I believe...
I believe that the human race will one day evolve to look like aliens.
I believe that planets are actually some kind of blood cell in some fucking huge giant.
I believe that black holes allows us to travel to another side of the universe.
I believe that everything in this world is made in duality.
I believe that for every fear, there is a scientific name for it.
I believe that people have the ability to fly.
I believe that after we die, we will feel like we are sleeping for eternity.
I believe that ghost does not exist in this world. (Shan an, that goes for pontianak too.)
I believe that men's will is the strongest power in this world.
I believe that faith is the easiest and hardest thing to break in this world.
I believe that love is the most important thing in everybody's life.
I believe that fortune telling is full of baloney.
I believe that chivalry is something that every guy must know and show.
I believe that English is the mother of all languges in the world.
I believe that homosexuality also happens to animals and insects.
I believe that jellyfish are aliens that did not know how to fly, thus having to live with us for so long.
I believe that rain is when the earth is crying telling us to stop her demise.
I believe that crabs walk sideways because they have forgotten how to walk forward.
I believe that chakra exist.
I believe that anti-matter will bring us far in the near future.
I believe that all kinds of words can be made into an ambigram.
I believe that all will come to an end one day.
I believe... I believe... What are yours?
I am finally free!
Term break is going to start on the 13th of june and it lasts for two weeks. Sigh~! Feeling bored these few days and I am currently looking for new people to talk to! Anyone just drop me a mail ok? Or add me on msn. I will try and entertain you if you are not so mean. Haha! ICA results for Oral Communications will be revealed on Friday! Man! Wonder how I did? Who cares? All my speeches are impromtu. So what's new about that? Haha!
I am actually kinda mad at something now. I heard from my friend that SquareEnix has sold the right to produce Final Fantasy series to X-Box. Damn! What in the hell are they thinking?! What am I going to do? I cannot possibly afford an X-Box! Fuck SquareEnix! Argh! Somebody buy me an X-Box will ya? Pretty please?
Looks like I will be able to blog more often now and I will be marking an end for the epic of Sebastian by blogging about it some time soon. So just be patient and wait for it. I am waiting for some pictures before I can proceed on. Think I will sign off now. So long~!
I am in need of some source of entertainment. Can somebody just drop me a mail? I will even reply you if it is a hate mail. Serious!
The crazy things Basin kor kor did with his friends.
The trio: Hi!!!! We are back! Did you miss us? We are here to document Wei Xin kor kor's private life. Haha! Maybe not, but perhaps the things he does on an outing with his bunch of friends. Wei Xin kor kor brought some ice cream for us today. It wasn't the usual brand we often it. It was some *ugh!* cheap brand! Wei Xin kor kor! Bring us some better quality ice cream or else we stop being your MCs.
Hai Xiang: I want Haggen Daz Strawberry ice cream!
Fei Fei: I want Ben's and Jerry's Chocholate Fudge ice cream!
Conrad: And I want Movenpick ice cream!
Fei Fei: Let us hurry and get to the main point. So we can get our ice cream! Thank you for the cheap ice cream anyway Wei Xin kor kor. But don't pull the same stunt ever again ok?
Hai Xiang: Here are some pictures to show you how disgusting the ice cream was.
Fei Fei: Haha! Was it really that terrible? You look like you are crying.
Hai Xiang: If you think so. Take a look at this!
Conrad: Hahah! This is a riot! Fei Fei, whatever happened to you? What is with that expression?
Fei Fei: Do you know how difficult it is to smile when you are eating something disgusting? And my dad was forcing me to smile for this picture and this is the best I can do. What about you?
Hai Xiang: You seem mighty happy!
Conrad: Nah! I was taken aback when Wei Xin kor kor handed me the cone. I was thinking, "What an inferior quality product!" So I look kind of surprised instead of happy.
Fei Fei: Enough already! Wei Xin kor kor paid us not to talk about his lousy ice cream but to be his MCs. So why not let us get down to business and get it over and done with?
Hai Xiang: It seems that just Wei Xin kor kor has been hanging out with his friends on friday. I heard from someone that they went round doing crazy stuff. But they sure had some fun! How I wished I could go joined them.
Conrad: Why not let us take a look at the pictures they took?
Fei Fei: Look at where Wei Xin kor kor friend has her finger stuck up at! Haha! Next!
Fei Fei: It seems like Wei Xin kor kor wants the mascot of KFC to "act cute".
Hai Xiang: The next one is my favourite! It was so coincidental that one of his friends had the same hairstyle as the pencil box Picture! Haha!
Conrad: Haha! It sure is such a coincidence! Oh dear! Look at the time! It is time for our nap! Look at Fei Fei! He is falling asleep!
Hai Xiang: Pssst! *Harsh whisper* Fei Fei! Wake up! Everyone is looking at you!
Fei Fei: zzzzZZZZZ!
Hai Xiang: Sigh~! Does this count as sleeping on the job?
What great friends I have! being able to play along with my whim whams! Love them all!
We are the MCs for long time to come!
"I am Hai Xiang!" (From the left)
"I am Hai Liang. Everyone calls me Fei Fei! I don't know why. *Shrugs*" (Center)
"And I am Conrad! Shut up! Don't tell me I am named after a hotel! The hotel was named after me!" (From the right)
Hai Xiang: Basin kor kor has... ooops... I meant Wei Xin kor kor has signed a contract with us to be MCs for his blog. It took him three visits to our house like what Liu Bei did and we gave in. Luckily everytime he came, he has ice cream with him or else I would have made him kneel outside and beg us. Heh heh!
Fei Fei: Yea! He brought the ice cream because I threaten to tell his secret which was that he once...
Conrad: Oei! Shut up lah! We promised not to tell! You better not cost us our lifetime supply of ice cream. Anyways, do not mind him. I have given him a slap Basin kor ko... I meant Wei Xin kor kor. We will do our best and bring laughter to everyone who sees our cute faces. Just bring more ice cream next time ok? I hate having to play scissors paper stone with those two to eat the ice cream. It seems like they can read my mind. Either that or they are conspiring against me!
Fei Fei and Hai Xiang: *Giggles*
Hai Xiang: We are the MCs so you people will be seeing us more often now. Basi... Wei Xin kor kor is busy these few days so he will not be blogging often but do check back yeah? I am sure you will want to see us more.
Fei Fei: Yeah! I am sure the Yilin jie jie would want to see me again! Hello Yilin jie jie! I am on a blog! I am famous now!
Conrad: Hey! Don't waste too much air time lah! Wei Xin kor kor has to study now. This post is just to introduce us remember?
The trio: Do remember to tune in and check back with us ok? But before we sign off, let us do some photo-whoring! Love it!
Fei Fei: That is me! Peeling orange for my Ah ma! She loves me best!
Hai Xiang: Yeah right! *Rolls eyes*
Hai Xiang: That is my daddy there! Oh yeah! Fei Fei is my brother. He ain't heavy, he's my brother... *Sings*
Conrad: And that is me! Cute anot? *Smiles sheepishly*
The trio: So long! Bye for now! See you people soon!
P.s: All the characters used in this post were never hurt in any other way except for the pinching of their cheeks because they are just soooooooo cuuute!!
Don't cry for me my adoring fans!
So sorry that I will have to put off the entry about Seb till much later because I am being very pressurised now. If I do not make a good post out of it, Desmond is going to revert me to my old form. (My blog I mean.) So please pardon me if I have let you down in any way and do still come back and visit because I blog for the sake for people to read. So if there isn't anyone to read my blog, I think I would just give up blogging.
Do not worry my adoring fans! I will be back as soon as possible! Haha!
ICAs are killing me! Someone can take my place?
Things that makes me frown and say, "Fuck You!"
Recently, I have been hanging out with Qian Bei and Desmond. Only to plan the demise of Sebastian. Yes. I have not forgotten about him. I really want to nail this guy. If I could, I would disintegrate him. Turn him into nothingness, make him very volatile so he could just evaporate from the face of the Earth.
Enough about him.
Things that makes me frown and wanna go "Fuck You!".
-I hate people who are already in the lift and when you are entering, they do not bother to press the "door open" button for you. I hope one day they get crushed by the doors, with guys getting their penis crushed and girls, their nice long straight silky hair.
-I hate it when I get a mosquito on the sole of my foot because it cannot help feeling itchy and ticklish whenever I scratch it. Don't you just hate it when it is itchy and yet you cannot scratch it? Even when you do, you hate the tickle on your feet. Bleah!
