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I am really bored!!!!

Well, I got tagged as you can see. I shall do it just for the sake of curing my boredom. Well, here goes!

1. DO YOU KNOW, that the first three words of this sentence is wrong? It should be DID you know?

2. DID YOU KNOW, I was actually underweight at the age of 5.

3. DID YOU KNOW, penguins are actually homosexual?

4. DID YOU KNOW, homosexuality is actually passed down from generations.

5. DID YOU KNOW, my house has tons and tons of Archie comics.

6. DID YOU KNOW, I have no darling as of now. (This is in return of Diana's answer)

INSTRUCTION:
1. Do the following w/o compaints...
2. Choose 5 ppl to do these after u have completed urs..
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say tat he/ she is tagged.
4. Start the post with "i have been tagged" then do this.

FAVOURITES:
colour: Yellow
food: Chicken Rice
song: Colin Raye's Love Me
movie: A chinese ghost story
sport: Scuba Diving
Season: Winter
ice-cream: Chewy Sticky Chocolate

CURRENT:
mood: Delighted!
taste: My saliva
clothes: This is dumb. I ain't gonna answer.
desktop: Windows default
time: 1.20 a.m
surroundings: Serene
annoyance: My mom's nagging.
thoughts: When I will be able to go to UK.

FIRSTS:
best friend: She goes by the name of Chew Swee Lin a.k.a Linny~
crush: This might come as a joke. But yeah. It's my best friend.
movie: Terminator. Scared the living hell outta me when I was young.
lie: Today teacher never give homework. Really! (This was how I got out of doing homework.)
music: I can't remember.

LASTS:
cigarette: Smoking sucks!
drink: Water
ride: MRT from Douby Gaut.
crush: Huh?
movie: pirates of the carribean
phonecall: My IRC Mei.
CD: I dun listen to CDs.

HAVE YOU EVER:
dated one of ur best friends: I suppose so. (This question got problem. One of my BEST friend? How can there be more than one BEST friend?)
been arrested: Yeah! Hell Yeah! By Singapore Customs!
skinny-dipped: Not yet. Hopefully soon!
been on tv: Yeah! Gotcha filmed me. =.=
kissed someone you dunno: Kind of. IRC is indeed a scary place.

THINGS:
4 things i did today:
- Drink
- Eat
- Sleep
- And grow Fat!
4 sounds u can hear right now:
- Fan blowing.
- Msn nudge! Stop nudging me you fucking bastards!!!
- My thoughts running in my head.
- My brother talking on the phone.

the chosen 5 to do this:
- Amilia
- Shereen
- Roan
- Jie Yi
- Shi Fu a.k.a Desmond

Finally! This is done! Now I am bored again!

Walking back down the memory lane....

Before we start walking down memory lane, let me start the 100th post with a stupid picture of TAN KAR LIANG.





Oh alright! I was being mean. Just posted up this picture because I find it really intriguing. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!

I am all prepared for the long ordeal ahead for typing this post. Windows Media Player is currently playing "Ni Bu Ai Wo" by Kang Kang. Coffee is placed on the table. Msn Status is set to busy. All done!

So this is my hundredth post. I took some time and looked back at all the entries I have written. It was Sunday, August 29, 2004 that I wrote my very first entry. Why HairlessHeirless? Well, it is a nice pun and I like it! Actually, I was just staring into space that day and this idea just hit me. Glad that everything turned out this way.

This blog has really depict my life. We have been through a lot together. Be it pervert hunting or expressing my feelings, this blog has really stuck with me through thick and thin.

There are also guides which I come up with. Like there was this once on Wednesday, March 09, 2005, I came up with the most useless guide ever! Not only that, I also made stupid entries like this one. I didn't know what made me do this but it certainly is fun reading it again.

What really matters are actually the blog recording down some memorable moments of my life. Memories like working for the first time and recently getting my diver's card is priceless. Memories like this can never be forgotten. After all, that is what a weblog is for isn't it?


With a weblog, how can I ever forget my friends? (CAUTION! ALL MY FRIENDS FEATURED HERE ARE EXTREMELY HOT! PLEASE TURN ON YOUR AIR CONDITIONING AT FULL BLAST AND KEEP ALL ICE CREAMS AWAY FROM THE SCREEN LEST THEY MELT!!!)




