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The perfect girl

Isn't it every guy's dream to meet that perfect girl? The one with looks so good that you start to wonder if your eyes are looking at a mirage. The one with a body so hot that you might instantaneously combust into nothingness if you stand too near her. Or perhaps the one with the intellect that would blow you (one way or the other) away when you converse with her. The one with the heart so kind that you are half expecting to see a halo radiating with light above her head.

I am sure most guys would want that in the girl he really really likes. But let us leave this folklore about the perfect girl which in case you guys do not know, does not exist at all, and return to this harsh cold reality where girls are more, erm, normal.

What I am about to describe are the attributes that would make an almost perfect girl to MY liking. I will not be far fetched and say things impossible for people to actually achieve. Rather keeping it down to earth so I might be able to actually find such a girl. If anyone watched, "The Ugly Truth", they mentioned that all guys are so sex driven and that is all they want in a girl, I would dare say that its crap and not so true at all. Hey, I ain't proclaiming that I am gay nor am I trying to prove that I am one level above the so called male species. In fact, I admit to thinking about sex most of the times. It is just that I don't show it. What I am trying to say is that as much as females are looking for love in a romance, we males are looking for the same thing too. Then again, it is just a movie, so I am not going to argue much on this whole "man are sex-hungry monsters" thing.

On to my list of attributes that would contribute to the ALMOST perfect girl (again), to MY liking.

1. I like all things cute. There isn't a need for my perfect girl to be ridiculously beautiful. She just has to be cute. Of cos, being beautiful is a bonus. (Does this explain anything? Lol~)

2. No short hair please.

3. Able to converse intelligently. I don't need you to speak to me about quantum mechanics or shit like these. Just being able to perfectly bring across your point and have constructing arguments, I am very much interested in you already.

4. Ability to withstand the fact that most of my friends are girls and that you will never restrict me from hanging out with them due to your jealousy or insecurity.

5. Please. Do. Not. Defy. Logic.

See. 5 simple rules is all it takes to be my almost perfect girl. LOL~

But then again, I don't expect everyone to be like that. Besides, being in love is all about accepting the flaws and finding the perfection in others rather than loving them for their perfection. In case you are wondering why the sudden post, it is to address someone who asked me such a question.

Long week ahead. I wish those who are having exams now the best and make sure to aim for the top! Woosh! Took me quite a while to come up with something like that. Haha~

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