. I don't need you to speak to me about quantum mechanics or shit like these. Just being able to perfectly bring across your point and have constructing arguments, I am very much interested in you already.

4. Ability to withstand the fact that most of my friends are girls and that you will never restrict me from hanging out with them due to your jealousy or insecurity.

5. Please. Do. Not. Defy. Logic.

See. 5 simple rules is all it takes to be my almost perfect girl. LOL~

But then again, I don't expect everyone to be like that. Besides, being in love is all about accepting the flaws and finding the perfection in others rather than loving them for their perfection. In case you are wondering why the sudden post, it is to address someone who asked me such a question.

Long week ahead. I wish those who are having exams now the best and make sure to aim for the top! Woosh! Took me quite a while to come up with something like that. Haha~

Should I or should I not?

I have been wanting to take up boxing for quite some time. Yes you heard me. I don't mean boxing as in puting someone or something in a box but rather the sport BOXING where you punch the bejabbers out of someone.

Before you start bursting out at how I will be a punching bag to others most of the time, I really wanted to take up some sport and some kind of martial art. So, anyone interested? Maybe we can go to the boxing gym and make some new friends and learn a new skill.

Haha~

New skin

Ok. This shall be a very short post although it has been a while since I blogged.

I just changed the outlook to something more nice looking until I find some unknowing victim to help me make a customised skin. This new outlook will also mark my return to the blogsphere as I will definitely be coming here more often now.

Till then people. Have fun and try not to miss me too much. I still love you guys. :)

*Barfs at my own words.* Urgh!

Ups and downs

Recently, my life is full of ups and downs. Ok. So there's more down than up. But still, its not something to get me down so easily. Although I do admit on some occasion, I get really uptight and feel as though I am going to implode due to all these pent up feelings inside me. I guess you can say I can pretty much pull off a poker face even though I had like a real fucked up day. With a little more effort, I am certain I can still smile at you like I just won the lottery.

But still, there are certain things that just can't seem to get out of my life. Many a times, I have fooled even myself into thinking that all is fine but only to realise that the problem isn't going to magically go away. Yes I know it is cowardly of me to run from problems, but hey, I am sure you do too. So don't start being judgemental towards me. Many would think that I have an abundance of friends to hear and help me out. That is true, but by engaging them, it would mean there will be repercussions.

As much as I want to confide in someone close to me, I also want someone whom I do not know at all and I can tell that person as much as I want without having to worry about what might happen after that. Perhaps a way to get everything off my chest. Be it small little things like how much I hate someone at work to bigger things like how I really feel for someone. I just wish that everything can be temporarily be gotten off off me.

Someone once told me that words are cheap. I have to prove it by actions. I solemly agree. Therefore, very soon, I shall make my words turn into actions to prove my points. Never again will I be described as someone whom throw words only.

-News Flash-

I just recieved an sms. As usual, small little things like these hurt me as well. Makes me feel that no matter what effort I have put in is gone to waste. However, you will not know because I would never tell you how I really feel towards your actions. You might ask, but still you will not know. No matter how you badger me. In fact, I suppose no one will know. I won't tell anyone ever. One thing I have learnt in life is that, if you want to keep a secret, tell no one. Not a single living or dead soul. Keep it to yourself until you die or you decided that it shouldn't be a secret no more.

So everything here pretty much sums up how crappy I really feel in these few days or perhaps weeks to come. I am happy about one thing though. My best friend is back in town to celebrate my 21st. I feel that this is the only thing that is keeping my spirits up or else I would have broken down long ago. Seems like I would have to thank her for helping me. Haha!

This place has become a place of bitching for me as of late

Quite a number of issues have been bugging me. As of now, I am at some god forsaken camp which is located near a bunch of dead bodies buried six feet under. This camp is so secluded that even the dead souls nearby wouldn't even wanna come in. To top it off, I am fitted into a group where I am so misplaced. I used to be able to respect people that are not socially accepted people. But it has occured to me that most of them are just plain stupid, childish and just all talk. Especially when they band together and make you feel like you are an outcast when it is really them who can't grow up and think logically.

I know I shouldn't get bothered by it, but it is kind of difficult when you know you have to face them for the rest of 2 years. I know how they always say, "If you can't beat em`, join them.
" But I don't wanna turn stupid and childish! I still want to keep my sanity intact and be able to logically figure out what 1 + 1 equals to.

All that is just the military part of my life. On a happy note, things there are quite relaxed and slow paced. I quite like the instructors there. That is pretty much about the thing I like about that place. Haha!

On a side note, Lin and I had a conversation.

If subject A feels that in a duration of a month felt like a year had just passed by, would time had pass by fast or has it slowed down for him?

What are all your answers?