-I hate writer's block, which is what I am having now. I think they should find a potion which unblock the block in you. I hate it when I am trying to force things out of my brain to write. It always comes to me when I am having class compositions tests. I am sure Phoonie and my classmates can vouch for that. I always hand in unfinished compositions. Haha!
-I hate people who plays their mp3s from their mobiles in the Mrt or Bus. I hope that their brains get fried and they become retarded people. Wait a minute! They are already retarted. Don't they know that it is so stupid and noisy?
-I hate waiting five minutes spent to cook the cup noodles. Whenever I cook a cup noodle, I would always keep looking at the clock and it seems like an eternity. Sometimes I would find myself donig other things to keep myself occupied for the next five minutes and it always results in myself forgetting that I cooked the cup noodles. It turns out I will have cold and soggy noodles to munch on.
-I hate people who comes up to me and asks for donations. You all should know. Haha! More need not be said.
-I hate people who stare at other privates when I am urinating at the urinal. How I wish there and then I had the power of Medusa so that I can turn their penis into stone. Jealous that I can be a tripod? Too bad.
-I hate it when my computer malfunctions as I really am a computer idiot and I the knowledge I have about computers is what you can fit on a pinhead. I think I rather stick to computer games and blogging.
-I hate people who are disabled yet still able to work begging for money on the streats. My brother always sees this man who cannot walk always begging for money outside his secondary school. There was once he saw the man on a wheelchair along the streats of Geylang looking for prositutes. What is that?! Donating money to him for his leisure?
-I hate rain.(Pardon the pun. Not you Rain. The weather!) It spoils all my outdoor plans and I hate walking in the puddles of water after the shower. Always gets my pants and shoes wet.
The list goes on and on. What more can I say? Projects are killing me! Sigh~!
Your likes are my hates and your hates are my likes. We do not see eye to eye, so steer clear of me.
A Star Wars die hard fan I am.
"Speak as Yoda do!"
Blogged in Yoda's language this whole entry shall be. Haha! Serious I am.
Recieved the second Oral Communications ICA I have. To gather everyone together and make them cooperate easy it is not. About informative presentation this ICA is. To find out and research about a company we have and also a speech about its vision and achievements we have to give. Pilling up other modules ICAs there are and driving me bonkers it is. However, things to learn there will be.
Talk about school enough it is, move on we must. My dad's birthday commence tomorrow it will. Lost for words I am now. Blog in this way for how much longer can I? Stand it no more I can!
Argh! Alright! Back to nice perfect English. I wonder how Yoda speaks like that. He must be quite a quiet person. Wonder if all of you could understand what I have been typing so far. I cannot be bothered to type it all once more, so just go find out yourself.
I have already watched Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. It was a spectacular show as it starts off at a climax. You can see the changes in Anakin Skywalker throughout the show and why he turned to the dark side. Many have wondered why Darth Vader has to wear that stupid black helmet which makes him look like a minion instead of a Sith lord. You are all in luck as this episode will reveal the reason for the helmet. Not spoiling too much of the show, go watch it! It is worth the $9.50.
I think I will end today's boring entry now because I am just as bored as you guys reading this.
I will be blogging about farts in the next entry. So do keep a lookout cos' the next entry is gonna blow you off your chair!
Reminiscing the past.
When my uncle was searching for the tape to play, I was suddenly thrown into a deep thought.
"I wonder how much I have changed? Did I change for the better? I wonder how much my family members have changed?"
All these questions were flashing in my head. Suddenly, my thoughts were abruptly broken by the screams that filled the still air. My eyes were then focused on the screen and images of my family members when they were younger filled my mind. I was amazed by how much we had changed.
Right there and then, I was taken back into time and was reminded of the times I had as a child. Being young and innocent then, I saw myself playing with toys and games with my cousin. It was then so carefree. I had no worries and school work was not much of a problem. As the video gradually played on, time had passed in a flash and I saw myself grew up. I was then hit by another thought.
"So this is what my parents are seeing everyday. I wonder when my turn will be?"
There were laughter and crying during the course of the video. Parents shedding tears of happiness upon seeing their children growing up and laughter from the kids that were once toddlers and doing funny antics in front of the camera. All the celebrations were captured and recorded through the lens of a machine. Constant laughter and screaming were heard whenever something funny was being played. It was certainly fun to see yourself again in the past.
When the video ended, I realised that so many things have changed and happened then. During christmas last year, my family had a celebration at my small aunt's condominium. The party was held in a function room and the children and teenagers were putting up performance to entertain the parents. I took part and together with my cousin strumming the guitar while I sang a song. I remember so clearly the song that I sang. It was "You say it best, when you say nothing at all" by Ronan Keating. Sadly, the camera was not working on that day so there was not a recording at all. Only flashes from the digital cameras recorded that day.
I said a statement out loud which then made everyone nodded in agreement.
"It would be a great feeling to see ourseleves again on the television ten years later on that occasion."
P.S: I have found out something in english. Normally we would say this. "If I were the boss, I would sack you." In actual fact, that sentence is wrong. The word 'sack' is not a verb. Therefore, we cannot use it in this way. The correct way of using it is, "If I were the boss, I would have given you the sack." That is the correct way as 'sack' here would be a noun. Everyone understand?
Ten years down the road. I would love to see myself again.
NC 16
*Fume*
I am having a fucking bad day! I want to fucking swear and curse because I am having a fucking bad day! Please pardon me for my language today because there are a lot of people I want to curse. It all began on a crappy Tuesday morning. I set the alarm to remind me to return a fucking cheap library book. Somehow or rather, the damn kknb phone did not ring and I totally forgot about it. That did not stop and I forgot to return that cheap fucking book on Wednesday too.
Not wanting to make the same dumb mistake, I got smarter and told someone to remind me. Hurray! It works like a charm! I made my way happily to the library after school and was hoping to pay the fine as soon as possible. Guess how much the fine was? It is fucking measly 20 cents. What is more absurd is this. I have to pay the damn knnbccb fine with a cashcard or NETs. What the fucking knnb hell?! For a fucking measly 20 cents?! I can throw ten of that miserable 20 cent coins right in your fucking old wrinkled cb face! In my whole life I have never owned a cashcard or NETs. I have to fucking buy one card to pay that miserable son of a bitch fine! I was totally fucking cb pissed off. I walked off in a hurry and loudly commented what a stupid library it was.
I do not see why I have to fucking own a cashcard you fucking piece of old shitbag at the library. Firstly, I do not drive a car and thus there isn't the fucking need to have a cashcard. Secondly, it is a fucking 20 cents fine. How much do you want to fucking earn? Argh!
I went to watch House of Wax with Qian Bei and Diana. I had a plesant day with them until this guy came up to us for donations. Why can't this guy fucking read my blog and know how much I fucking hate this kind of people? I was using tatic number one. Raising his hopes only to completely dashing it later, but someone took out money first and wanted to donate. I could not remember who. Why?! I had to donate to that fucker! Knn! Why couldn't he just pick other people? There was one thing though. He was desperately trying to speak in an accented way but only to fail terribly. Adding salt to the wound, I spoke to him in my accented perfect English! He was using too many singlish with his fake accent. Haha!
On my way back, I once again met with bad luck. I took a bus home and just a stop before my stop, I had to meet a bus conductor! Ccb! I paid only a dollar and the fare was not enough. The damn bus conductor demanded I pay another one dollar and thirty cents to buy a new ticket. I paid and got down to change bus. Fuck you bus conductor! May you get knocked over by a bus and heavens shall send its bolts of lightning on you. Who said that lightning does not strike the same place twice?
Sigh! I do not know what is getting to me? For me to be abe to type this entry, maybe I have been suppressing too much stress. At least I got everything off my chest and I am feeling better. Oh well! I think I shall stop or else the bus conductor and librarian will go and da xiao ren. Haha!
I am having the worst time of my life! Fuck it!
Who is responsible?
My main focus of this entry isn't actually about homosexuals... But the parents who have things to say about this issue... Watching the news over the recent years have made me realised that whenever teenage problems arise, their first comment would be "The school should do..."