OH MY GOD!!! MY GODDESS!! MY SUPER HOT GODDESS!! Lol~

I remember the Year 2001. Peicai Secondary school. Class 1H. I was sitting at the top right corner of the class. You were diagonally opposite me. Boy! You seem so far at that time. I also remember that you might transfer school during that year. Luckily you did not. Am I glad you did that! Never did I know that we would cross each other's path in life.

From being your friend to now a Wet bitch has really made me realise how much you mean to me. So never will we part even though there are a few thousand miles between us. Someone once told me, "Friends are people who are rowing in the same boat towards the same destination." So very true! So stay happy and crazy as you are alright?! Love you to bits!

By the way, someone said that in this picture you look like the celebrity from "My Sassy Girl" Hahaha!



Lady of Noise! It has been a long time since I heard from you Fazzie. I never really got to know all of you till almost June during Secondary 2 and we had to go to different classes already. Although our time together was so little, I had so much fun whenever we had chillouts at my house. Do you still remember the time we watched Final Destination 2 at my house? Hahaha! That was a blast wasn't it? We seriously have to meet up and have a chillout when Lin returns from the U.K



Gen Jie Mei! I really dig it when you call me Xin Mei! Hahahaha! It does indeed sound feminine but everyone else we mixed around with are all females. What to do? Obviously I get treated like one of the girls. Met you in NCC(Sea). Although my time with you is even shorter than the rest, I certainly have to say that I learnt a lot about you despite the time constrain. So many guys asked me, "Why are so many of your friends girls?".

I simply told them, "Would you rather joke and punch around with a bunch of guys or rather go out with a group of beautiful, pure and fun girls?" Gen Jie Mei! Do set some time aside soon so we can all chillout together ok?



HEIKE!!! My fellow Tau Huay friend. I really enjoyed the times we had together eating Tau Huay. All the secrets we shared, all the advice we had given to one another and all the hot gossips we always talk about. Really hope that you have time soon cos this is your second year in JC and things are gonna start getting more difficult from here on. Wish you the best in your coming tests and that you have adequete rest so you do not tire yourself out. Miss you like crazy too!



My DOTA friend, also another crapper. You promised to play DOTA with me once you got back from Malaysia! So where the hell are you now?! I have only one thing to say to you. You changed a lot! I really do not know what has gotten into you but I like it! You changed for the better, but do spend more time with all of us ok? I love your blurness when you were last time. So cute la! Do stay cute as always and be happy!



From the left to right: Qian Bei, Desmond, Diana

You guys really made my day on my birthday. Thanks for giving me so many wonderful memories. What makes this picture so valuable is that Bei Bei is acting cute! We should hang out more often yea? Bei Bei, you are crazy. Period. Desmond. Thanks for all the templates you did for me. I really appreciate it. Diana. You have got to loosen up girl! Be more extrovert! Make more friends! I cannot be alive forever to be your best friend! I would really like to see you have more friends so that I can see you smile and be happy!



Who ever thought up of the name 7 flowers and a dragon? One year with all of you has really whizzed past so fast. I am sad that we have to part for our second year. We would still meet, but how often can that be? Will we be able to go out as the whole group again like we did in the past? Would we have time for each other now that we have new friends again?

To the 7 flowers which I adore so much, I tell you, YES! We will still hang out together and that we would still have time for each other. I believe that if we make an effort, we can still be as close as we did in the past. Sorry that I had to use this Neoprint. Shereen sent it to me. Hahaha! Which reminds me, I have not taken a neoprint with you girls yet. Let's go someday.

Well. It has been a long time since I have blogged in here. This post will be my last post for now. I will be going for a long haitus status. (Actually I already am on one.) To all my friends! I love you all!

Going to be busy with both of my other blogs with my friends. I will be updating here when I feel like it. You can either go surf porn and wank to it to pass time or harress me to blog. Hahaha!

Scandalous!

I am sure everyone has more or less heard about the little NYP's cheerleader escapade. I am also sure that everyone has their own opinions on the whole issue. Ultimately, her fate will be in the merciful (I Hope.) hands of NYP. No one knows for sure what the school will do. For those who are ignorant and know nuts about this matter, here is an excerpt from the newspaper dated, Monday, 20th February 2006.