Updating so you pussies can get off my back

I am serving my nation now. Currently getting my crappy ass up at 5.20 a.m every day just to make my way to an institute where I learn how to strip a humongous tank apart and then lubricating it, all just for the fun of it.

Many things have happened and some things just NEVER change. Like how certain people can't seem to get off your back even though you are of a certain age. Or how when they command or reprimand you without and logical reason. Very much like in the army, where they ask you to sign extra and explain yourself later irregardless of how valid your excuse is. But hey, who am I to argue? I just learn how they act and later pin it on them when I use it back on them. After all, its all about learning from the ones whom are supposed to lead you.

Not to mention many tend to do things without thinking about other people's feelings. Selfish might be the appropriate word. If the things you do seem to inconvinience others, I suggest you stay the fuck far far away from me. I cannot stand people like you neither do I want to even try because the very basis of morality is to have the common sense to do things that wouldn't even trouble people.

I have said too much perhaps. Will continue to rant some other time as I can feel immense pressure right now to coerce me to get off the terminal. One last point to note, people take it for granted that the place where I am most of the time, has lots of things to do and therefore I should not occupy myself with just one thing.

(If you are able to understand what the writer has just wrote, you probably know him well and are regarded as a very good friend. If you don't seem to understand, don't worry, the writer is just as bewildered as you are.)

Ok. So I am quite an ass.

I must sincerely apologise. Yet again, I broke my promise of blogging weekly. Believe me. I have been spending weekends at the computer and blogger's website thinking of what to write. However, whenever I type to a certain point, I start to get writer's block and then have no idea how to continue.

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Ok. This is where I admit, I am just too fucking lazy. Will update you people on some NS politics when I am done with CNY. The festive season is just sapping my energy away.

Lucky~

I am very lucky to be able to book out during my confinement week. As of this moment, I am supposed to be on that island doing something but here I am due to a public holiday. Feeling happy about it. Enough said on that, I am blogging like I promised to and I wanna note down certain memories as well.

Many people have been asking me the same questions.

How is NS? Is the food nice? Got slim down?

I am not really in the mood to say the same things over and over. So I shall just answer them here. All my answers are based on my feelings and opinions.

How is NS?

I feel that the toughness of NS is purely based on your attitude towards it. If you are enthusiastic about it, it wouldn't at all feel like a boring or irritating chore. In fact, I am quite looking forward to it. But to me, NS feels like there is someone there who latches an invisible string onto you the moment you step into Tekong. We do not have to fret about anything nor make any decisions. We just have to do as we are told and we will get by each day like that.

Food is pretty much all right. I have nothing against it. Just that I wish they would serve more coffee in the morning and probably serve ice as well. As for slimming down, haha, I don't think I did YET.

Ok. I am going to stop here for now. I am getting ready to book in now. Until then, the caretaker of this place will pop up from time to time. (I hope.)

P.S: I am botak now.

P.P.S: I think I look hot in the army uniform. Girls who like men in uniform, please be prepared! LOL~

Sir, YES SIR!!!

While WX is being shipped off for national service, I'd (clearly the other contributor) hereby like to give my condolences. WX has been the best friend, brother (and bitch) anyone can ask for and you will be dearly missed.

-Moment of silence-

AH HA HA..


and why didn't you go in completely hung-over like I told you to?

Goodbye mainland and hello Tekong

I will be going off to Tekong in just hours time. Finally it is time for me to serve the nation and to instill the sense of protection for my country. I am just here to say that I will be in BMT and I made a promise to blog once a week. Except for this couple of weeks. Confinement week.

Will keep you guys updated. :) See ya soon.

I am pissed

For the last fucking time, I am sick and tired of females using PMS as an excuse for almost every single thing. If you girls decide to flare up and get angry at me for no apparent reason when I come into contact with you, please fucking at least have the decency to fucking apologise after you tell me that you are suffering from PMS.

I am not God and neither am I sick enough to fucking keep track of your PMS cycle, so I am not able to tell whether you have one when I start talking to you. As much as you hate your PMS, I also hate it because ultimately it is us guys who fucking get the blunt end of EVERYTHING.

So please do us a fucking favour when you have PMS and seclude yourself from us so we will not risk our fucking lives to talk to you without knowing that you would blow up at any time. This isn't the first time I am getting this shit from someone who has PMS.

We guys can be understanding so as long you girls are sane enough to realise how silly you are acting while under the influence of your PMS. If you think you can fucking get away with PMS, I suggest you start brandishing a knife and stab everyone you see and then tell the fucking judge that you have PMS.

IF YOU GIRLS INTEND TO START DEFENDING YOURSELF, MAKE FUCKING SURE YOU ARE NOT HAVING PMS SO AT THE VERY LEAST YOU ARE FUCKING SANE WHEN SPEAKING TO ME.

In just a few more years...

I think I can open my own manga shop.

Anyone out there has Flame of Recca to sell? I want volume 3 to 16!!!