True enough, today's news about teenage girls acting imtimate... The parents only have got one thing to say... The school should teach them this and that and blah blah blah... What exactly made them say that? Are schools responsible for teaching your child not to be homosexuals? What are schools for? A childcare centre for your kids to spend their time in the morning and afternoon? A school is a place where people, usually young people are educated... Education itself tells us that our kids are actually going to school to learn academic stuff and no more than other stuff... Why has the society warped so much that even civics and moral is something the school has to teach? Aren't our moral values and civicness be taught by our parents? Since when has teachers been labelled as parents? If so, why call them teachers? Shouldn't we call them Father or Mother? What are the roles of parents now? Earning money to feed their offsprings? That is one... But shouldn't they be teaching life lessons too? They should know their child better than no one else isn't it? So aren't they the best candidate to educate their young? Its like a mother bird teaching her little child how to fly and hunt... Who else can teach? A lion? Does a lion knows how to fly?
Just imagin the burden of the teachers nowadays... Having to control an average class of forty students is not easy.. On the surface it might seem that they give only one assignment... But what about her assignments? It is mutiplied by forty! So who's life is much more worse? And to top it off, she has to worry about moral values of your child? Although I have never been a good student, I can understand the stress teachers are facing and it isn't easy to cope at all... Marking assignments are not easy one bit... Having to check every single mistake for forty times... It is not enjoyable at all... So why don't you parents just make the teachers' life a little easier by taking your child in hand and stop blaming the school for not doing YOUR job?!
I would really like to see a little change in the society... If the teachers are responsible for your children, why should they work and give you allowances when they grow up? They should be giving it to the teachers... I wonder how all of you think about this? Do discuss... I would really like to hear all of your comments...
Teacher. One who slogs it out for the future of the children and gets nothing in return. I salute you!
Seven seven forty nine makes a square...
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Think hard everyone... Best of luck to all!
Maaf! Maaf!
Alright! To the main thing... Nanyang poly is a stupid place whereby the computer actually denies my entry to view my tagboard and my counter... So I will most probably be communicating with you guys through the comment feature... So do look out for any comments... And I think you people have to do that too... Yeah I know... Commenting is irritating because you still have to log in and think of what to type... But do do me this favour and just communicate with me through comments...
Next, Poly life is better now... And I think fate is conspiring against me... It put me in the same group with a person I hate!!! Damn it! Sigh! Work is piling up and I wonder how my counter is doing.... Argh! Hate this feeling! I am currently doing a book review to present for a module... This presentation is my very first ICA so I am quite excited about it... I mean... Asking me to talk in front of the class? I love it! Oh! The book I am doing on is by Dan Brown... Angels and Demons.... It is a great book...
Diana: Hey! When are you coming back? I am so missing you already... Contact me sometime yeah? I will always be there... Just come to me for anything... Don't worry too much yea? Also... Do cheer up... i feel sad whenever my friends are sad too.... Oh yeah! Me and Qian Bei have decided that we want to pick you up from the airport... Do tell us when ok? I will try my best to make it... Just make sure it isn't a Monday night cause I have night classes.... Take good care of yourself ok? Wanted to type something in Indo for you but I just don't know the words...
Sebastian will get it... Trust me! Do stay in contact with me my readers...
Saturday is coming...
Sigh! What am I to do? Argh! I hate it whenever they use this tatic to make me coerce... Think I will have revert back to my old ways and go to my trusty cousin to use the net... Sigh! What is this world coming to? What have I done to deserve this? Is it justifiable to deprive a child from his only connection to the technology world? Argh! Nothing much has happened actually... But many things are going to happen on Saturday! Haha! Just wait patiently people! Nice things are coming your way...
I am planning to change my blog's template... Going to change to a new one soon... I got Desmond to help me with it... I gave him the theme I wanted and how I wanted the layout to be... So wait also readers! I will most probably update it too on Saturday... All of you will be in for a surprise when I update it... The theme especially... Haha! I love Desmond to bits! Thank you for helping me with it... I gtg now... My lecturer is starting the class soon... Do come back and read yea? And support me... Hahaa!
Sebastian... Your demise is near... Start praying.... Your ass will be kicked by me!
Drastic actions for drastic measures...
This is what I want to talk about today... Hopefully creating awareness for the others that I want people to like me for who I am and not like me for who I should be... Just had a conversation with one of my girlfriends... She said that I am being mean in class giving comments when not needed... Yes! That is what I am! Saying that I should change the way I say about things... I am a blunt person... If you are lousy at singing, I will just say it in front of you that you suck! Hurting your feelings? Well, why? Afraid to admit that you do suck? Haha! Probably that is what is keeping people from voicing themselves out... So are we all going to lie every single time? I very much doubt so... Package it in a nicer way? Haha! Isn't the results same? Packaging your words is just something to make yourself feel better and escape from guilt that you just hurt someone... Telling yourself that "I meant it in the nicest way already... So I am not at fault if she is hurt..." Well, think again...
If you still feel that whatever is written in the previous paragraph is confusing, it is just how I feel about my classmates now... Is it something bad to voice out your opinions? Why do I have to say it out loud for people to hear? Because I want to be heard... What good is a comment if it is kept to yourself? Is the person you are commenting on going to improve if you keep it to yourself? Be bold and blunt I rather say... There wouldn't be improvements in this world if there is no such thing as commenting... So how does one percieve what is good and what is bad? This is such a subjective subject... (Pardon the pun..) Anyone can plainly see that how good and bad is defined is through the feelings of the consensus towards the matter.... So is it justifiable that I get condemned for not thinking like the majority?
So do think twice about what kind of a person I am... Saying things like this when all you have seen is all my skin and not deep inside... Are you sure you want to judge me now? Why not give us more time to talk and get to know each other better? I am sure there are people out there who thinks I am really a good listener and gives constructive comments rather than a cold blooded idiot who shoots his mouth off... Time will heal all wounds as they would, pull people closer....
Getting to know someone is like eating warheads. (A kind of candy) It starts off tasting sour, but gradually over time it turns sweet... Don't you people think so?
Blogging will cease for awhile...
*Updated portion*
Alright! I had a few little things done on my blog... I am going all out to publicise my blog... Hoping that people would take notice and become as successful as Desmond's blog... Well, all that has been changed is due to Desmond's handiwork... So thank him for revamping a little of my blog... Also, there is some problem with the tagboard... So I decided to do away with it for awhile because it takes a long time to load my blog... Stupid tagboard... Planning of Sebastian's demise is coming along well... you all should be able to see the next entry by next saturday latest... Sorry that it will take so long... But I promised you a great entry didn't I? So be patient and wait ok?
Note to Desmond: Love you to bits for helping me make these stuff... You must be feeling bored to be able to help me... The next thing that you are gonna change shall be my skin! Muahaha!!! I am gonna exploit you! Muahaha!
Sebastian! Just you wait! I shall punish you for I am doing justice a favour! Not to mention a favour for your wife too...
Relation between guys and cyber sex...
But before we go on, let me briefly tell you what to expect... I do have real live information like a conversation with some sick guys here... (Thanks to the courtesy of my friend...) And this information is not suitable for kids under the age of 16... So Nicholas, if your brother is reading this, please prevent him... Thank you! And let's just move on... Stop cursing me Desmond! I just sneezed...
The world of technologies... It is surprising to see how it has evolved over the years... When I first saw a computer, all I could think was... What is this thing? And why are there alphabets on this rectangular board? And the first thing I did on a computer was computer games... Need more be said? Haha!!! It didn't take long for people to invent the internet and the encyclopedia became obsolete... So that also sparked off a series of event in the world... It works like a double edged sword... The good and bad... Almost like Yin and Yang... As you know for today's topic, yeah... We're gonna talk about the bad side of it...
As our topic title goes, cyber sex is widely known around the globe... It is done through chat rooms whereby people, usually of opposite gender would talk erotically to one another to induce some erotical thoughts into their mind which in turn heightens the pleasure while (I am gonna be open minded...) masturbating to the chat... How it is usually done? Well... There are many ways to go about doing it... Most people would start by telling a story which both parties will describe what they will do to their partner... Let me just give one sentence as an example yea? (Desmond must be very excited by now...)
"I let my forefinger run down the side of your body slowly as I pressed my lips against yours."