Nanyang Polytechnic is investigating a rumour that a video clip of one of its students engaging in sexual acts is making its rounds on the internet.

Local forums and blogs have been buzzing with the news of Tammy, said to be a 17-year-old Nanyang Polytechnic Information Technology student who had taped a sex act with her boyfriend on her moblie phone.

Extracted from The Straits Time, Page 4, Monday, 20th February 2006.


My first reaction on hearing this news was, "Oh! Chey! So they fuck! What is the big deal? Its not as if they are the first couple to do that!" That thinking didn't last long until some stupid guy on Mirc told me that they fucked copulated in school. (They did not have sex in school.) On hearing that, I was like, "Oh what the fuck?! They had the audicity to copulate in the school?! They should be put in pig cages and drowned in the sea! Whooops! It's the year 2006! Not 1950s. They should be slapped silly and thrown into jail."

Now all of you must be thinking if I saw the infamous video. Truthfully. I did. Sad to say. Nothing much. Like all guys would say, it is like a "bang bang, goodbye ma`am" kinda thing. Anyway, I found out later that they did not did it in school cos` none of the scenes bore any resemblance to my school.

There are rumours going around that because of her infamous act, she will be expelled. The school claims that expulsion will NOT even be considered, so I suppose Tammy can heave a sigh of relief. I agree that the school should not expel her because she had sex at home! If she had done it in school, then I will give her a pat on her back and say a job well done but I am sorry that I will agree with the school to expel her.

I also checked the internet for the laws in Singapore. They said that the legal age for girls to have sex is 17. That is why the school should not have any notion to expel her either.

Enough about expulsion. Someone said that a girl is jealous of Tammy's popularity and stole her phone and uploaded that scandalous video and passed it around on the net. Some says that she lost her mobile and someone picked it up and discovered the video and passed it on the net.

If all of us think logically, we would know that Tammy would not have lost her phone because something so important will constantly remind her not to lose it. So someone picking it up is an invalid excuse. Now, which leaves us about the girl being intoxicated by jealousy and stealing her phone. This is a possible scenario, bur I feel that things are not as simple as they seem to be. The sole purpose of uploading the video is to shame the victim. I am sure being jealous will not lead to someone doing this right? That person must not be sane to carry out something so inhumane.

If that is so, the school should concentrate on finding the culprit and banishing him to the dungeons putting him/her behind bars. Friends of Tammy (Or they claim to be.) told me that for the past week Tammy has not been in school. If you happen to be reading this Tammy, I wish you would boldy step out and attend school like some other normal kid. Having sex is not a crime. (Unless of cos` you are under 17 years of age.) It is normal. So lift up your chin and go to school. You running away from all the problems now only shows to the antagonist that he has won this battle and you are runnig away with your tail between your legs.

Yes there will be people talking and laughing, but I think you must learn how to deal with that. (Those are probably people who do not get much sex la! So just fuck care them!) As for your parents, I am in no position to talk about how you should go about facing them. It is your own family so your own actions shall decide.

Not more needs to be said. I only think that this issue is so grossly overated. Sex is a normal thing. It ain't a sin. If it was a sin, I rather not atone for my sins. Hahahaha! I am going to stop here. I am being forced to sleep now. Sheesh!

All of the above is just my opinion and has no sense of hostility towards Tammy or whosoever finds this entry revolting. Please stay open minded when reading this and try not to insult Tammy or anyone if you feel strongly for a certain remark made in this entry. Thank you!

Look at what arrived in the mail!






Take a fucking look at this!!!! Can you beat that?! Okok... But if you have got it, flaunt it! Now I am really a certified diver!!! Not DRIVER! So read properly!!!!

Today is valentine day. Sigh~ Spent my day in Ee Lon's house. I should be on the streets holding some pretty girls hand la! Likewise, that is what he thinks so too. Sadly we have no choice but to spend the day together. Oh well. I am sure next year I will be holding a girl's hand.

As I was saying, I got my divers card!!!! Yay! Now I can really dive anywhere in the world! Good thing isn't it? YE SHU YUN!!! Go and take the course!!! I wanna dive with some friends too!!!