Getting into the nostalgic mood recently

You know there are times when you decided to clean your room because there is no more walking space? Everytime you venture into your room, its like walking into a jungle or a maze where you have move and turn at every possible turn. Or even worse, you have to start walking on tip toes until you vacate the room. Those are the possible reasons are why you should clean your room.

Some might ask, don't you have shelves and cupboards to put your things? Yes I do. But where else can you put you stuff when those places are filled up as well? Obviously the floor becomes the next best option to put your things.

So back to the topic, I was cleaning my room and I found photos of me when I was young. Really young. So young that I was doubting if I was the boy in the pictures I saw. Oh well. Some are just plain funny and some are just weird. I ain't gonna write
more, just look at the pictures and laugh all you want. I am sure, at the very least, that I was cuter than most of you when you were at that same age. And if you are to ask what has happened such that I turn out like this now, you are so bloody asking for it. So be warned.




Hey look! Stumpy arms and legs!

Now. Here's a close up.





My brother and I. Look at how old school the television is. Wow. That is one old shit.



This is how my siblings and I looked like when we are awoken from our sleep. Perhaps you want to know why.

So here it is. 15 minutes ago.



You might have heard about crop circles? Hah! Beat this! This sleeping synchronisation is much more mysterious. (I am not in it. Its both my sister and my brother.)



The closest I could get to horse riding. But then a few years later, I went to Lake Toba and got to ride a real one. Haha!



My brother, my cousin and me.

You know when people say, "some things just don't change,". Well it is true. Here we are during Chinese New Year.



Don't ask me why I wasn't in red. Maybe during that time red looked like an evil colour to me.



I was once a good student too. That's me recieving first prize for some picture I drew for national day. LOL~



Me and my picture. Its hard to see, but Kuang is my surname in chinese.

Last but not least, a picture that has to be here so that everyone can laugh.



I was indeed nerdy at some point in time of my life. This was one of my uncle's wedding. Opened the door of the car. Weird.

Yeah. So I was saying about how one can discover so many things when cleaning up their room. So why not clean yours today? If you are reading this, why not go dig out your old photos and then blog as well. Do drop me a message that you did so, so I can go read and laugh as well. :)

Awww. Don't I look cute and all nerdy?

Just dug up some old stuff and guess what I found!

I guess paper cutters are considered female. It says not to directly finger it. LOL~ Seriously. Companies should really read what they print huh? The next thing you know, they put up cautionaries signs for the tenderizers for meat.

"Please do not beat the meat too hard."

Zzz.

As some of you might have noticed, I have added another author into my blog. She is none other than my best friend in this world, Lin'!!! Hopefully, anytime soon, she finds some time to grace my blog with some of her words. This place has been getting a lil` boring. That's why she is here and hopefully, we can make it an interesting blog to read.

(Warning: She writes really abstract. Or so that's at least how I feel.)

Iron Man is a really good movie especially when you catch it in GV's Gold class cinema. LOL~

Just some small updates with my life

Been really lazy to update this blog of mine. I almost seem to be on a permanant haitus status ever since last year. 2007 was a blast and I sure hope 2008 will be too, although we are already about 4 months into it. I just started a new semester in school. It will finally be my last semester and coupled with IPP and I will be graduating! However, I wish I could go overseas for my internship. Wonder how my parents would react to that news. I don't think it would come cheap. Probably burn a huge hole in their pockets.

Anyways, a few lil` updates in my boring life.

- Went to Korea last year.
- Had a great Chinese New Year.
- Worked odd jobs.
- Watched "We will rock you" the musical.
- Rot at home.
- Drove the Formula 1 simulator

Working odd jobs for my aunt is such a great thing! Haha! Because of her, I managed to watch the musical for free and drove the Formula 1 simulator earlier than any of you people! Haha!

Below are some of the pictures I took when working at the event for the Formula 1.



Taken with a Polaroid. I know its a lil` dark.








In case you are wondering who that is beside me, that's my aunt's friend whom I call auntie Kelly. She is really a very spontaneous person and when I asked her to take the picture with me in the F1 suit, she agreed instantly! She's a very strong and realistic woman. That's all I can say for now. :p

Well. I'll try to update as often as I can. (I always say that don't I? LOL!) I should be updating since its the start of the new term and there might be interesting things happening in school and in my class. Perhaps a new subject to shoot down? Who knows? By the way, I applied for Basic Driving Theory too. Gonna take the test on June 2nd. Hopefully I can pass. Weirdly, my dad has very high hopes for me when it comes to driving. Just great! That's all I need. Extra pressure to get me more pumped up for the test.

Oh. And before I go, I can't help but just feed my own ego a lil. Don't I look dreamy with the F1 suit on? LOL! Auntie Kelly says I look Japanese with this hairstyle. :( Some say I look feminine. Bah! Which reminded me of some faggot coming up to me asking me if I am gay. Alright. Signing off.