Ok! That was one sentence... Now do you get the point? It can be continued by either of the party... So... Actually, up till now I have not touched on what I really am trying to say... If you feel lost, sorry... But just continue reading yea? So, I will now show you some real life conversations which involved one of my friends where she met this pervertic maniac...
psycho_sick83: hi there
psycho_sick83: how are ya chiness doll !
psycho_sick83: this is shari. 22 male , pic on pro from pakistan
Anonymous: hey !
psycho_sick83: yes
psycho_sick83: waz ur asl
Anonymous: 17 f singapore,chinese
psycho_sick83: nice
psycho_sick83: hey buddy....i m soo hot rite now....i wanna cum........
psycho_sick83: can u help me/order me/command me.....
psycho_sick83: allow me so i can stroke my cock...
psycho_sick83: pleaseeeeeeeee
psycho_sick83: dont shy!........say
psycho_sick83: comeon! im waiting for ur orders
BUZZ!!!
Anonymous: hahahhahahhaa
Anonymous: u making me laugh
Anonymous: oh boy...
psycho_sick83: im damn serious........
psycho_sick83: im your slave.....take me as a slave..
psycho_sick83: i wont touch untill you permit me
Anonymous l: oh cool ! i have a slave
Anonymous: hahahhaa
psycho_sick83: comeone babe! teach me, order me...
Anonymous: okay... sit !
psycho_sick83: mmmm!.....yesss...
Anonymous: roll ?
psycho_sick83: mmmmm..........
psycho_sick83: my clothes on.......
Anonymous: handshake ?
psycho_sick83: ahhhhh........
psycho_sick83: babe!..say all wat ever in ur mind........
psycho_sick83: im laying straight on my bed...keyboard over my legs.....and ma cock burning inside my undies
psycho_sick83: hey!.....
Anonymous: hmmm... let me think
psycho_sick83: yesss....
Anonymous: fetch
psycho_sick83: mmmm....
Anonymous: roll around
psycho_sick83: ok.........
Anonymous: u really enjoy tt ?
psycho_sick83: yessss..........
psycho_sick83: i touch ma cock outside pants........
psycho_sick83: babe!...can i touch it again.....
psycho_sick83: uh!....i will do exactly as you say
Anonymous: how can i be convinced tt u r doing wat i'm telling u to ?
psycho_sick83: uhhhhh....you can be convinced.....i just believe and do as u say.......u will be convinced after hearing my shouts, breath....
psycho_sick83: im in ma room....doors locked....windows closed.....
psycho_sick83: Trust Me......
Anonymous: okay
Anonymous: open the doors and windows
psycho_sick83: now please........can u start.......
Anonymous: lick ur elbow
psycho_sick83: ummm........
Anonymous: y ?
Anonymous: u r my slave , i'm ordering u to do it
psycho_sick83: uhhhhhh!....okkkkkkkkkk
psycho_sick83: i had open the doors n windows.....
psycho_sick83: mmmmm..
psycho_sick83: i lickkkk
psycho_sick83: ahhhhh
Anonymous: u sure u did ?
Anonymous: are u being a good boy ?
psycho_sick83: uhh....i didddd...........
psycho_sick83: yessss.........
psycho_sick83: moreee.......
Anonymous: how dare u lied !
Anonymous: no humans on earth can lick their elbow !
psycho_sick83: many ways to lickk...........
psycho_sick83: uh!.........
psycho_sick83: dont be angryyy.......
psycho_sick83: ur slave apoligizing u.........
Anonymous: slap urself !
psycho_sick83: hhhhhhhh.......i did...can u hear the sound ....
psycho_sick83: i slap on my face.......
psycho_sick83: keep ordering !.......
psycho_sick83: heyyyy.........
psycho_sick83: pleaseeeeeeeeeee
psycho_sick83: dont leave me lik that
Anonymous: shave ur legs
psycho_sick83: shave or shake?
Anonymous: shaveeeeeee
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhh
Anonymous: u understand ?
Anonymous: i don't want hairy legs
psycho_sick83: babeeee.....i cant shave my legs rite now , but next time u will see the shinny legss
psycho_sick83: my legss are wide openn
Anonymous: close ur legs
Anonymous: get on ur feet
Anonymous: and get a shaver
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: uhhh...i will get a shover when umake me cum so much
Anonymous: put on a red lipstick
psycho_sick83: mmmmmmmmmm
psycho_sick83: can i touchh my penusss?........
psycho_sick83: please ........
psycho_sick83: ahhhhh....
psycho_sick83: ur teasing me soo muchhh
psycho_sick83: my legs shiveringgg
psycho_sick83: i cant put red lipstick...i dont have it ..
psycho_sick83: ur slave requesting u.........allow him to touch his penus
Anonymous: use the lipstick
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: i willll............
psycho_sick83: dear mistressss allow ur slave to touch ........
psycho_sick83: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: plssssssssss
Anonymous: u r slave, u have no rights
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhh.......
psycho_sick83: i am beging you
psycho_sick83: can u type fast my mistress....
psycho_sick83: ur slave needs you soo much
Anonymous: get an ice cube and put it in ur pants
psycho_sick83: shitttttttt
psycho_sick83: its hurtingggggggg
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: i puttttt....inside pants and outside penties..
psycho_sick83: shittt........
psycho_sick83: heyyyyyyyyyyy
psycho_sick83: mmmmmmmmm
psycho_sick83: my cock is getting hard.......
Anonymous: make it soft
psycho_sick83: where u goo?......
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: babee..........damn.......i wanna stroke it
psycho_sick83: please.......keep ur eyes on me!...order me to strokeit
psycho_sick83: pleaseeeeee
Anonymous: do 40 sit ups
psycho_sick83: uhhhhhhh...........
psycho_sick83: 40 sit ups.........
psycho_sick83: ?
Anonymous: do it !!!!
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhhh
psycho_sick83: i stroke 40 times ups?...that is u mean to say
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhh!
psycho_sick83: ahhhh.........
Anonymous: i want 40 push ups
psycho_sick83: ahhhhhhhh
As you can see from this, this guy is totally sick... Althought his method was not what I mentioned ealier, but there was pleasure which he derived from taking orders from a lady... But my point is... Why are there people like this? Especially men... Why? It does not end here... I have another conversation... Here goes...
naiwhyekhian: hi
Anonymous: hey
naiwhyekhian: I am sebastian age 38 married u mind chatting ?
Anonymous: i dun mind
Anonymous: asl pls
naiwhyekhian: i am sebastian age 38 married u mind chatting ?
naiwhyekhian: u asl pls?
naiwhyekhian: hello r u there ?
Anonymous: oh
Anonymous: sorry
Anonymous: 17 f singapre,chinese
naiwhyekhian: i c
naiwhyekhian: still studying ?
Anonymous: yup !
naiwhyekhian: sec 4 ?
Anonymous: nope
Anonymous: i finished sec 4
naiwhyekhian: now awaitng for poly ?
Anonymous: yup
Anonymous: u must be from sgp, i presume
naiwhyekhian: yup
Anonymous: hahahaa
naiwhyekhian: so today nvr go out with bf ?
Anonymous: today ? it's 1.43 am my dear fren
Anonymous: i dun have a bf
naiwhyekhian: ic
naiwhyekhian: u r funny
naiwhyekhian: yr profile only show yr backside
Anonymous: hahahahhaa
Anonymous: well...always been hoping ppl will kiss my ass but none will
Anonymous: i'm glad i found a giant pic
Anonymous: i did tt outta fun
naiwhyekhian: i wan to kiss yr ass can ?
Anonymous: hahahha ! wat i meant was
Anonymous: sucking up to me
naiwhyekhian: i can lick u if u want
naiwhyekhian: u there ?
Anonymous: hahahaha ! are u giving me a dirty talk ?
naiwhyekhian: well if u dun mind ?
naiwhyekhian: or else
naiwhyekhian: hello r u there ?
Anonymous: sorry
Anonymous: yes i mind
Anonymous: 'coz u r old enuf to be my dead
Anonymous: sorry
Anonymous: dad
naiwhyekhian: well to be friend I ever have s...x with a girl of yr age
Anonymous: hahhaa
Anonymous: there's no need to have any censorship
Anonymous: well... tt's sad
Anonymous: are u facing prob in ur marriage?
naiwhyekhian: nope
naiwhyekhian: Just for fun and excitment
naiwhyekhian: i break her virgin, she ask for it
Anonymous: i'm feeling sorry for her
Anonymous: too
naiwhyekhian: why ?
Anonymous: i think it's a lost
naiwhyekhian: lost of wat ? virgin?
Anonymous: not just virginity
naiwhyekhian: then ?