This is a bad day!!! Com is malfunctioning again!!!

Valentine's day



Here is a BIGASS nerd picture of me for you to laugh at because I have not been blogging here so oftenly. Laugh all you want cos` I do not look that way anymore! I went to cut my hair today! Now it looks more sucky!

My exams are coming soon so expect lots more from here after the exams! Happy Valentine to all! I am signing out now. Just updating so that this place do not gather dust.

Happy Birthday Tan Kar Liang! May your wishes come true!!!!

Life is good now!

Swamped with projects now

I PROMISE TO BE BACK AFTER I HAVE FINISH ALL MY PROJECTS!!!!

SE7EN X SE7EN = 4OURTY-NIN9

Just stole the title from Desmond's blog. Really bored now and I am not asleep. So I guess it is time to do somethings to pass my time away. Got this from desmond's blog. So visit there to see what he wrote.

Rules: Express your Love for SE7EN and get others to know more about you. ;D Copy and Paste the following into your own blog and complete all SE7EN bullets of the SE7EN questions. Then, pick SE7EN ppl to pass it on! Have fun!

SE7EN things that make me smile:
1) When somebody smiles at me.
2) Being able to see HYN.
3) Being able to see my friends.
4) Sit down and do nothing but stone and enjoy a breeze.
5) Housework.
6) Eating bittergourd.
7) Copulation?

SE7EN ways to win my heart (right now):
(Girls never ever try to win a guys' heart unless they are desperate!)
1) Never smoke!
2) Always wear a smile on your face.
3) Be patient!
4) Be positive!
5) Be crazy!
6) Be nice.
7) Lastly, be a girl!

SE7EN things I believe in:
1) Orgasm is the best feeling in the world!
2) Everything is made in duality.
3) There is no such thing as god.
4) No such thing as love at first sight.
5) We control our future.
6) UFO~
7) Guys that gone through circumcision have better sex!

SE7EN things I'm afraid of that are just BLAH:
(Don't really understand this question, so I'll take it that it is asking for my fears.)
1) Insects.
2) Irrational people.
3) Loneliness.
4) Wrongly accused.
5) UFO abducting me and doing experiments on me.
6) Celery.
7) Losing my friends!

SE7EN things I do everyday:
(Oh what a stupid question.. I second that!)
1) Blink.
2) Shit.
3) Insult somebody.
4) Reviewing my day before I sleep.
5) Think of HYN.
6) Use the computer.
7) Finding a way to get out of the house.

SE7EN people I want to see right now:
1) HYN.
2) HYN.
3) HYN.
4) HYN.
5) HYN.
6) HYN.
7) HYN.

SE7EN people who should also do this:

Anyone. Can't really be bothered if they do it or not.

I am seriously bored.

Spring Cleaning~

Chinese New Year is coming! Having Spring Cleaning now!!! BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!!

Get ready for ang pows!

Another year has passed

Seriously. I still can't get over the fact that it is the year 2006. Which means that I am going to turn 18 soon. Can you imagine how fast time is passing? This is really incredible. I am now in the computer lab and there is a abundance of people. I managed to get on a terminal and I have to sit on the CPU! Can you believe that?! Oh well. I should count myself lucky to be able to get a terminal. Hahaha! I am just afraid that the CPU can't support my weight.

I was clearing my room last night. (As usual.) Looking back at all the worksheets I have done (actually, I didn't do most of them.) in my Secondary School days have certainly made me realise that time has really gone by too fast. It seems like almost yesterday that I just finished the BIG O's. I am dearly missing my classmates from my secondary life. I also miss those people whom I remember during my primary school too.

That is why I found all the class photos I have taken! Yay! They are still preserved nicely in my drawer. It was a little dusty though. Please pardon the low quality of the pictures because they are retaken with a camera. I do not have a scanner. If you are a kind person, you can donate money to me or just personally send me a scanner so that you can enjoy higher quality pictures. Erm. Just kindly offer me to scan the pictures will do.



This picture was taken when I was in Primary One. Everyone looked so cute back then. All so small and fragile. My cousin was in the same class as me! He is on the top row, fifth person from the right. I still remember my teacher. Miss Soong. Now she is happily married. Mrs. Lee I think. I always thought that She is one of the prettiest teacher I have met.