I need someone who understands HTML. I need help with my blogskin. I want to change it and I have the design and picture. I just do not know how to encode it into my current HTML cos my friend encoded it. If you are able to help me, please email me or add me on msn. Thank you! :)

I'm in KOREA!!!!

Ok. This sucks. I am now stuck in the middle of nowhere, a hotel and my keyboard is fucked up cos` everything is in Korean. Somehow or rather, the functions are difficult to use and I have only 7 minutes left to blog. So getting a writer's block now is not a very good thing. I am not going to think much and just type the first thing that comes to my mind.

Korea has been fairly fun the whole time, just cold. Ｉ　ａｍ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｒｕｎｎｉｎｇ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｆ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｓｈａｌｌ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｓｔｏｐ　ｈｅｒｅ．　Ｉ　ａｍ　ｃｌｕｅｌｅｓｓ　ａｓ　ｔｏ　ｗｈｙ　ｍｙ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ　ａｒｅ　ａｌｌ　ｓｐａｃｅｄ　ｏｕｔ．　Ｓｏ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｂｅａｒ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｉｔ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｈｏｍｅｗａｒｄ　ｂｏｕｎｄ　ｓｏｏｎ．　Ｆｕｃｋ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｇｏｄ　ｄａｍｎｅｄ　ｃｏｍｕｐｔｅｒ！！！

The time is now...

The time is now. What for you might ask. Seriously, I can't think of much to say, so that is quite a irrelevant title. However, I am now at a chalet. I guess that's news. Oh yeah. Did I fail to mention that I found some old stuff at home? Haha! Everything is indeed old about me. Even the way I speak. (I think.)

It is really getting more and more difficult to blog. I don't suppose age has anything to do with it does it? I am already 19. :( Old age does come with some advantages though. Ever heard of knowledge comes with old age? Hahah!

Anyways, I am gonna end this short post. There really isn't anything much to talk about. The next post will be more interesting. I promise. :) In the meantime, go wank yourself off with some porn if you really need to pass the time and to get rid of your constant spasms of pain when you can't get to read my blog. :)

I don't suppose I might be getting drunk tonight?

I am finally 19!

Just one short post to say a BIG thank you to all my friends who wished me a happy happy birthday! Yes. Its my birthday just a couple of days ago. Can't believe I am 19. Just one more year to 20th. Damn! I sure am getting older.

Anyways, this year's birthday is boring. LOL~ I was out on 21st to deliver mooncakes. What a thing to do on my birthday. Geez~ But at least I got something out of it. Thank you Carol Chan for the birthday cake! That was the first birthday cake that night. :) And to thank you for it, here are some of the pictures of it.


























And the cake is superbly yummy! Thank you again Carol Chan! Also, I want to thank my 7 flowers for being so thoughtful and the lovely smses you all have sent! :) I am looking forward to meeting you girls again. :)

And I love my dad for buying me a Grand Funk Railroad CD!!! Wahahahah! Until when I have something more interesting to blog about people. :)

Lastly, not to forget my breastie who is living so far and yet she remembers my birthday. Love ya lots Lin`!!! :)

Random outburst: Carol Chan looks so nerdy that night! LOL~ But cute la. Can? Wahahahah!

Happy Birthday to me~

Roti Prata (I seriously have no idea why she picked this as the title.)

Today is a very beautiful day. The sun is shining. The sky is clear and not to mention a gentle breeze the comes once in a while. Ok. I was lying. Today's weather is one of the gloomiest one I ever had. But who gives a shit about that?

Let me welcome today's guest blogger, or rather, the very first and the last, (depending on the future circumstances) guest blogger. Let me tell you more about her before I let her gracious words grace this barren pages which have not been updated in god (I don't believe in somsthing I can't see) damned years.

My very first contact with her was during my internship in UOB. She is a bubbly and cheerful person. So let us welcome her very first editoral on my blog. Heck! Its my first time doing this anyways. Might be actually a great idea to increase the readership on my blog as well as entertain both you and me. So without further ado, let me welcome, Miss Tang Giggles. :) (Please clap.)

But nonetheless, she is really a very nice girl so do support her yes? I might, in future, again, just ask her to grace these walls with her gracious words.

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My very first editoral.

Blogging is the hardest thing to say. nOW I M HAVING WORD BLACKO AND THIS IS SERIOUS. I can't think of anything to blog. My purpose of blogging in the who knows blog is to use the key board. And, i am wrong. GOD PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS!

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As you can see, I am speechess. Oh well. At least I "updated" my blog. Till then, I'll be back with something more worthwhile to read and might actually satisfy your tastebuds. :)

I am really sorry for making you read this. Please forgive me. :)