Anonymous: she'll regret someday
Anonymous: when she truely met a guy who's meant for her
naiwhyekhian: well that guy might not be a virgin guy mah
Anonymous: hmmm...well... my fren , i guess it's hard to explain it to u
naiwhyekhian: Well she ask for it, so I do it lor
naiwhyekhian: I met her at the pub, then we chat
Anonymous: i see
Anonymous: still in contact wif her ?
naiwhyekhian: yes
naiwhyekhian: we meet once in a while
naiwhyekhian: but we seldom do that one unless she ask for it
Anonymous: i see
Anonymous: did u think of wife when u r doing it ?
naiwhyekhian: yes
naiwhyekhian: sometime no
Anonymous: do u have any sense of guilt ?
naiwhyekhian: nope, i do it when she ask for it why should i have ?
Anonymous: so u meant ur wife encourage u to do it tt's why u don't feel guilty ?
Anonymous: 'coz she approve ?
naiwhyekhian: she dun know lar
Anonymous: u make it sounds as if it's the girl's fault and not urs
Anonymous: tt u r forced to do it
naiwhyekhian: well i nvr force her at all, she is the one that wan it as a guy i give in lor
Anonymous: no i din say u force her to
Anonymous: i say u make it sounds as if she force u to do it
Anonymous: tt u have to do it
Anonymous: now u say, as a guy u give in
naiwhyekhian: yah lor
Anonymous: i don't think tt's a gentleman act
naiwhyekhian: WHY ?
Anonymous: hahahhahaa
Anonymous: u ask me why
Anonymous: i'm starting to suspect if u know the defination of marriage
naiwhyekhian: well......................
Anonymous: oh dear... no wonder singaporean ladies don't wanna get married
Anonymous: tsk tsk tsk...i guess my future marriage life is at risk
I am disgusted... by his horrendous English actually... Haha! But, look at this? What is the meaning of it? Men losing themselves to the thoughts of sex... I am so ashamed to be a male... It has made me realise that man do really only think about sex... I recently went into chat rooms, hoping to scoop out some reasons why guys always want to talk about sex... But sadly, the guys in there are always against talking to people of the same gender unless they are homosexual... It is easy to identify a male in a chatroom... The first thing they will always say when starting a conversation with you would be this question...
"Asl?" (It stands for age, sex and location...)
I answered them truthfully and all the response I got was a bye or they will just ignore me... I myself am a male too... Writing this whole entry really makes me feel ashamed... Why has society veered its path this way? There has to be some logical explanation to which why males to these kind of things... The eagerness for lust? To potray the male dominance? Where has all the chivalry gone to? Lost in dark ages? What about the utmost respect we have to treat a female with? Where has all of it gone to? The males in mordern civilisation really has gone haywire... Simple things like holding the door for the females has already dissappeared... Not to mention, seating the ladies, help them as often as possible and so much more...
Why is this so? The guys in my poly now is making a big fuss whenever I hold the door for my class females to pass... They take me like some kind of joke and always wonder why I treat the ladies like god... Sigh~! What am I suppose to say? Girls are suppose to be treated with utmost respect? Haha! I'll probably only have girls as friends in my school... Sheesh... Why can't guys just be more sensitive? Haha! I am like complaining about my own kind... Well... This is true... I do hope that someday, respect towards women will return and stays for good!
P.s: Peng Ren's blog has been added to my links... do check it out yea?
Emotions... When will guys be able to feel them?
Ten things to do when someone comes up to you for donation...
Yes! I have finally drilled a hole!!! I got to hold a drill and drill a bloody hole!!! Although it isn't big enough to fuck it... But... It was exhilarating! Can you imagine holding the damn heavy drill and drill the brains out of the wall? Just for bonus pleasure, imagine your worst enemy on the wall and drill his brains out! Haha! Feels great doesn't it? Alright! I have decided... After the whole hotel project is finished, I am gonna ask my mom to book a room in the hotel at the 14th level and say there for a night... Hahaha!! Crazy idea... But isn't it just great to stay in a room where all the wires and appliances are single handedly done and set up by you? Gives you something to be proud with... I can just feel it! The satisfaction, pleasure, exhilaration, and of course the excitment in staying in the room... But anyways, school is gonna start soon and I am stopping work on 14th of April.... Yay! Then it will be payday! Should be recieving enough money to buy a PSP! Yes! I wanna buy it... So I dun have to feel bored on buses anymore... Shan't digress anymore... To the main topic!
Ever feel that you just can't seem to say no to someone who walks up to you and asks you for a donation? Be it two dollars, five dollars or even ten dollars, you just cannot say no to the person... Well, fear no more cos Professor Ah^Wei is teaching you methods to shake them off... You may ask... "Why are you so heartless? Giving is a kind of blessing... What if it was you who needs the donations?" People, I ask of you... How often do you personally see that the donated money goes into the hands of the intended reciever? There are already certain cases whereby donations are stolen... So just how trusty can a volunteer get? Hope you people get my point... Anyways, here are the top ten ways to shake them off....
Top ten ways to shake off a person who asks for donations
Number 10
Simply act like you are in a hurry and just walk away without saying anything...
This is effective only when your acting skill is great... They wouldn't dare bother you... It would be better if you are holding your phone to your ear and acting like you are asking your friend where to meet him... This will ensure that they dare not even look you in the eye....
Number 9
Just say NO!
Where have all the practising in saying No to drugs and ciggies gone to? Didn't we all role-play and took turns saying No in school? Put it back into practice! You must sound assertive and determined... That is the way to go!
Number 8
I call this the "Show them you are poorer" tatic...
Before you pull this stunt, make show you conceal all your money so that the people do not see it anywhere... First, say that you do not have money... then go on to flash your empty wallet and then jokingly ask if they would donate some to you instead....
Number 7
This is where handphones are very useful... Talk to it!
This is way easy and works almost 80% of the time... Only people with a great deal of courage dare to interupt you while you are talking... If that ever happens, use either number 10, 9 or 6 to deal with it...
Number 6
This is rude but works for me... Just spread your palm wide open and when she is about to speak, place it in front of her face...
Downright rude but that is the whole idea right?
Number 5
I call this the "I do not understand English..."
This is fairly simple... But it might back fire... If a malay comes up to you, speak Chinese... If a chinese come up to you then try speaking a dialect if you yourself is a chinese, if not speak Malay or Tamil... But sometimes you might meet a malay speaking in chinese... Then follow up the act in chinese and use either of the tatics mentioned...
Number 4
This would be in conjunction to the previous one... Act deaf and mute!
Just act dumb!
Number 3
Strategically walk behind people...
This one needs some elaborating... Always walk behind groups of people... This way, they will have to face the music before you do... Keep a vigil watch for stalking predators... (The people who asks for donations...) Plan out your route properly and then put it into action... This is by far one of the most difficult to master... hahah!!!
Number 2
Give the "I am pissed off... Don't disturb..." look
This is kinda tricky... You have to send the right message... Wrong message and you are inviting them to your doorstep... It is difficult to act pissed when you are quite happy... One person you can learn from though is Stanley... Just learn to act his face when he is angry... All the people will scramble outta sight....
Number 1
This is the last one... (At last!) This is the most stupid... But kinda great if you win... I call this the "Talk, raise hope and decline" tatic...
Haha!!! This one involves in conversing with the person itself... Do not attempt to try it if you have no confidence... First listen to him... Let him say his piece and then look eager... Next, ask him questions like "How do I know that this money I donate wouldn't fall into your hands?" Let him answer... Then in the end, reject him... Mean huh? I know... I do that all the time... :) Sometimes I meet even the rude kind... I always threaten to sue them for what they say and make them apologise... Haha!!!!
P.S: The information above is not in any order... So being at number one does not mean it works the best... Use as you deem fit...
Sigh! This is all for this entry... Will have more next time... Sneak peak... Something to do with cyber sex... Haha!! Desmond... I see the gleam in your eyes already... Haha!!!
All evil begone! I hate walking in Orchard road that is full of people asking for donations...
Whee! First and second day at Work!
Not only the people there are nice,( Icludes the Indian and Banglah workers... They really are nice...) there are also so many things to learn... I am very sure when I finish my work there, I will know much more about homemaking... Even though I only helped by setting up the wires and doing some other odd jobs, I could see how serious they were in doing their jobs.... In fact, most people have the wrong idea that only the stupid kind of people go and do this kinda work... You people are so wrong! They are certainly not smart academically but they are smart in a way that they do things very smartly... And they think really fast for a solution when they foul up...