I also remember my partner. She has a problem of lazy eye and she has to don a plaster over her left eye. She is the one sitting on my left. Hahaha! When we were young, partnering with another girl is like she is your girlfriend. So I had to endure all the teasing from the rest. Haahahah! It was funny.



Primary 5. The journey when I was the most lazy. I constantly didn't do homework. Things got so worse that teachers had to write complain notes to my parents in my diary. They also called my parents daily to tell them all the homework I have. Hahahah! My form teacher, Mrs Lim. She is a very scary teacher. I remember not doing my Mathematics Challenging problems and she immediately threw me out of class. Hahaha! She told me also, "Today you wil die a lot of times!" Scary!

However, one good thing came out of all this. I topped the class and was transferred to the best class in EM2 the next year. I was in the worst class in Primay 5. Hahaha!
I topped the class and my Dad bought me a Playstation!



The Fun Shot! Yeah. That is me sticking out my tongue. My Chinese teacher was also another pretty teacher I had. I remember that I was so lazy and I didn't do my work until she got so angry and cried. Woah! Since that day, I never dare to not do her homework.



Primary 6 Diligence. The most memorable time during my primary years. The transition to a new class was difficult. This was the best class in EM2. I was afraid that I would not fit in at all because they were all smart people. My cousin was also in this class. At least I had someone I knew. Hahaha! The people in this class is so close to each other. So much so that at least half of the class would go to an empty grass patch after school daily and play soccer. The girls would go too. Oh my! So memorable. I cried when I had to leave them after PSLE.



The fun shot as usual. Crazy form teacher trying to wring my neck. I guess she must be letting all her suppressed stress out because I didn't do my homework. (As usual) Notice the big haired teacher in the middle? She is the school's dicipline mistress and no one messes around with her. Coincidentally, she is my class's Science teacher.



So here came the transition from a primary school kid to a secondary school delinquent. I could only say that the feeling was really great! I thought I wouldn't like the new school, the people and the teachers but I was sooooo wrong! Ah~ Such memories. This is my Secondary one class picture. Met my first crush in this class. Hahahah! Currently, she is my best friend! Heya Lin~



The fun shot. You can see how nerdy we were when we got into secondary one. The socks were pulled up to the calfs. Hahahah! Now the shorter the better.



Secondary 2. Notice my hairstyle? That is why I never ever want to spike my hair! Cos` I look like an idiot who just woke up! The teacher is one of the best teachers in Peicai! Everyone looks up to her! She is very resourceful and teaches her subject, Litrature well.



The fun shot. I goofed! Secondary 2 is the year that streams us into which subject combination for us to take. That year I wasn't doing quite well but I luckily got into a double pure science stream! Hahahah! Thank my lucky stars!



My favourite teacher!!!!! Phoonie! Hahahah! He is Mr. Anthony Phoon. I prefer to call him Phoonie like how people call Arnold, Arnie. He is a hunk I tell you! Those luscious lips of his. Opps! Did I sound a little gay back there? This teacher of mine had a way of curing my laziness. He threw me out of class whenever it was his lesson. Hahahah! I can remember back then. I was standing outside the class, "You know something? It feels as though I am at the zoo. Looking at a bunch of animals in a cage. (The classroom)"

He instantaneously replied, "I always thought there are more people than animals in the zoo?" Hahahah! That shot me down instantly.



Once again, the fun shot.



He was supposed to stay with us till secondary 4 but that bugger left! Hahahaha! Didn't blame him cos` he has better job offer. Who can stop him right? This is taken when I was in Secondary 4. Time for the BIG O's. Sigh~ I didn't do really well. *gloom*



This is the last fun shot! Hahahah! You can see how crazy my class mates were! All the guys acting cute! Hahahahah!


The picture which I am about to show next is for those who do not believe that I was in the NCC!



IN YOUR FACE YE SHU YUN!!!!

Did you all notice that during the whole of my primary school years, I am always sitting on the first row same area? Sigh~ Who asked me to be short? *gloom*

Missing all my friends!

New Year Resolutions

It is the first of january! Which means the start of a new year! I am so glad that a new year has started! This means everything shall start afresh! So what can we do in the new year? Resolutions of cos`!