All I did today was not much but it really drained me... I had to help my boss connect the wires for the whole room and put up the trunking... (which is the pipe that contains the wires...) Then after that, I was told to go pick up the lose wires on the floor and place it in a bag... They said they could sell those wires for money... Great idea! So I went to do it until it was time for lunch... Oh sorry... I forgot to tell you guys what my consturction is about... They are currently wiring the newly built hotel rooms and also all the things that is needed to be done to make a hotel room... The room I am working in is now bare... Walls not painted, floor not tiled and walls not plastered...
The picture below shows how I got the job... My dad contacted his friends and well... You know the rest... I gtg... Mom wanna use the computer... Will update this entry with more info and as well add a new entry... Hopefully by tomorrow...
Updated:*
Sigh~! Sorry to keep you guys waiting for so long... Since I am updating this entry, I might as well just write what happened over the past few days... Hahaha.... About work? I have so much more to write about actually but I do not know where to start... My first and second day of work has indeed let me see things which I really did not expect to see.... You might all think that the workers there are matured... However, they are not!! I really am surprised... You will always hear the malaysian workers saying Tamil profainities whenever they see some Indian workers and the Indian workers... Yea... They start saying profainities in dialect... Hahahaa!!! Quite funny...
One weird thing has been going around the site is that there has been sightings of ghosts... Hahaha.... Word has it that the hotel staff had seen some person dressed in white walking along the corridors of the site.... Time of sighting is about 10 p.m... I wonder if its true... Workers who did O.T till about that time also heard indistinct chatting through the air duct... And weird thing is, people who were outside the site could see some white thing beside the workers but workers could not see them... Hahaha.... There were also ghosts stories... Saying this one hotel, where quite a few family encountered this ghost... The hotel unit was at the corner end of the corridor... The interior of the room (Please try to visualise...) is such that if you stand at the door facing into the room, the windows would be right opposite you... The space between the window and door is occupied by a couch and tv placed perpendicular to the window... So, as the story goes... A family was seated on the couch watching tv when the door suddenly swung open and at the next end of the corridor, they could see a girl dressed in white running towards thier room... Within moments, the girl was seen ruuning into their room, right past them between the couch and tv and out of the window.... Eeee!! Sick huh? It happened to quite a few families.. All saying that they saw the same thing... Let's drop this subject shall we? I suddenly feel so cold... Hahaha....
Easter is here! And sadly, I could not attend the easter service... I think my service friends are losing faith in me... Sigh.... I had something that needed my imidiate attention... My cousin had some problem and he sought my help... So I slept over at his house on friday night... And saturday came and I was hoping to go to service but I had to accompany him to Raymond... (The person who is solely responsible for bringing my F9 in Additional Mathematics up to a B3... Thank you...) So I stayed there till it was about 4... Then had to rush back to granny's place to eat Lor Mee... She cooked it for dinner and I have to be there... I hate to see my granny sad... She feels sad if one of her grandchildren isn't there... So I couldn't go for service... Sigh~! Sorry Lennon... I really didn't mean it... I wanted to be there too...
Today... Sunday... I went to play pool with Gabriel and someone else at SGCC... Enjoyed your company guys!! Thanks for today... Went back in time for dinner and then, slept till now and then I decided to update this entry... Sigh~! Ricca is leaving for Indonesia tomorrow... Do have a safe journey yea? Enjoy yourself when you get back there... Say hi to your famiy for me... Oh yeah... Btw... Who's side are you on in the tagboard? You sound like you agree with that stupid cypher... I am really like what he said arhxz?? You should know who's words matters to me the most... Just like you take someone else's words very seriously...
Think I am gonna end here... I seem to be like able to meet people from all walks of life in my blog... Hahaa... Kinda glad and angry about it somehow...
"Work work work... Wei Xin! Bring me that ladder! Get the blueprints and wait for me at the 14th floor..." Ah Dee
Sigh~!
Sigh~! That means I would not be able to blog regularly... Another thing I am pissed about is my posting... Actually I was hoping to get into Singapore poly so that my school starts at 30th May... Then after my work, my granny wanna bring me to Australia to visit my cousins... Seems like I can't go now... I called Nanyang poly and asked when my course starts and it starts at 18th April... What the fuck! So fucking early... Now I can't go to Australia... Damn it! Sigh~! What bad luck I have...
I do not have the mood to continue with today's entry anymore.. Sorry people... Just feeling so damn pissed off and disatisfied that things aren't going my way... Tell you more about the job I am doing next time...
I hate Nanyang poly!!!
Shoot me...
Nothing much has really happened these few days except that my dad has been pressing me to get a job... I tried SGCC's jumbo but to no avail... They needed someone who can work till like maybe june... But my school starts at the end of may... Sigh... Gonna get more nagging... Qian Bei says she will help me keep a lookout for jobs... Wonder if she found any...
I dun think I have anything nice to blog about today... Just feeling guilty for not blogging for quite some time... Sorry folks... Truly sorry... Obviously I have to find something to talk about... Till then, I think I won't be having any inspirartions at all... In the meantime... Stay happy and healthy my friends...
I am a goofy goober yea! You're a goofy goober yea! We're a goofy goober yea!
Bad day...
Stupid shoes on wheels
Stupid shoes... Almost had a freak accident today... All because of this pair of shoes... Why can't they just walk like normal human beings? Why do they have to glide across? Is it so difficult to lift your legs to walk?
Ever since I first saw advertisments for these kinda shoes, I have detested them... Not only do they bring harm to the user alone, they also bring harm to innocent people like us...
I went to the IT convention at Suntec city today... And boy! Was it crowded... Just as I was about to step into the exhibition hall, this guy zoomed passed me... I could practically feel the wind rushing pass by me... He missed me completely... No... His backpack hit me... I don't know what was in the bag, but it certainly was heavy... So heavy that I was knocked to the ground... I was kinda stunned at that moment... Sitting on the ground looking dazed... What was worse is that he did not even noticed that he had hit me and just went away...
What the freaking hell! Not even a word of apology... All I saw was his figure getting smaller and evaporating into the crowd... I am so pissed... This kinda contraption sure is dangerous... Consoloation is that, he hit me and luckily not some old man... If a old man was hit, I am sure he would be in the hospital now... I wanna curse that asshole which colided into me today... I curse that you will become like the guy in the next picture...
These kinda shoes should be banned in Singapore... No... In the whole wide universe... I really pity those parents who bought this stupid contraption for their offsprings... I don't mean to curse them but I hope someone dies from using it so they will drop it like a bad habit...
Idiots!!! I hate Heelies... I am so gonna burn them...!!!!
Urinal Etiquette
The male toilet... Walk in and you see the thing that all guys stand up to and urinate in them... The urinal! Haha... Enough said... I am sure the girls would know how the urinal looks like... I need not draw one do I? Any girls who does not know how a urinal looks like can approach me... I'll be glad to bring you into a male toilet to see it... So anyways... There are two rules to know about before I go deeper into the whole thing...
The two basic rule: Proximity to man(PtM)factor and the Proximity to entrance(PtE) factor... Point to remember, PtM will always be the first priority over to PtE...
PtM means that the distace between each man while using the urinal and PtE means the distance between the urinal and the toilet entrance... Understanding this will allow us to move on to the next section of the blog...
It is known that the distance between each used factor must be the greatest...
Note: When deciding which urinal to use, always use PtM first and then PtE... Must use both... Unless you are the first in the toilet...)
The picture above, will relate to the examples given later on the usage and priority of PtM and PtE... I am sure there is no need for further explanation for the picture... Quite straightforward isn't it? All examples will be using this toilet as the setting...
The first man that enters this toilet, will definitely have to use urinal number 1 as shown in the picture because he cannot use PtM... Isn't the reason obvious? So he uses PtE to make his choice, which is furthest from the toilet's entrance... The next man that comes in will have to use the PtM first to make his choice of urinal... Knowing that PtM is much more important than PtE, his only choice of urinal is number 10... This two is easy... But what if a third one comes in?
This is the catch... Noticed that PtM is more important than PtE, the third person has a choice of urinals in the center which is number 5 and 6... But why did the picture chose number 5? Remember that we have to use both PtM and PtE to make a choice? Well... Urinal number 5 coincidently satisfy both factors of decision...
Now here comes the fourth pisser... Haha... Hope I aren't boring you... He has a though choice to make... Why not choose urinal number 3 you all ask, since there is a same amount of distance between the first man and third man... Well... Go back to the deciding factors, PtM and PtE... PtM trumps PtE so comparing the distance between the second man and third man and the distance between the first man and third man, second and third man wins this segment... and using the next factor after PtM, urinal number 7 seems the best candidate...
The fifth guy is fairly simple, unrinal number 3 because it is the only one that does not come into contact with another user...
The sixth guy is quite complex but sticking to the PtM rule, he by right should use urinal number 8 because by using that urinal, he only comes into contact with one guy rather than two... But why not unrinal number 9? Figure that out yourself...
From this stage onwards, each subsequent guy that comes in will only have to use the PtE factor, and gradually fill up the urinals...
Of cos the people do not urinate for that long that they wait for the urinals to be filled up before they leave together... So people come and go very quickly... All we have to remember is just the two basic rules and no washroom will be too confusing for you... But come to think again, how many guys actually know about this urinal etiquette thingy? So what is the point in learning?
Before ending this entry, there are points to take note while urinating...
1. I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
2. NO Singing. Period. Or whistling.
3. Keep your eyes to yourselves. Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".
I wonder if this thing will ever go big... If it does, it can only mean trouble for guys...
Who am i?
This I ask all of you... What do you all think I am? I really wanna know... Be truthful... Dun tag but please leave a comment so it stays there for good... Thank you all...
What kind of a person am I? Can some kind soul help me? I cannot always be the one helping... I need help too... I ain't perfect...
For my friends out there...
Moving right along, ever since the release of results, many of my friends are feeling so down... Either because of a lousy score or that they cannot get into their choice of school... Friends, my heart bleeds for you... I can almost feel the pain that you guys are experiencing... Do not worry because this is still not the worst thing that can happen... It still isn't too late to help yourself up from the fall you had... There are some friends of mine which I wanna particularly address... So here goes...
Diana & Bei Bei: How are you feeling after I spend the whole day with you? You better be happy... Haha... Well girl, all is not lost... There still are paths for you to choose... What you have to do now is to pick yourself up and choose the best path that is most beneficial to you... There is no path that will look bleak for you... It is just how you make the best out of it and put it into favour for you... Live not to regret... You can make it... Just believe... Remember... Kamu harus punya keperchayaan...( For Bei Bei's use, it means you must have confidence...) I will do what I can to help you... Remember, do not hesitate to come running to me for help... In fact I wish you will... Not cursing you though but hope that you trust me enough to ask for my help...
Before ending this, I would like to thank everyone for his or her support that they have given me over the years... Especially the teachers... Love you guys...
To my friends out there. Never forget those who once helped you and return their help with a smile... It certainly melts their hearts...
My score
Elementary Mathematics--- B3
Additional Mathematics--- B3 (this one is damn surprising considering the fact that I have never passed a single A-math test...)
Combined Humanities--- B4 (Blame it on my laziness...)
Mother Tongue--- B4 (Improved)
Pure Chemistry--- B4 (Better than what I usually get...)
Pure Physics--- C6 (I seriously do not know anything about physics... All I know is what is the size of the pinhead...)
I have a feeling my next family gathering, I will be compared to my cousin... That is when the real damage comes in...
I am freaking happy with my results... So why dun you all just bug off?
In conjuction to my problem now...
Anyways, my life in MI now is much better but there still is some hostiity from the people in my class... Yes! It is time again... To curse the people I hate on my blog and get away scott-free... HAHAHA!!! There is this girl called Wan Ru... From what I can see in her, the way she talks and act is like a "Ah Lian"... I can feel a great sense of hostility from her... Kinda fed up with her antics in school... I mean, I know I got 24/30 for econs test...(Yes... You all can praise me... Its a freaking 80% score...) Best in class.... I merely just asked for your score and you said " I know you get 24, dun have to come ask me... " Sheesh... I have no intention to "hao lian" to you coz you are not even good enough for me to deem you as competition... There isn't any satisfaction in flaunting my smartness to a dimwit, numbskull, imbecile like you...
Yeah... now to the main thing... I watched Jack Neo's latest flick... It seriously is hilarious... You all should watch it... The show kinda links to my problem's if you think hard enough... Nope, not the MI problem... But other problems... To kinda elaborate on it, I kinda have to spoil the movie...
WARNING!!! SPOILER FOR JACK NEO'S LATEST FLICK!!! SCROLL AWAY IF YOU DO NOT WANNA SEE!!!
The whole story is simply a hoax to make Sharon Au fall in love with Adrian Pang... That is it... The story happens in such a way that Sharon Au does not like Adrian Pang then through a third party hoax, Adrian Pang gets to prove his love for her...There are times where Adrian Pang did think if he should give up... But he hung on and love previled... Yeah! Hooray for love! Haha...! If I could just have the chance to do so too... But... Things aren't looking good... But well, that is life... That can only happen in a movie...
Sigh.... Results are coming soon... Do cheer up people... Keep your head up and stay happy...
Where will my blog go?
Her blog is really well written, funny, and she fears no one... She really is good... Manz... My idol!! haha... Do I really have to write like her before things start to change? I mean, its great having my friends read my stuff, but I want people I do not even know to read my blog... Do you know how many people visit xiaxue's blog? She can have up to hundreds of people visit her blog daily.... Argh! Manz... this sucks... So disgusted by this whole issue... It feels like so much hard work going to waste... Yeah... What hard work? I know... There is hard work being put in whenever I type an entry.... So much brain juice going to work... Now that is hard work...
Hmmm... Maybe I need xiaxue to link me... then maybe I can get some people to read my blog... haha... Sigh... Nothing much to blog about these days... Ain't spendin' enough time in my toilet to get inspiration... haha...
To all my friends, I will give my best whenever you approach me... No is not an option for me... Stay happy and healthy everyone!
Happy Chinese New Year!!!
Yay! I am currently learning Bahasa Indonesia now... It is so fun... Wish I can go for lessons... So before ending, Selamat menikmati waktu kamu... I think it means "you have a good time" Yeah... so you all have a good chinese new year!!! ( I think I am wrong...)
Wo zhu ni men xin nian kuai le, wan shi ru yi, xin xiang shi cheng, nian nian you yu, long ma jing shen, gong xi fa cai, shen ti jian kang!!!
Choosing the right path...
Ok... The whole entry today shan't be devoted to her... Not worth my time and effort... See the entry title? Choosing the right path... What can I possibly mean by that? You might all be asking... Well... In actual fact, I have something to say about the matter... I have come to realise that the only way to really solve a problem is to actually not keep to yourself but to have other people to have a say in it... Of cos that other person has to be your good friend or at least a person you can confide in...
Let me ask... What do you people usually do when you get yourself into trouble or problems? I can say I will always start to panic and then think of a way to get myself out of it... Be it by lying my way out... I will try my best to get out of it... Yes... Its bad doing that... But I make mistakes... I am human... Well... Sometimes I do get away scott-free but most of the time... Yeah... I get screwed... Big time... Haha... I am actually glad I can laugh at this myself... Things that I get caught for are like sneaking out of the house to play pool, which happened just recently... or things like not doing homework... This are all actually minor stuff... What big trouble are are stuffs that involves the society and police...
Usually, friends are the source of mischief and troubles... But what are friends actually? Are friends suppose to hurt you and make you do things that hurt others? Or are friends suppose to work together and support each other till they reach their common goal? Rhetorical question isn't it? Yeah... Most of you would choose the second one... But all of you seriously think hard... What are your friends like? Do they force you to do things that brings harm unto others? Or do they bring harm unto you? I would daringly say... Friends like this I sure do not want... Why should there be suffering in others due to your friends fun and laughter? Is it justifiable that others suffer just for your feeling of joy?
Many of you might wanna ask... What is the thing that can be done that incur so much damage and sufferings? Good question... I am talking about things like due to peer pressure, people start to smoke, consume drugs, join gangs, fight, arson or even sex... Scary isn't it? But its true.. There are such things happening out there... Teens are the kind of people which our parents cannot understand... Well... sad thing is, I cannot understand them too... Neither can I understand myself... Haha...
Let's talk about the kind of problems and the kind of trouble you can get into... Dun worry.. I wun touch on all, but the ones I think that is important...