Everyone has resolutions for this new year. I am no exception.

MY RESOLUTIONS

1) Lose weight

2) Lose weight

3) Lose weight

Kinda explains much doesn't it?

Today marks the death of my microwave oven. Can you believe it?! It couldn't have picked a better time to conk out on me. I bought it in 1986 and it dies in 2006. That makes him exactly 20 years old. Sigh~ I will miss him. All the memories I had with him. All the good food it cooks. And most improtantly... I can't cook rice now! Damn it!



My beautiful Microwave Oven. How my heart bleeds for you. Sigh~ I will miss you. Thank you for serving me this long. Thank you.

1986 - 2006


Happy new year!

Something nice...

I have to thank Kar Liang for this picture. He created it for me. Such nice art works should not go uncredited.





Thank you so much! I know this picture has been with me for so long. So now I am letting everyone see your nice work of art!

Thank you very much!

Christmas Spirit still lingers!

I know I am at least a day late for this entry but who cares?

I am still in the Christmas spirit! All the caroling, presents not to mention the food! I enjoyed Christmas this year cos` my friends came over and celebrate! It wasn't on Christmas day though. We had steamboat! Hahahah! We took pictures! At my house! Everyone had to wear a skirt on that day. Kinda like a party theme. Hahaha!

So that was on a Thursday if I remember cearly. We met at Bishan to buy the thing for the steamboat. I really have to thank my mother for helping cos` if she wasn't there to help, we might never have steamboat for that night. Buying stuff for steamboat was one thing and prepareing for the steamboat was another.

Thank you very much Mummy!

So we bought like tons of food! Especially the vegetables. We also bought fish balls, meat balls, cuttlefish balls, prawn balls, frankfurters, crab stick and a lot more! You guessed it right. We didn't finish the food. Hahaha!

I also have lots of pictures. Before the steamboat and after the steamboat. Besides, what can you really do with a bunch of girls at your house? Photo-whoring of cos`!



Jie Yi looks positively happy. I guess they must be watching something related to 5566. This was before the steamboat.


Then the Photo-whoring session begins!



What can I say?



Smile for the camera!



Lovely Da Jie!



Da Jie and Joycelin~



Shu Yun and Yu Naing



Group photo whoring~



Wait! I am not ready! One more time!



Much better~






Tons of glorious food!



In my house you can also indulge in a little Mahjong session.



A little more photo-whoring.


After dinner was a small little gift exchange. We even had a bottle of champainge. Peach flavoured. Hahahah! One funny thing about gift exchange is that everyone didn't know who to buy for and almost everyone was in a dilema. Maybe I should not complain cos` I think the girls are having a much more difficult time. I am the only guy in the group so they had to choose their gifts carefully. Hahaha! We drew lots to see whose present we will take. I got Da Jie's present and I love it! It is super cute!



It is Mickey! Nice! I love it! Thank you Da Jie!



Yu Naing got a really cute wallet to match her! (From Wan ying)



Wan Ying got a really cool planner from Amilia.



Da Jie got a lucky charm from Shu Yun. How thoughtful. The charm is for studies. Hahahah! Typical Singaporeans.



Roan got the most precious gift from Joycelin. A book with pictures about us.



Joycelin got my gift from Perlini's Silver. Wonder if she liked it.



Shu Yun got a pair of earrings from Shereen. A lousy attempt to act cute in front of the camera. "=.=



Jie Yi looks positively happy with her gifts from Roan. Those are premium chocolates alright! It cost bloody more than our budget.



Amilia with her towel. Looks cool. Jie Yi certainly has good taste for towels.



Finally the highlight of the night is starting. It is Shereen's birthday on Christmas day. So we bought her a gift.



Eh?! What kind of a gift is this?



Layer after layer...



After layer...



After layer...



After layer...



Finally! Look at all the newspaper!



Oei! I am not ready la! One more time!



Our presents!



Photo-whoring session again! Notice the hand gestures. One to ten! Hahahah!



The previous one was nice. So here is another one for your eyes to feast on.



Bestest of friends!



A memorable day ending with a memorable picture. Wonder if we can still keep this up after our seperation. My feet are in there too! Guess which one is it?


Merry Christmas to all!