Smoking and drugs... What is wrong with this? Well... Firstly, I hate smoking... I dun hate the people... But I would like them even better if they did not smoke... Smoking is so smelly... The smell of smoke just nauseating and it harms the body... Let us see what kind of terminal illness it can give to a smoker... Lung cancer, mouth cancer, throat cancer, in short... Death... Another thing... Second hand smokers beware... They have a higher chance of getting lung cancer than the smoker itself... What is this?! People die because of something they didn't do... Kinda unfair isn't it? Next is drugs... Why would people take drugs I really do not know... They like jumping off buildings thinking that they can fly? What do they get in the end? Smashed skull, limbs flying miles away from their body... Blood... Yeah... Death... Doing both results in death... Just a matter of a slow and painful death or a quick and still painful death... What is the point here?
Arson... I cannot really talk much about this... But why do people wanna deface public property? Fun? Exciting? Thrilling? Or just to show their stupidity? Depriving of people to enjoy a facility everytime they burn someplace... Might kill or injure people too... Is that act justifiable?
Lastly... Sex or rather sexual assault... Now the society is getting more and more educated... There is a tendency to abuse the knowledge learnt... Girls had better beware... Especially to those who usually go to discoteque... (wonder if is spelt correctly...) The most simple way is to spike your drink... Easy... There will be no change in both colour or taste in the drink... Effect is fast because its alcoholic... If the girls get too easy with guys... Letting them touch all over and ending up having sexual intercourse... They will just get pregnant... Things dun end that way... Parents will hate you... You will feel sad... I mean... Suicidal thoughts might just easily pop into your stupid head...
After all this... It only leads to one word... Suffering... Why people wanna do this to make themself suffer? I do not know the reason too... There is however a way to save yourself if you are willing to continue reading... haha... Seriously... If you people have done any of this before, sit down and think really hard... How do you want your life to be? Suffering? Or just a simple and normal one where you can at least be happy? Like I said... Friends that bring harm to both you and the society, I can do without them... They wanna ruin their own lives, let them do it...
So people... The choice is finally in your own hands... All I can do is put some sense into your thick skull... I cannot possibly pull you by the ear and force you to change... That will still not work unless you yourself is willing to change... Seriously think through what I have said... You might not agree with me, but this entry I hope to change some thought in you...
Sit down and really think what you want in life... Only then the doors to happiness can be opened... And like I always say... Happiness is the best feeling in the world...
All that has been happening...
Anyways... So much have happened ever since I started attending Millennia Institute... Let me tell you more about how I am here... Well, to say truthfully, somehow or rather I am not enjoying it quite alot... People here is not really nice... I dun really like my classmates because I find them childish... Sigh... I am now in school and I am pluaged by some trouble... Shan't talk about that...
I dun have much to say right now... So I think I will end here... For people out there who is plauged by a problem... Sit down and think what is it you want in life? I think you will get your answers... Also weigh the consequeces of your decision... You will find your path...
Nothing more can beat the feeling of happiness... Try it...
Is looks really that important?
On to the main thing... I jus got back from playing pool with Lonnie... Well... Met up with Maybelin and three of us walked from Serangoon Gardens to my house... Lonnie parted first as we passed by his house first, leaving me and Maybelin to walk alone... I was asking her some personal stuff... Then I asked if I am really such a lousy boyfriend... The first thing she said was to tell me to go on a diet... Yes.. I am fat... The world is realistic place... People who look nice are more preferred...
This I wanna ask all of you... Is looks really that important? If it is, then wouldn't the ugly and fat people like me be single for their whole life? If Ricca had really dumped me because of the fact that I am ugly, she would have done it right after we got together... What does that really show? I really am pondering over this very seriosuly... Will I be left on the self and never be taken again? I wonder...
So... Anyone who is reading this... Do make an effort and leave a comment whether looks are important and why? I really need someone the create a miracle and answer for me... Please.... I need to know...
To Diana: Hey gal... really glad that you are coming back soon... I did miss you... Did not hear your voice for so long... You said there is this boy you like... Well... Dun hesitate to call and ask me for help ok? I will be there for you like for all my other friends... Do remember to stay happy... Dun live in regrets like I did... Best advice I can give to all the poeple in the world... Cheer up okz?
Please tell me... Beauty is just a superficial thing... Can it last as long as a character of a person?
Yay!
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Nice number huh? Yeah... I know... Well.. people... Blog some time later... do remember to tag me ok?
Yay! I am elated...
How fragile life can be... This I really have to say to you...
Life is really fragile when you really sit down and think about it... No one knows what will happen in the future... Who knows I might just be involed in an accident tomorrow? I might just die of an attempted robbery... Who really knows? A life is so precious... It is often treasured after it is lost... People just seem to take things for granted like I have took her for too... Only after she had left then did I start to realize how important she is to me...
I was worried sick about her when she was in Indonesia during the crisis... I kept SMS-ing her... Asking if she was alright and tell her to come back fast... I really was going crazy at that period of time... I was constantly praying for her safety... I was on the verge of breaking down when I recieved an sms that went like this...
" Wx. There is a lot of water here... Everything is flooded and the airport is flooded too... I dun think I can come back anytime soon..."
When I got that, I was both elated and sad... Elated that I heard from her... Sad that she is stranded on that water logged place and couldn't come back... Little did I know that she had tricked me... She lied to me that it was flooding in Jakarta... Haha! I am such a fool... But I really am glad that she made it back to Singapore... This indeed shows us how precious life can be especially when it is someone you love...
Ricca, this I wanna tell you... Life is fragile... I do not know what will happen to me next... But I want you to know this... I love you... I want to say it all out before it is too late and I might regret... I love you so much that I am willing to sacrifice my life for you... If I could be given just one more chance... I will make it up to you so much... Day by day, the hope in me seems to decline little by little... I will not let it die out... Just like my torch that I am holding for you... Even in the strongest storm, it will not die out... Love you...
Life is really fragile and precious... It is never too late to say "I love you" to your loved ones now...
Christmas! A festival of giving...
In my family, I am kinda considered the cannot-study type... Due to my lousy results, I always get compaired to the better ones in the family... Of course, getting an award for good performance in school from the government is pratically impossible... Somehow or rather, when it was close to Chirstmas Day... My grandma told me something...
"This year you are going to get something that you can never even dream of..."
When I heard that, I was kinda surprised and curious... That night, I could not sleep... I kept thinking... What is it that I will get? A new handphone? A new laptop? I was thinking... Finally, the big day arrived... Yes... I am sure you all can guess it by now... I got a Good Progress Award!! Worth S$150... So happy... It is in fact not the money that matters... But my pride... I made a bet with my Uncle that I will be able to get good results... Looks like I am winning...
Well, talking about money is what I actually wanna talk about today... What is the use for money? What kind of thing is it that people want it so much that they can rob or even kill for it... Why is it such a thing that can drive us this crazy over it?
Let us all think in a logical way... Is it possible to live without money? Of cos not... But, we need not have an abundance of it... Of cos having much more is a good thing... You can buy whatever that is within your means... Afford better things than other people... But come to think of it... I rather be happy with what I already have... Many people keep thinking of a way to make more money everyday... Yes! There is nothing wrong with it... But when they have a plot to gain cash by underhanded means... That is so so so wrong... It is just as bad as hurting others to gain wealth...
Why people get crazy over money? Why are they all so stingy over it? I mean... Money spent can be earned back... Why keep it like its going to go with you to hell or heaven? I really cannot comprehend... Maybe someone have to educate me about wealth... But to have riches coming to you, you must be comfortable with money... Be flexible with money.. But not too flexible that you get cheated...
Next part of my blog... Yay! Ricca is back in town... Thank you lord that nothing has happened to her... I was so worried when the Earthquake happened... Of cos I am not a sadist... I do feel sorry for the people that died... Let us keep a moment of silence for them... *Silence*
Now I am at my aunt's house... Counting down to the New Year... Yay!!!! Makes me think of New Year resolutions... Haha... That shall be my next topic in the next entry... Yeah... So long people... I shall go have my dinner....
Wealth can never be brought away with you when you leave this earthly place...
Argh!!! My blog is so dead! Tag me people!
Firstly, I wanna say that... I MISS LIN!!!! Hey girl... If you ever see this blog, do give me a call... I am going crazy... I need help!!! I MISS YOU TOO RICCA!!!!
Anyways, I have hardly anything to talk about this time... Well, I am currently working with my father. Don't ask too much about my job... I am kinda sick of people asking me that... Sigh! I really have nothing to say... Never mind... I shall forget about blogging for now... Need some topic to talk about... I shall go think...
ARGH!!! My brain is getting rusty... Time to do some Additional Mathematics...
